Wednesday, June 22, 2011

She’s a Rich Girl, She Don’t Try to Hide it

A little traveling music: Play and cruise.

Paul Simon, Ladysmith Black Mambazo: Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes

It was an emotional day for Lady M:

Obama appeared visibly moved when the audience stood and sang an impromptu serenade as she approached the podium. Placing her hands over her heart, she thanked the crowd and seemed to choke back tears.

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Indeed. She had just received the report that only 3 out of 10 voters back home plan to vote for Big Guy in 2012. Who wouldn’t be chocked up? Butt she soldiered on.

Local news sources reported on Lady M’s very busy day, from the South African Times/Live:

Dianah Mukundwa from Rwanda said of Obama: "She was so inspiring. I expected her to be like a first lady and be about protocol, but she wasn't.

Boy, I’ll say.

      She's a rich girl
      She don't try to hide it
      Diamonds on the soles of her shoes

APTOPIX South Africa Michelle Obama AfricaLady M and Nelson Mandela: not much protocol here

Lady M covered a lot of territory in one day:

Late yesterday, Obama visited a daycare centre in Zandspruit, an informal settlement north of Johannesburg, before visiting the Apartheid Museum in Ormonde, southern Johannesburg, where she met young women from all over the continent who were hosted by the Young African Women Leaders Forum in Pretoria.

Obama told the women that she wanted her daughters to be like them.

      And she said honey take me dancing
      But they ended up by sleeping
      In a doorway
      By the bodegas and the lights on
      Upper Broadway
      Wearing diamonds on the soles of their shoes

doin' the dougie in johannesburgOK! Everybody: Let’s Dougie!

 

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That’s some evil eye you’ve got going there honey. Do you do voo doo, too?

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No Ma'am, but I can put people in a trance

With her back to the cameras and journalists, she told them: "This is just the beginning. This is the start of a conversation with women from all over the globe.

"I'm so proud of you all. This is the culmination of everything that I could imagine. I'm humbled. I just wanna hug you all."

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"We asked her how [Barack] Obama felt about her being away, and she told us that he knew she was a strong woman."

as I said like mom like daughterButt not as strong as Gramma

"I'm so proud of you all. This is the culmination of everything that I could imagine. I'm humbled. I just wanna hug you all."

    And I could say oo oo oo
    As if everybody here would know
    What I was talking about
    I mean everybody here would know exactly
    What I was talking about
    Talking about diamonds

    Obama also briefly spoke to the group about fitness and the importance of getting enough sleep.

    kidsSo you’ll grow big and tall like me!

    Meanwhile, rumors circulated that Lady M was dissed by President Jacob Zuma, who was still apparently miffed over Big Guy’s KMA in Libya.  Butt I tell you what: if they’re going to go all Roman on us over such a little thing, we may just have to colonialize them all over again.

    Zuma-wifePresident Zuma, and Sister Wife # 2 performing traditional dance. with diamonds on the sole of their shoes. 

      People say I'm crazy
      I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes
      Well that's one way to lose
      These walking blues
      Diamonds on the soles of your shoes

    Those African Marxist leaders are such hypocrites. And about the diamonds on the soles of their shoes? They’re blood diamonds.

    In related news: Big Guy is still working his fingers to the bone on his abacus to figure how many troops he should withdraw tonight for maximum political impact. After the “3 out of 10” poll, I’m going to predict we’re going to pull out completely sometime before the next election. Of Afghanistan, silly. Weiner already resigned.

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      He's a poor boy
      Empty as a pocket
      Empty as a pocket with nothing to lose
      Sing ta na na
      Ta na na na
      She got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
      She got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
      Diamonds on the soles of her shoes
      Diamonds on the soles of her shoes