Saturday, November 27, 2010

May America Live Long and Prosper

I’ll file a more complete report later on MO and BO (and “Bo- Bo’s” [ poor little Bo, he hates that nickname!]) Thanksgiving and interview with Baba Wawa. Butt here’s a quick summary of the ABC special:

ht_p112310ps-1389_101124_ssh Brown: it’s the new black. Baba didn’t get the memo.

 

bw_tg_special Baba and Big Guy bow to Bo-Bo (!)

We’re proud we rammed Obamacare up your butts. We’ve stabilized the economy with our Porkulus plan and the economy is growing, if you know how to count the Washington way.

Big Guy’s looking forward to being a partner with Cuba, once they “turn the corner” – unclear what that means since they’ve already taken every left hand turn there is to turn. Maybe he was talking about us. Unclear, I’ll try to get clarification.

BO would be upset if terrorists blew up a bunch of people in the air and he couldn’t tell the American people that “we X-rayed your privates in order to prevent it” - which of course it didn’t, if he had to tell them that. Butt at least he can say we did everything possible. Or something.

And he still prays everyday, ending every Grace before dinner with the Vulcan salute, “Live Long and Prosper.” No, wait, that’s not it: “we hope we live long and strong." Same same: it’s both a greeting and farewell.

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Also, Big Guy said he doesn’t waste his time thinking about Sarah Palin, as he spends all his time being the best president he can possibly be (no one doubts that).

Oh, and don’t worry about Big Guy’s fat lip: occupational hazard.

fat lip Big Guy suffered a split lip when he caught an elbow being the best president he can possibly be.

He just took an elbow during his daily devotional. It was not, as previously reported, the hand of God.

146 comments:

  1. I don't think he's a Vulcan. I think he's a Romulan — <span> 'passionate, cunning, and opportunistic'.<span> (And that is such a Trekkie joke, I can hardly believe I made it.)</span></span>

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  2. The sacrifices this woman makes for the American people is unparalleled!
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    “If I had to pick the man I’d want to be in politics – the kind of person that we seek out in this country – somebody who’s honest and sincere and smart as a whip – he would be the person I would pick, and that has always been why I followed him into these escapades because I would feel guilty to think that because of me somebody like him didn’t do what this country needed. And I still feel that way. And I’ll feel that way until the job is done.”

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  3. Hmmm...we hope we live long and strong no doubt referring to the wons we've been waiting for...I find this strange most people refer to God thanking him for the bounty on their table family that are present and usually ending with AMEN

    Another strange thing that the O's do.....

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  4. After watching a clip with the close-up of MO speaking, I'm convinced that she has something stuck between her teeth and lower jaw that caused her to speak with a pursed mouth.

    Of course, the drivel spewed by both O's is unbelievable and insulting.  As far as the public is concerned, BigO IS "done".

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  5. FLINO always looks like she has a chew in her lower lip.

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  6. Oh, and I see that Baba did get the boob belt memo!

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  7. MOO slathered some of her shiniest grease on her legs for Baba.  I hope the editors at Vogue see MOO's outfit that she selected to wear for the ceremony  to receive the White House tree.  They should be embarrassed.

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  8. I laughed out loud when I saw the photo of Baba, Moo, Boo and little Bo, and read the description. Little Bo is obviously the alpha dog of the Obamas.

    I'm under the weather right now and your blog really cheered me up, MOTUS. If laughter is the best medicine, I should be on my way to a speedy recovery.

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  9. I laughed out loud when I saw the photo of Baba, Moo, Boo and little Bo, and read the description. Little Bo is obviously the alpha dog of the Obamas.

    I'm under the weather right now and your blog really cheered me up, MOTUS. If laughter is the best medicine, I should be on my way to a speedy recovery.

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  10. FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA: You know, I think that it's important for him to finish what he started. I mean, the thing that doesn't get talked about in that is that, any ambivalence that I felt was all personal. It was all the sacrifice that this life requires of one's family.

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  11. Are you sure the split lip was't caused by a BaBa WaWa head butt (see second pic)? It looks like BaBa stood up a bit too quick for poor Boo's slowed reflexes and popped him good in the kisser. There are also rumors swirling that Moo caught him in the Presidential pantry with his fingers in her pie.

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  12. WHY does she not wear stockings? EVER? Is that an alligator belt and a mouse on her shoulder? Someone tell The BOOB that Baba is not that interesting.

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  13. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 10:44 AM

    Granny, we don't have a First Lady right now; just a greasy-legged clown.

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  14. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 10:46 AM

    A woman who scratches in public is not going to possess the
    class to wear stockings.

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  15. Maybe she believes that since she is an afam and that her legs are dark already all she need do is apply grease to give her that "shiny"look on her legs .....I bet she thinks she has one up on the "pale" folks who need to go out and actually BUY stockings... Just my hunch ... How else to explain?

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  16. Botox in the lines that go from the side of the nostrils downward past the mouth to the chin often eases them temporarily - by freezing the muscles that make those lines. 

    Either that or she has some kind of appliance in her mouth to work on the overbite - a retainer or ?

    Or all of the above.

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  17. Botox in the lines that go from the side of the nostrils downward past the mouth to the chin often eases them temporarily - by freezing the muscles that make those lines. 

    Either that or she has some kind of appliance in her mouth to work on the overbite - a retainer or ?

    Or all of the above.

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  18. The photo in the hallway with Bo appears to have been significantly lightened.  That carpet is red - use it as your reference point whenever they are photographed there.

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  19. The photo in the hallway with Bo appears to have been significantly lightened.  That carpet is red - use it as your reference point whenever they are photographed there.

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  20. But her legs reflect the light so nicely onto Baba's face.

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  21. Classic Granny! Especially the purple lips award. You are a national treasure!

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  22. Until the job is done?

    What other presidents or their wives have talked this way?

    Nobody ever thought of a president as someone who came in to "do a job" and once that job was done, everyone could breathe easy.

    People think of presidents as temporary captains steering our ship. 

    Whereas the Obamas figure they are there to do a very specific job; one no one has ever done before.

    And we know what that job is:  To fundamentally change America to something it has never been before.

    I hate these people.  Did I mention that?

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  23. <span>" . . . why I followed him into these escapades . . ."</span>

    What the hell? Escapades? 

    The American Heritage Dictionary defines an escapade as: an adventurous, unconventional act or undertaking.

    This mentally imbalanced, ill-mannered, distastefully attired, permanently aggrieved, lecturing, Affirmative Action welfare wife of a community agitator has a very sick and blighted view of American duty. 

    FEH!

    May both of these foul creatures live very long lives indeed, so they may experience how history will remember them.

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  24. Thanks, but my family wouldn't agree with you. 8-)

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  25. Barf alert from Politico! 'Obamas Talk Style, Sportscenter' http://tinyurl.com/26t2dsj
    Michelle Obama says she never gets tired of hearing people talk about her guns.


    "I will never get sick of people talking about my [toned arms]," the first lady told Barbara Walters in an interview that aired Friday night, sitting beside her husband. "If it's a positive compliment, I am a woman. It's like, bring it on. I'm cool with it."


    In the interview, Walters said she noticed that the first lady was not wearing one of her trademark sleeveless dresses to show off those much-photographed arms.


    "I still wear what I like and enjoy, and I thought this dress was pretty," she said.


    And her hubby agreed: "It's a nice-looking dress," he said. "She looks good generally."


    The president said he appreciated his wife's style choices: "I do. I notice what she's wearing.


    "He actually does, and sometimes it's a little irritating because it's like, 'Is that new?'" The first lady followed up, quoting her husband. "Stay out of my closet," she said with a little twinkle in her eye.


    "I'm not rifling through your closet," Obama told his wife, also smiling.
    ...

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  26. "Get the Job Done" = destroy the country and remake it in the image of Cuba or Venezuala. 

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  27. They must be O-bots.

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  28. I didn't know he was out of the closet.

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  29. Would someone explaing the ugly outfits MO and the WeeWons are wearing to accept the White House tree?

    http://www.picapp.com/search.aspx?term=michelle%20obama&pageNum=0&cats=

    In some other pictures you can see the bigger WeeWon wearing purple shoes and the smaller Won wearing blue (and don't miss the shorts over some kind of leggings.

    Michelle's blouse is so tight the buttons look like they're going to pop off and all three are wearing sweaters or jackets that are way too small.

    Ugly, ugly, ugly!!

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  30. MOO would have looked better if she had one of those Target reindeer sweaters on.

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  31. I'm sure Baba Wawa asked probing questions like she does with conservatives/Republicans.

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  32. I bet Putin had a good chuckle when he saw the pic of Little Barry at the window with his ice pack!

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  33. Granny, did she really say that? About the sacrifices? Nothing about the honor?

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  34. "If it's a positive compliment, I am a woman. It's like, bring it on. I'm cool with it."

    Bring it on, I'm cool with it -- so hip, so rap, so ghetto -- our FLOTUS

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  35. Very strange looks. Let's see layering. Sausage, tights, shorts, top, sweater. Malnutition, ditto with cardigan pulled across chest and buttoned, sleeves too short. MOO magnificent in a Sharpton upsweep, groody clutter blouse, and sweater that looks like a golden horse blanket.

    MOTUS -- please post some pictures an explain -- and not one bit of red and green among them -- how multi-cultural (excepting Christianity).

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  36. It may not have been the hand of God that smacked BO in his big mouth. Maybe not ironey or even karma, butt, I gotta believe it was the elbow of God saying STFU already.

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  37. Yes, like her thorn and rose questions. When she asked BOO about the thorns Baw Baw interjected "Republicans" before he could answer.

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  38. Otis T. CribblecobbleNovember 27, 2010 2:09 PM

    The hand of God showing itself through the throwing arm of MoosHelle?

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  39. Otis T. CribblecobbleNovember 27, 2010 2:17 PM

    And the Sausage was wearing not one, but two of those squirting clown flowers. In purple, to match her fathers lips. I was hoping that MoosHelle would wear a clown flower for the Baba interview and squirt her if Baba asked a question that was not on the approved list.

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  40. Imagine all the scratching and clawing and adjusting if she did wear stockings.

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  41. <span>"He actually does, and sometimes it's a little irritating because it's like, 'Is that backward?'" The first lady followed up, quoting her husband. </span>

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  42. I must applaud those of you who suffered through that "interview". I can barely stand to look at the stills. I am certain I would've had a full-blown seizure if I'd listened to that self-serving lie fest. Gawd, they make me sick!

    A friend reminded me today of an anecdote Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell told during the 2008 primaries. He was a firm Hillary supporter back then and just before voting in his state, Jug ears called him to ask for his support in the Penn. primary. Rendell demurred, saying he'd given his word to Hillary. So Jug Ears had the gall to reply, "Look, Ed, you know I'm gonna win this, don't you?"

    That sort of egotism infuriated me then and it still pisses me off 2 and 1/2 years later. That's when the little lightbulb over my head finally grew bright enough to show me the fix was in and somebodies were planning on BO being the nominee no matter how hard we fought for Hillary and no matter how many primaries she won.

    I hate Barack Obama, I despise his wife, I loathe what they're trying to do to our great country, and I am so very grateful for this site and all of you here for allowing me to vent so that I don't snap, set my hair on fire and go running naked down the street.

    *Ahem*

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    I think of that event often too, Portia. 

    With the same feeling.

    You just vented for both of us.

    Thank You!!!

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  44. This is sort of related to that. Recently I saw a comment on a photo--I forget where, but it was probably one of the Cheezburger-related sites--and someone commented that the person in the photo was TOO PALE and needed to get to a tanning booth, stat! As a melanin-challenged, well, freckled, individual, I found that offensive. I really doubt the commenter would ever say of someone that that person was TOO DARK! But snarking at people for being too pale (and presumably having the sense to wear sunblock or stay out of the sun) is perfectly OK.

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  45. I wish I could remember where I read this, but it was in response to those claims that anyone who doesn't like The Won is just racist. And I'm not going to be able to quote exactly, I'll have to paraphrase, but it boiled down to: these people think that we'd be perfectly okay with BO's socialist policies and administration if he was just a white boy.

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  46. I should follow that comment by stating that I think ALL skin tones and colors are lovely, provided that they are NATURAL. You shouldn't try to be what you're not. In a women's studies class I took in college, an AfAm woman in her 50s who was in the class told us one day about some of the horrible, horrible things AfAm women have done to their hair for the sake of trying to get it to look like Caucasian hair, and how girls are told from a very young age that they have "good" hair or "bad" hair. I said that Caucasian girls go through similar self-torture if they're of a certain pale complexion; I burned myself again and again as a teenager before I realized that I was never going to have a Coppertone tan. I finally got the sense to leave it alone and use sunblock instead, and now all those girls in my grade who used to make fun of me for having white legs now look 10 years older than me. Whee! :)

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  47. If it's NOT positive, she's got no time for it.

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  48. SinQuaNon,

    You summarize it to a tee:

    "This mentally imbalanced, ill-mannered, distastefully attired, permanently aggrieved, lecturing, Affirmative Action welfare wife of a community agitator has a very sick and blighted view of American duty."
     
    And to add to the positives - her husband is the most unqualified, unvetted, narcissitic (spelling?), lazy, cold, partying like a royal idiot, muslim-loving, Jihad denier ever to walk into the office - let alone hold it.  It is going to be a loooong two years.

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  49. Escapades ?  WTH ?  The country is accustomed to having a President and First LADY, instead we get the Prom King and Queen from the local Equal Opportunities High School.

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  50. These excerpts alone are making me nauseous. If you didn't know better you would think you were watching the Dating Game. How Wawa ever achieved celebrity status is beyond me.

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  51. Sophie - so true!  I think you said, on another issue, that they were like Royalty who wanted a Prime Minister to do the real work,

    They are just ghetto - like the local street dealer flaunting the spinning rims on his stoelen Escalade.  No class these carpet baggers.  Just livin large!

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  52. I've been taking some sceenshots from the 2012 campaign interview. I can't decide. Do you think MOO's wearing false eyelashes? ;)

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  53. Let's all send her one?

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  54. Oh dear.  So many assaults on good taste, I'm spinning. First Her Hugeness engulfs little Babs (and how is it she is considered a journalist when she is on the View?).  And what's with the bright white waist, etc. on a brown dress?  Then, the eyelashes so furry I expect they'll up and walk away.  But those shiny white "things" on her shoulder, um, is that what lives long and strong, those little aliens?  Cause we know that whatever's living between Big Guy's legs is short and weak.  Ok, I feel better now.

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  55. Hey MO, that's okay, because we never get tired of laughing our butts off at your gargantuan, wholly undeserved ego and your idiotic (and apparently stone blind) sycophants.

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  56. Being FLINO is merely an "escapade".  What a pig.

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  57. Sorry, Sine, I reacted up thread before I saw your much more thourough and insightful comment...every word with which I agree.

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  58. Sort of like the Joan Rivers frozen face.

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    ROTFLMAO, Margaret!!!!

    Good thing I wasn't drinking anything.....

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  60. I see that Chris Rock is doing some sort of special about what AA's do with their hair to look White.

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  61. We will never hear gracious, professional language from either of them.  I'm glad I won't have to suffer through watching this charade.

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  62. Cheap Tacky-O.

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    <span>-  
     
    What REALLY happened………..  
     
    <span>http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/OBUMMER/OFL.jpg</span>  
    <span></span></span>

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  64. It had to be the will of Allah...since everything is.

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  65. Hello!  What are those two bumps in closeup #1 on the right side of her mouth?  Could it be a sign of recent injections?

    Dear God, the disaster just keeps getting broader...literally.  I'm sorry, but 12 stitches?  even small ones so they won't leave a scar?  I couldn't be more pleased with the Hispanic Caucus.  And, he didn't say I'm sorry...well, double positive.

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  66. Oh Lordy, Lordy she looks awful!

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  67. I thought the FFA had an underbite.  I notice her lower teeth anterior to her upper teeth, with significant lower crowding. (I am a dentist)  Unless she has had some orthognathic surgery or ortho treatment I wasn't aware of.  I don't know why she speaks the way she does though.  No matter what, I can't stand her though, even if she had perfect teeth. =-X

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  68. I thought the FFA had an underbite.  I notice her lower teeth anterior to her upper teeth, with significant lower crowding. (I am a dentist)  Unless she has had some orthognathic surgery or ortho treatment I wasn't aware of.  I don't know why she speaks the way she does though.  No matter what, I can't stand her though, even if she had perfect teeth. =-X

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  69. I thought the FFA had an underbite.  I notice her lower teeth anterior to her upper teeth, with significant lower crowding. (I am a dentist)  Unless she has had some orthognathic surgery or ortho treatment I wasn't aware of.  I don't know why she speaks the way she does though.  No matter what, I can't stand her though, even if she had perfect teeth. =-X

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  70. sorry about the triple post

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  71. oooohhh .... I soooo needed a good long belly laugh ... I've been so sick of MO/BO for the past week or so that I had to stop visiting MOTUS and Newsbird and HillBuzz ... I finally came back here just now ... and have been rewarded immeasurably ... with your wit, intelligence, and sense of community .... 8-)

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  72. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 6:45 PM

    Granny Jan: suggestion

    Photoshop MOO's face in the middle of a big pie.

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  73. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 6:51 PM

    Must-Read at Hillbuzz

    Important questions raised about Internet Seizings and Pigford.

    If you don't know what Pigford is, read about it here:

    http://hillbuzz.org/2010/11/27/weird-timing-with-all-of-these-internet-seizings-by-homeland-security-does-it-have-anything-to-do-with-pigford-and-the-investigations-into-obama-that-the-new-congress-will-launch-in-january/

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  74. Everyone here has incredible wit, and collectively we create a haven of snark genius.  It's either that or cry and crawl under the covers till 2012, which is not an option for the lively and snarky souls here.

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  75. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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  76. She looks like she's been drinking again.

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  77. -

    FOR THOSE WHO ARE HAVING MULTIPLE POSTS

    At NoQuarter we use ECHO as Motus does and one of our
    writers is having multiple post problems.  In his entry today
    he posts the solution, including graphic instructions.

    http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2010/11/27/open-thread-my-comments-don%e2%80%99t-show-up/#more-53650

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  78. That's ok, we do everything in triplicate around here: sweet potato pies, cheetos - well, you get my drift.

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  79. Hi Rattle! Long time no see. Sorry you're under the weather on this long holiday weekend, butt I'm  glad to be here to cheer you up. Next best thing to shopping on credit.

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  80. They're furry caterpillars that are trained to decorate MOO's eyelids--quite remarkabel really.

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  81.  Great vid, GJ. Butt don't you think MO's "putter"  looks a little like a sickle? I wonder where the hammer is.

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  82. We don't want things to look too red around here.

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  83. The only skin tone unbecoming - to women of any color - is green. Strange how much of it we see in D.C.

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  84. There was a terrible screw-up: it was supposed to be from BO's lips to God's ear. I blame TOTUS.

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  85. FROM NEWSBUSTERS:

    A comment re this interview with BabaWawa:


    "Mooooochelle can hide one big ass by sitting on it, but unless she covers them with  blankets, she can't hide the one sitting next to her or the one sitting across from her."

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  86. Gosh .....look at that behind compared to baba wawa it's probably triple in size....

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  87. Oooh I think your right .. I even think that there is another bump right above her right lip too...

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  88. No, I think her dressing room is infested with fuzzy black caterpillars!

    Though several 'grace' her eyelids, the other ten thousand MUST be hiding below and to the sides of her sacro-lumbar area, right?

    Just an "all-natural" kinda gal,  isn't she?

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  89. The cheek implant is very obvious on the right also.
    My family has been unlucky in lots of things, but everyone from my grandmother to now, my granddaughters has high cheekbones..I know a fake when I see one..
    p.s. even my dh has them, and I hope to God He's not related to my grandma...except, you know, by marriage..well, too late now,,I'll just call him cuz...

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  90. MAO 'why I followed him into these escapades...'

    Did she REALLY MEAN Escalades, as in the big, black (I am soooo RAAAACIST) armoured Cadillacs...the wons that Government Motors makes??? 

    Or was Shelli trying, in that selfless way of hers, to bond with those Amerikans in the norther climates, and follow Barky to the Ice Capades???  I bet Duh Won would looove the sparkly mansuits...

    Butt I don't think she thinks even the dumbest (flyover) country voter would sum her Dear Husband's near total destruction of our economy (in less than two years) as an 'escapade.'  More like an exorcism of freedoms.

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  91. Thanks Breeze! One of the great mysteries of the universe  unveiled. I'll have to let Raj know (the real Raj, not that imposter Raj). I know he's lost many night's sleep over this problem, having received no assistance from the "popular Echo comment system" techie geeks.

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  92. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 9:48 PM

    The Obamas are unprecedented in their LACK of class.

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  93. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 9:50 PM

    Boo-hoo and MOO are unprecedented in regard to their utter
    LACK of class.

    Unprecedented.

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  94. Vernon Baker more likely ;)

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  95. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 10:05 PM

    Can't wait until Boo-hoo the Boo-boo is booted from Big White.

    Good-bye to 2 mooching nitwits named Boo-hoo Barry
    and MOO MOO MO.

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  96. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 10:06 PM

    <span>Can't wait until Boo-hoo the Boo-boo is booted from Big White.  
     
    Good-bye to 2 mooching, Marx-loving nitwits named Boo-hoo Barry  
    and MOO MOO MO.</span>

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  97. You don't really think Moochelle went to Princeton to learn hard words like "escapade," do you? No, she went to Princeton to confirm her belief that no matter how many advantages White America gives her, she's still a victim. Princeton was her big stepping stone to revenge for ... for ... for the University of Chicago failing to reach out to her, a "promising student in their midst." And she's still illiterate.

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  98. MichelleIndependentNovember 27, 2010 10:32 PM

    Repeal Amendment Gaining Strength:

    http://www.rightsidenews.com/2010112612198/us/politics-and-economics/power-to-the-people-repeal-amendment-gaining-strength.html

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  99. Yes, Mooch had a double major at Princeton -- Grievance and Entitlement...

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  100. <span>-  
    <span><span><span>Barbara Walters Lets Obamas Advance Myth  
    Presidents Always Lose Congress In Midterms</span>
    </span></span>  
     
    <span></span> 
    <span>NewsBusters, </span> 
    <span>by Noel Sheppard</span>     
     
    <span>Original Article</span>  
    <span></span> 
    <span>11/27/2010 </span>  
     
    <span>Barbara Walters on Friday allowed Barack and Michelle Obama advance the myth that presidents always lose Congress during midterm elections. </span> 
    <span></span> 
    <span>(Snip) I guess Walters felt it wouldn't be appropriate to contradict the President and his wife on Thanksgiving. After all, presidents losing Congress during the midterms has not been at all "the norm" since Mrs. Obama was born in 1964.</span></span>

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  101. Being a Freckle Warrior myself, I agree with you, Gina. I have fought the battle of the freckles in a freck by freck manner and tho' I have lost many battles, now that my friends are suffering sun aging, I guess I have won the war. I wish that the young women who insist on tanning would learn -- old Mr. Sun is no friend to fair skin.

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  102. Yes, Gina, that's it. And how crazy is that? If Obama was white, we'd all love him. There's nothing to object to except the color of his skin. These people are mentally living in the 1920s or 1930s -- and even then they are projecting that all whites in those eras were racist. Unbelieveable.

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  103. Sophie, you have summed them up exactly: Prom King and Prom Queen.

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  104. They seem to illustrate an attitude about college -- that once you've scrambled through you're done with education and can forget everything that you did learn. From graduation onward you've got that credential and it's all fun and enjoyment from that moment on.

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  105. Definitely, like two black caterpillars, the fuzzy kind.

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  106. MichelleIndepend -- I don't know about any internet seizings -- what has been happening?

    As far as Pigford, Pigfeed -- or maybe PigTrough is a better name -- that is such an obvious scam that I shake my head in disbelief. Remember that Shirley Sherrod and her husband are going to get $300,000 each for their pain and suffering.

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  107. Quite true. B0 thinks he didn't lie, excuse me, communicate his W0Nderful policies well enough and the stupid voters are so beneath him that we just didn't get it. By this contorted reasoning, if McCain had done all this we would be happy campers. Sometime I am glad the left is so delusional, it makes them easier to show them as the closed minded arrogant buffoons that they really are.

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  108. That's what aggravates me so much about her. In spite of all the opportunities and blessings she's had, she still can't find anything good to say about America unless it's wrapped up in her and BO. One would think that someone in her position would feel fortunate and blessed and be willing to say so, but she sourpusses it all the way.

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  109. Oh dear, I didn't put that well..but, still, that 'cheekbone' looks more like a misplaced shoulder pad than any bone I have ever seen on anyone..
    Racist Granny looks like a real tough broad at that basketball game, doesn't she ?
    Not a nice, mushy, huggy grandma at all.

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  110. Same here.  My face hasn't been in sun unprotected since I was 15.  No sunworship here...hats, sunblock, sleeves, etc. 

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  111. They try to ignore all of the past nasty comments about the country and/or whites they've made. There's never been any attempt at reassessment or admission that because they have been put into office, they will re-cant some of their victim statements.  And why is that?  Because they are so entrenched in being black victims with that immense chip on their shoulder; it's the way they choose to relate to the black community and it keeps the entire mess as status quo rather than helping blacks move through it.  It is also a way to encourage blacks to cement a relationship with them against whites.  All of their motives are self-serving and support their own racism. They're sitting with their resentment and hatred of whites laughing behind the backs of their supporters, playing the "let's you and him fight" game and trying to rub our noses in it.  It's like the 5,000lb elephant under the carpet.  These are very sick people and they know they haven't earned one single honor they've been handed.  That's when the overly bloated ego appears...because there's nothing to of substance to support it.  I do think they know they play this game but I also believe they are completely unconscious to the spiritual consequences and negative ramifications of their actions.  Considering the damage these grifter squatters have caused, I'm surprised Allah didn't take his head off instead of giving him a fat lip.

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  112. At least she didn't use the term "hilarious high jinks."

    Or "horseplay." Or "skylarking"

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  113. I have heard that there will be a new Czar appointed (substitute President)by and for Obama--- so he can spend more time bowing abroad and playing golf.

    Take that elbow to your piehole as from the American People, Obama!!

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  114. As my kids were pondering college and their futures, I remembered my father's advice "pick your college and career path because you want to DO something not BE somebody." They all went on to careers in the 'helping' professions and seem pretty happy to me. {not that I think they actually listened, but something must have got through}
    The near illiteracy of both O's shows pretty clearly what path they chose, and how they used their undeserved credentials to get there.
    In a snip of the BW interview, Moo says she didn't watch the election returns because she gets up early to 'work out'..Her
    fancy husband is going down the tubes and she's shadow boxing ? And the kids still watch Sponge Bob ? oh please, another generation of intentional morons, must be a family tradition.

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  115. The oldest girl always looks so unhappy.

    Also, MOTUS why are the girls wearing fake hair? It appears single wefts (for weaving) has been placed under the real hair to add fullness and length.

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  116. I wish Richard Pryor were alive. Now that would be funny.

    They dubbed Lon Chaney the man with 1000 faces. Yeah, that was Mr. Pryor when he told stories. Chris Rock lacks that talent, imo.

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  117. My error.  She does have an underbite. 

    Thanks for catching that!

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  118. My error.  She does have an underbite. 

    Thanks for catching that!

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  119. Hate to be a wet blanket but I find use of the term "Sausage" offensive.  Let's leave the kids alone.  They've got problems enough.

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  120. You're partially correct about the hair thing. However, when "relaxers" were available for black hair, I didn't want "white" hair, I just wanted the convenience of just washing and settting rather than facing hot appliances all the time to dry/straighten and curl. I was a flight attendant for many years. Believe me, relaxed hair was much easier to care for online.

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  121. Chris Rock did a documentary "Good Hair" on what AfAm women do to their hair.  I stumbled onto Oprah one day and stayed when I saw that her guest was Rock and the subject was his film.  Morbidly fascinating.  He said that he was prompted to make the documentary when he noticed his little girls talking about wanting "good hair".

    Moochelle's young photos through her graduation from Princeton show regular quite frizzy black hair.  The girls' baby and very little girl photos show quite frizzy brown hair.  All three are into straightening and hairpieces.  They could go natural and be role models for so many other AfAms.

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  122. Chris Rock did a documentary "Good Hair" on what AfAm women do to their hair.  I stumbled onto Oprah one day and stayed when I saw that her guest was Rock and the subject was his film.  Morbidly fascinating.  He said that he was prompted to make the documentary when he noticed his little girls talking about wanting "good hair".

    Moochelle's young photos through her graduation from Princeton show regular quite frizzy black hair.  The girls' baby and very little girl photos show quite frizzy brown hair.  All three are into straightening and hairpieces.  They could go natural and be role models for so many other AfAms.

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  123. twang...zzzzztttt....thunk.  Bullseye.

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  124. Newsbird oses a good question--what's up with the black players?
    http://newsbird.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/the-os-attend-oregon-state-at-howard/#more-10701

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  125. That tobacco brown dress is chiffon with black velvet banding across the top of the bodice, at the hem, and as sleeve bands. 

    http://www.style.com/fashionshows/complete/slideshow/F2010RTW-STHEALLET/?loop=0&iphoto=11&play=false&cnt=12

    That one photo looks as though the Christmas tree delivery horse wandered into the White House.

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  126. That tobacco brown dress is chiffon with black velvet banding across the top of the bodice, at the hem, and as sleeve bands. 

    http://www.style.com/fashionshows/complete/slideshow/F2010RTW-STHEALLET/?loop=0&iphoto=11&play=false&cnt=12

    That one photo looks as though the Christmas tree delivery horse wandered into the White House.

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  127. BOo's you must sit in the back seat was an egregious example of what you said.

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  128. Screw the Repeal Amendment.  Where the hell is my ERA????

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  129. Firefox sometimes causes multiple (2 or 3) posts.  Explorer doesn't.  Cookie settings same for both as I don't want to pick up a bunch of tracking cookies and malware.

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  130. Firefox sometimes causes multiple (2 or 3) posts.  Explorer doesn't.  Cookie settings same for both as I don't want to pick up a bunch of tracking cookies and malware.

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  131. -

    IT'S ALWAYS "ME, ME, ME" EVEN HERE:



    <span>'Hopefully you will be as happy as
    Barack and I': Michelle Obama joins
    President in engagement message to
    Wills and Kate
    </span>
    <span></span>


    Daily Mail [UK],
    by Staff

    Original Article


    <span>11/27/2010 </span>


    Barack and Michelle Obama sent a goodwill message to Prince William and bride-to-be Kate Middleton today during an interview about their own private lives. The U.S. First Lady said William and Miss Middleton looked like best friends, adding:

     "Hopefully you will be as happily married as Barack and I"....

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  132. I read this morning that MO sent a totally self referential and ungrammatical letter of congratulations to Prince William.
    Apparently no one on her huge staff writes standard English.

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  133. Agree, the Wee  Wons can't help that they were born to the Wons we've been waiting for.

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  134. oh nooo! They must have done that while I was gone!

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  135. Obie and Macho Madow aren't on that early in the morning. Nothing else to watch.

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  136. There is no 'I' in 'me' butt a whole lot of 'Ignorance'

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  137. I think I heard her say it was bitchin', though. Then she leaned back, took her shoes off and picked her toenails.

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  138. Hello Anonymouse, MOLs, MODs and FOMs, it is me, Raj:

    Please do not despair or have sadness or regret in your ♥ because of multiple posting by Echo commenting system. The fault is entirely Echo.

    My counterpart nerds at Echo have finally confirmed to me by way of email that there is a bug in the Echo programming code. These bugs are what we nerds in pursuit of perfect coding despise and plot to avenge. But they are also what we nerds in technical support live to do battle with.

    Echo can not as of this star date, provide an estimated time of repair, but you will know when the nasty insect is rooted out because you will only post once no matter which browser you employ. Until then, please snark on and I will tend to the cleanup.

    Humbly,
    Raj

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  139. -

    Hi, Raj - you cutie -  nice to 'see' you again!!!

    (Waves & blows kisses)

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  140. I would agree that twisting their names like that should not be done here, after all, this isn't the daily cus or wonk. IMHO Wee Wons is acceptable.

    However, some defense can be given by recalling that it was M0 herself that has talked about her childrens' weight problems and other things that should not be publicized by FLOTUS. And M0 called out that undertall-not-overweight young fellow in one of her veggie rants. So FLOTUS herself is not blameless.

    Contrast that to the way the Clintons were about Chelsea. Except for holiday or family photos and general information, the Clintons studiously kept Chelsea out of the public eye. I can't recall much of anything said publicly about Chelsea.

    I am most conflicted about using the despised Clintons as good examples of anything except this. They arrogantly slid many infractions under the public radar for eight years. Clinton was the undeserved recipient of the internet economic boom that the left still rags on as proof of Clinton's good economic policies. He did nothing to deserve any such good news. Clinton was merely a lucky opportunist.

    If M0 wants her children to be mostly kept out of the public eye then she should have set a better example in her own public blathering.

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  141. I would have expected her to say "as happily as me and Barack".  If she doesn't know the correct phrasing why not just say "as happy as we are.  So clumsy.  So embarrassing.

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