Wednesday, December 23, 2009

It Runs In the Family

Lady M and the girls went to Children’s Medical Center yesterday to READ to the kids, their parents and caregivers! Can you believe it? A whole family full of readers. They are truly blessed.

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For their reads, MO chose “The Night Before Christmas”, while Sasha and Malia took turns reading from “Snowmen at Night”. Despite the word “Christmas” in the title of MO’s read, it has been approved by the Secularists Against Christmas group, as it is officially a 99.8% secular read.

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“Look Mom! I can get my arms around the First Lady! I can be your belt, Mrs. O!”

 

 

 

 

 

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Poor Bo. He still hasn’t learned how to read. But he’s doing much better in the “leaving presents” behind department.

 

 

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I don’t as a rule comment on the girls at all, but I just can’t help pointing out how cute Malia looks in this mini-ME outfit: cuffs, layers, cardigans and multiple bangles on her wrist. But thank goodness she has the good sense to realize that she’s too young for those belts yet.

 

 

After her lively reading, she handed the floor over to Sasha and Malia who, alternating pages, read "Snowmen at Night" . .. At the mention of hot chocolate in the story, Malia interjected that the mom in chief makes a fine cup of cocoa. Then, Obama asked for a repeat of a particularly rousing sound effect as Malia read her part of the tale: Wha-hooo!

Can you do that again? asked her mom. Wha-hooo!

See? The kid is just a natural.

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Bo has learned how to give high five’s (remember how adorable he was with the Oprah?). Next year we’re bringing in the dog whisperer to teach him how to do fist bumps, won’t that be irresistible on the campaign trail?

Got to get back to work now. I just found out I’ve been invited to go to Hawaii with the First Family for our Winter Solstice vacation! I’ll be on duty of course (there will be bathing suits, after all). I have a lot of packing to do, plus, we’ll be wrapping up our year-long airing of grievances later today around the Festivus Pole. I heard Rahm and Big Guy chuckling last night as they were setting it up. Something about having done a great job sticking it up. I guess they both really like the grievance thing.

I sure hope they don’t get into that “Feats of Strength” thing though. I think we all know how that will go. Because there’s only one member of the household that has both biceps and balls.

11 comments:

  1. Once upon a time, good posture indicated class. Our Lady of the Presumption did not hear this, apparantly, while slouching through college at the two most presigious schools in the U.S. Proof, again, of just how mean America really is.
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    MOTUS, I had never heard of festivus, and just wasted twenty minutes of my time perusing the points of interest about it on wiki. And that's about all there is to say about that.
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  2. bettyann,
    Somewhere along the way standing up straight and carrying yourself well gave way to a surly slouch and a cocked head. Can't really put my finger on the exact moment, but I think Patty Hearst may have had something to do with it.

    Glad to hear there is at least one other person out there that never got into Seinfeld.
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  3. Laura Bush carries herself like a royal princess. This schikta walks and sits like a lumberjack.

    Say, is it just me, or does that ass belong on a linebacker? Watchout Rahmbo, for "Feats of Strength", my money's on the Wookie.
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  4. I know what Festivus is, Motus, and never did
    I watch that 'un-funny' Seinfeld.

    But then, I am from Italy.....

    BTW, I see that 'TheWon & Co.' are not leaving
    for Hawaii until his 'crowning glory'/aka 'The
    Death Panel Bill' is voted in...

    Bet I'll be among the first to succumb, I am quite old (and nonproductive).

    Too bad for my motherless great-grandaughters.

    (NOT a snark-just bitter)
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  5. Winter White House?

    http://news.yahoo.com/video/health-15749655/inside-the-obamas-winter-white-house-17278813

    Who is paying for that $4,000-a-night vacation??? Or is it $12,000 a night, given that they’re renting the houses on either side of it for their entourage?
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  6. Oh, talk about carbon footprints!
    And,don't mention the cost to take them anywhere-every week.
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  7. Breeze,
    I'm not sure, but I think there's a clause in the Obamacare bill that says (wisely) that if you're from Italy you're exempt from the Death Panel (that doesn't exist).

    Good piece at Hot Air: Sarah Palin says "I told you so": http://hotair.com/archives/2009/12/23/palin-i-told-you-so/

    So, let's cash that bitterness in on some healthy anger. Become a proud member of the angry mob. You are not alone. And while I leave it up to you to determine if you're old, from my vantage point, you are definitely NOT unproductive!

    Regarding the royal trip to Hawaii - no matter what it costs,I think it would be cheaper if the O's were on vacation for 50 weeks and only came back to Washington for 2.
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  8. Thanks, Motus!

    I am definitely ANGRY and my loins are girded for battle! Fortunately, the stars are aligned favourably. The following confirms
    my own humble analysis:


    An astrological case was made for civil unrest in the article, “Destiny in the Balance” from the January 2010 issue of Dell Horoscope magazine.


    “Then, in May 2010, Uranus enters Aries and makes a T-Square to the U.S. Venus, while Pluto remains in Capricorn’s first decanate.

    This is an aspect of revolution,

    a pattern as strong as those during America’s overthrow of Britain’s yoke that started the whole nation in the first place!

    People who are struggling with economic hardship and in general not liking what the government is laying down, get motivated to fight against what they see as abuses. As in the original American Revolution, the fight might very well be over taxes. Eclipses fall in the second and eighth houses of the national horoscope in these years, especially the Solar Eclipse of January 2010 directly on the U.S. Pluto.

    There might even be calls for secession.

    Transiting Uranus conjunct the Sibley IC will be square to the Midheaven ruler, Venus, followed shortly by its square to the chart ruler, Jupiter.

    This is a great howl for freedom.”
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  9. Cries out for a caption:

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  10. Breeze,
    I think we would all welcome "a great howl for freedom." It's generally only after it's lost that people realize how valuable it is.
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  11. The Faux Lady is a Crass Act.

    I bet she couldn't wait to get this photo op/quickie reading out of the way so she could jet off to Hawaii and live large on other people's money.

    It will be a rude awakening to MO when her massive rearend is kicked out of the WH and the perks and freebies stop.
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