Friday, December 17, 2021

Getting A Jump On Festivus

I’m posting this helpful outdoor Christmas decorating guide for anyone who STILL has not put their decorations up.

inflatable christmas decorations

Apologies to the blow-up Christmas decoration aficionados among us. I can’t help but think that’s cheating: putting up outdoor decorations should involve ladders, rappelling, superhuman contortions and great risk of bodily harm.

dummy hanging christmas lights

Hitting the road bright and early today so perhaps that explains my hum-buggery. Or perhaps I’m just getting a jump on the Festivus celebration this year.

festivus grievances