Saturday, August 15, 2009

Recycling, Obama Style

I don’t think you have to make such a big deal about Lady M wearing the same dress twice. After all, we are in the middle of a recession, that we inherited from that hateful previous administration that shall remain nameless – oh what the heck! – it’s George W. Bush’s recession!

But as I was saying, a lot of really important people are reduced to wearing the same thing twice in these difficult times. But that’s beside the point. The real reason MO sported that foxy red Michael Kors number was to show the world that there’s nothing to that baby bump rumor.

Of course, we had to practice first and I needed to attach my trans-imaging booster drive.  I think we pulled it off quite nicely though, what do you think?

michelle recycle 1

Besides, here at the Big White, we’re really into recycling. Take Big Guy, for instance: he’s totally recycling everything from socialism to Marxism. And making it sound fresh and  new! We’ve even adopted a new slogan and poster to support our efforts:


trash poster   

I think we’re going to be putting it on all future White House correspondence and press releases. Feel free to adopt it for your own use as well.