Friday, December 10, 2010

Obama: The Light Bringer

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, and it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

ltbl Let there be light!

And with the touch of a button, Big Guy lit up the national Christmas (!) Tree. Of course, it’s just a metaphor. You know, like “hostage takers.” 

But it appears there’s a fresh wave of agnosticism sweeping through liberals in Washington, with apostates popping up everywhere. And now they’re even threatening to kill Big Guy’s historic tax “cut” compromise with the R-words that he crafted, all by himself, with the power vested in him.

But wait!

crowd at the gate Crowds wait in D.C. for the Won to bring the light to the darkness

There’s more!

Harry Reid plans to make revisions to the Won’s deal before presenting it to the Senate. House Democrats are really irked, and refusing to even bring Big Guy’s deal to the floor in its current form.

What’s going on here?

ct4 It looks like a shooting star, burning itself out!

You see, you don’t cut deals on your own in this town. Especially with the enemy. That’s not how things work around here, I don’t care who you are. Maybe if Big Guy had spent a little more time here before being immaculated to the presidency, he would have known that. Butt, he’s finally learning: There’s no “I” in “let’s make a deal.”

ct5That is surprising!

OK, OK.  He got the message. Screw the Republicans. Big Guy’s returning to his roots and has formed a new coalition to deliver what his far left base expects from him. All’s right in the world once more.