Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Silver Belts, Silver Belts, It’s Christmas Time In Hawaii

You probably heard about the Obama’s in Oahu Winter Solstice holiday. But what to pack? Lady M has been in a tizzy.

We’ve got the leis covered: laua juneJune Luau

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But the rest of the wardrobe is problematic. It’s warm in Hawaii this time of year, so our signature cardigans are probably going to look even less appropriate than usual.

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That leaves only the sundresses , belts and shorts.

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God help us if she decides to combine all three, because, let’s face it, Lady M doesn’t have Jennifer’s hair.

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at 8:44 AM

9 comments:

  1. Hahaha. How true! Lady M doesn't have Jennifer's hair, or her legs or her waist or hips or her taste in clothes. Or, I might add, her royalty checks! All the same though as MEshill does obviously get free clothes...some of those designers must pay her to wear their monstrosities.
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  2. Speaking of Christmas trees and balls. Here is an interesting tidbit.
    http://biggovernment.com/2009/12/22/transvestites-mao-and-obama-decorate-white-house-christmas-tree/

    Motus. Have you looked at his balls lately?
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  3. Oh God no. Stop it. Please. I can't take it anymore. I'm burning all my cardigans. Right now.
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  4. I work at JCPenneys, and yesterday I noticed we have several blouses with boob belts. God help us all. Thankfully I haven't noticed any customers buying them. They must have a better fashion sense than big MO and whoever designs our clothes.

    If I start to see button-down cardigans with boob belts, it'll really be time to worry.
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  6. I'd like to take credit for it, but I didn't come up with "boob belts." I can't remember who did.
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  7. "let’s face it, Lady M doesn’t have Jennifer’s hair."

    Dear me, MO doesn't have anything that faintly even resembles ANY part of Jennifer's presentation, including legs, ankles and waistline.

    However, Jennifer does have pretty nice arms; where is the press about this?! Why has there not been headlines about Jennifer's buff arms?
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  8. Annie,
    "Pay" is such a crass term. We prefer "wire transfers to a Swiss bank account".

    Chiron,
    Shame on you for making fun of Big Guy's balls.

    I think actually they are some modern version of Christmas past, Christmas present, and Christmas future. You decide which is which.


    bettyann,
    Are you nuts? Any day now Big Guy will be telling us to turn down our thermostats. You're going to need those sweaters.

    Rattle,
    Next time you're at work, please help stop fashion homicide. Grab a mic and, speaking slowly but firmly say to the holiday crowd: "Step away from the boob belts". You will be performing a great civil service.

    Cricket,
    Well, for one thing, they look like they belong there, with all of the other toned body parts.
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  9. Motus. Didn't realize his balls had a theme. Hadn't looked at his balls as closely as you have. Wouldn't mind though. I'd take a good look at those balls. Touch them even. Weigh them. Smell 'em. I'm surprised since I really didn't think he had any balls at all. Do You think he'll still have those balls next year? I betcha Michelle busts his balls before the next christmas holiday. Oh well. Not all balls are made equal.
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