Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Celebutards Coast to Coast

I should probably be heading back to Washington soon.

I’ve tried working remotes from Park City, but it’s not quite as effective. My Cassegrain reflector equipped with state of the art NASA nano-processors just doesn’t work as well off-site.

Although, having said that, I think we handled the lunch with the military wives rather well.  MO’s finely toned arms reflected quite well, and you can’t say that about very many women in Washington this time of year.

232x228 MO addresses the Joint Armed Forces Officers Wives Club

Not only did MO’s fighting form look great, but she won high marks for personally delivering an $8.8 billion budget for support of military families in this year’s budget. Don’t worry, it’s not coming out of her wardrobe budget. Sending Lady M and her toned arms was meant to deflect the fact that the $8.8 billion only included a 1.4% pay raise next year, the smallest since the advent of the all-volunteer military in 1973. I guess it worked, judging from the press which is all about MO’s support for military families, and all the new programs she’s proposing.

In other Big White news: did you see Big Guy’s meeting with Khloe Kardashian? Well, technically Big Guy meeting with the LA Lakers, but all the really famous wives came too.


I don’t mind telling you that when I saw this image it sent shivers through my hard drive. Like a really, really bad flashback.


Let’s not even get started with what Big Guy and Khloe have in common. It’s already becoming a favorite parlor game. So far “both being famous for doing nothing” is in the lead.

I’m hoping to screen a couple more movies films here at Sundance before getting my upgrades installed and winging my way back to the wackiness, debauchery and excitement of Washington. It’s not that much different from the celebutard world of Hollywood, but still, I miss it.