Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Lady M Does Damage Control: Watch It Sucka!

Well that didn’t take long; to get our lapdogs to heel, I mean.

We had the interview with Oprah-doprah’s gal-pal Gayle King lined up as of last Sunday when the NYT article about Ms. Busy-body’s book ran. Butt we needed a couple extra days to select the lovely, feminine soft peach frock, fly in our makeup artist, complete our purge, have our hair done in a soft twist and practice looking, well…not angry. We’re really wishing we’d upped the Botox dosage at our last treatment though. That usually makes for an emotionless face for at least a month.

The interview aired today on CBS This Morning. And it’s gold. By which I mean - what a great opportunity for Lady M to set the record straight about the lies in Ms. Jodi Kantor’s book.

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As is often necessary in order to wave off vicious right-wing attacks, we did have to deploy the race card. Lady M said she's tired of people portraying her as the stereotypical schtrong, angry black woman. Well here, see for yourself in this special MOTUS cut of the CBS interview (H/T Fausta):

Here are just a few of the highlights from the “JUST CLEAN UP THIS MESS!” interview:

"So I've just gotten in the habit of not reading other people's impressions of people."

mo and carla evil eyeI’ll form my own, thank you.

 

"I love this job. It has been a privilege from day one." 

mo have plane will travelHave plane, will travel

 

"I do care deeply about my husband. I am one of his biggest allies. I am one of his biggest confidants."

C0209_MakingFirstLady_02“How about you just say ‘Sometimes you just have to eat your peas’.”

But she sought to put aside "this notion that I sit in meetings."

  Screenshot Studio capture #388“OK then, let’s get started. Is that remote feed operating now?”

"I guess it's just more interesting to imagine this conflicted situation here," she said. "That's been an image people have tried to paint of me since the day Barack announced, that I'm some kind of angry black woman."

angry michelleDid Buhrack just call me an angry black woman?”


"There will always be people who don't like me," Mrs. Obama added, and said she could live with that.

Mojill-0070_thumb[5]Because, you know, sometimes, you just can’t help how you feel.

Mrs. Obama said that she's "just trying to be me, and I just hope that over time, that people get to know me."

mo yellingOh, they know you. Butt like you said, “there will always be people who don’t like me

 

Asked specifically about an assertion of dissension between herself and Emanuel, now the mayor of Chicago, the first lady said she has "never had a cross word" with him.

MO and toes up to their waist Up to their waists in manure last October: what better place to bury the hatchet than at an organic worm farm in Chicago?

 

Who can write about what I feel? What third person can tell me what I feel?"

6175af96e1719b95f0be9f85d91f8d67_thumbCurrent mood: Dangerous - somewhere between blue and red


"If there's communication that needs to happen, it's between staffs," she said. "I don't have conversations with my husband's staff."

 

Screenshot Studio capture #387Look, I know it’s inconvenient, meeting here…butt we’ve got some issues...

“I am one of his biggest confidantes, but he has dozens of really smart people who surround him.

Of course some of them don’t “surround” him the same way they once did.

That's not to say that we don't have discussions and conversations. That's not to say that my husband doesn't know how I feel.

 

mo and BoOoooooo! I know what that look means.

 

I mean, one thing is true that I talk very candidly to my husband about how I feel, but that's the kind of relationship we have.

 

campaign  begins_thumb“Let me get your chair.”

So I think Lady M managed to put this controversy to rest once and for all; schtrongly, yet good naturedly.

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So remember, in politics, as in life, the rules are really very simple: if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. Got that?

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153 comments:

  1. She needs to layoff the Botox, her mouth is seriously messed up!

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  2. And I meant to add, awesome post Motus.....you just keep getting better!

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  3. Love, love, love it MOTUS!  And that last picture of her in the interview really captured what a truly angry black woman she is.  There were tons of comments on an article I read about the interview - all agreeing that she is angry.  One that made me laugh was that she uses AF1 as her family mini van.  This book has come at a great time.  I wonder if they'll rethink putting her fugly face on the air all the time as it reinforces the anger, rightfully so, that so many Americans feel towards her and King Putt.  **The article linked by Anonymouse yesterday on American Thinker was awesome - hope everyone reads it.

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  4. UnSkinnyMinnieJan 11, 2012 10:00 AM

    Reposting from last thread:

    <span>Halfway through the "interview," -- I can only take so much of her whiny voice at one time -- and it seems extremely orchestrated to me (and I'm not even talking about the content). One example is the attempt to make the women appear tiny by the use of oversize chairs, just compare the size of MA0's foot to the length of the bottom rail and legs of the her chair. The work she has had done is showing badly butt apparently Ms. King has had better work and/or better bone structure to begin with; she is certainly more polished than MA0.  
     
    Has anyone ever instructed MA0 that crossing your ankles and sitting up straight is more appropriate and ladylike than crossing one's knees, dangling your toe, and slouching in your chair, not to mention that proper posture makes you appear more attractive, slimmer, strong and poised. Butt I digress.</span>

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  5. Oh well then...I'm convinced!  My bad! ;)

    Rock on, MOTUS!!

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  6. UnSkinnyMinnieJan 11, 2012 10:02 AM

    Beautiful post MOTUS! I hope perhaps someday soon you will have better subjects to reflect.

    And Ms. King appears to be more centered in her large chair, while MA0 has scooted her butt all the way to the other side. And sheesh, didn't smooth her skirt down under the thigh facing the camera. Couldn't the Dims have sprung for charm school?

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  7. Eeeyup, ol' Lamprey-lips ain't mad at nuthin', no way, no how.

    Look out yer windows and count all the flyin' swine....

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  8. Huh, and all this time I thought MOO was an Angry Black Man. Never too old to learn.

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  9. ha ha ha ha.  too funny Royapple4!!!!!

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  10. I love how they get Oprah's BFF to do the interview.  Who knew she even worked at CBS.  I guess we are supposed to say, "Oh, ok, here is an unbiased interview, therefore she is not angry and NEVER reads anything written about her.  If that is true, how does she know there is so much written about her hmmmmmmmm????

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  11. MOTUS, your post just keep getting better and better. It looks like the next 10 months they are going to be giving you an abundance of stories and topics to reflect on. Also, those words "biggest confidant" keep showing up. Is confidant the new slang for derriere? If so, that makes total sense and that would make her THE biggest confidant.

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  12. Speaking Truth to FashionJan 11, 2012 10:38 AM

    What happily married woman says "I care deeply about my husband"? Believe me, the fact that she did not just say "I love my husband" indicates to me that there are BIG problems between Moo and FancyBoy. The best she can do is say she cares about him.

    I predict if Fancy loses the election (please God) these two will get divorced or at least start to live essentially separate lives.

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  13. I was thinking if the shoe fits...butt then I realized they don't come in her size unless of course she's shopping with the Chicago Bulls. =-O

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  14. I think they already lived separate lives before he was in the White House.  He was in Washington and she was in Chicago.  They take separate planes and separate vacations.  He golf nearly every weekend and she goes out to dinner with "girlfriends".  That does not sound like a happily married couple that Loves each other.

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  15. Is there a big, ropey piece of tape across Moochelle's nose (in the last photo)? What is that?!

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  16. Royal...my dog is looking at me as though I'm crazy...laughing out LOUD!!

    :-D :-D :-D

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  17. <span>The comments in this CBS (Changi'n Barry's Story is our job) article are too funny.  I am only on page 3 butt have yet to find one comment that defends our first angry "lady".  
     
    http://www.cbsnews.com/8601-501708_162-57356780-1.html?assetTypeId=41&blogId=&tag=accordionB;commentWrapper</span>

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  18. They already live separate lives.  They can't stand to take Air Force One together --- that why they have separate planes and secret service protection for their "vacations"!

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  19. Kind of off topic (well, not really)....BUTT...

    Mr. BG saw a picture of MOO the other day and he said to me "why does she wear her belts like that, is that like some some sort of hernia brace?".   (He really didn't know!)  ROTFLMAO.  Says me, "no dear, that's a Boob Belt aka Klingon Death Belt.  Here, let me show you a vid!  Thanks, MOTUS!

    I watched about 20 seconds of that vid as linked from Drudge, I couldn't stand any more without hacking up a hairball.  I don't remember who brought it up here, watching the videos w/o the sound, but for anyone who hasn't done it....watch a minute of this one, and then go find a pre-2008 election video of her speaking, and the "work" will just jump off your computer screen.  Who does this idiot think she's kidding with all of her sacrificin'?

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  20. Honey, if you don't want to be portrayed as a stereotype, then don't act like a stereotype. 

    Honestly, it ain't that hard to figure out *DONT_KNOW*

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  21. Bingo. You're both so right. Great observation about no married woman using that palid language about her husband when things are "normal.:

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  22. nobody specialJan 11, 2012 11:09 AM

    Has she always had that lisp? I don't seem to recall during the 2008 campaign her saying schtrong.

    Seriously is it the botox or some kind of meds??? 

    For what it's worth, I think her dress is fairly flattering if it had sleeves.....at least what I can see of it.

    She should try to go with the softer look more often, seriously she needs a softer look given her size and features. 

    I still don't believe a word she said......and Speaking truth to fashion......I completely agree with you. What married woman says I care deeply about my husband.......WTF is that????

    Clearly she needs charm school AND beard school.

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  23. Fabulous post, MOTUS! No amount of softball questions while posing an a feminine, peacy dress and soft updo can cover up the true MO.

    Looks like they're a bit worried about this book. Who will be interviewing her next - maybe an empathetic one-on-one with Leslie Stahl on 60 minutes or another round with Barbara Walters? I bet the View ladies would be happy to assist with the damage control.

    The comments on the CBS site are telling - almost all commenters didn't fall for the mild-mannered, univolved FLOTUS routine.

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  24. <span>BINGO!  
    Winnah-winnah-chicken-dinnah, Wartburg!!</span>

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  25. These creatures lie as easily as they breathe, so when she sez "I care deeply about my (whatever)", I don't attach anything to it other than she was trained to say it just that way.

    Wonder what kind of Scooby Snack she got for it....

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  26. The pic of the goon squad (Emanuel, Gibbs, Axelrod) is the antithesis of See-No-Evil, Hear-No-Evil, and Speak-No-Evil, interchangeably.

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  27. Her trainers prolly thinks it makes her sound upscale, or sumphin'.

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  28. Or RuPaul. O:-)

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  29. MichelleIndependentJan 11, 2012 11:28 AM

    <span>MOO: "I do care deeply about my husband. I am one of his biggest beards."
    </span>

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  30. I'm waitin' for her to start lickin' her lips, a la Cher, when she shpeaks.

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  31. PortiaElizabethJan 11, 2012 11:35 AM

    "I care deeply about my husband ...getting re-elected so I don't have to give up any of the perks I deserve."

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  32. Well done MOTUS....I laughed out loud!!!

    Angry black woman....angry black woman....angry black woman.....angry black woman.....

    That's who she is...

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  33. MichelleIndependentJan 11, 2012 11:39 AM

    Nice to see the First Racist on the ropes. Why didn't she get
    a pasty White Irish-American guy to do the interview?

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  34. It's called alcohol/coke/what-evah!  I still maintain we've never seen either of them chemical/drug-free!
    They're baked all the time!!  What other nation's leader (cough, cough) starts his day at 10- 10:30 AM?

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  35. And wear a blonde wighat...........

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  36. "<span>What happily married woman says "I care deeply about my husband"</span>

    That would the kind of woman whose husband employs a full-time "body man". Seriously, how is it that no one in the media has asked her (or the Won) about this?

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  37. I was surprised (happiliy) by all of the comments considering how much positive press MO gets. She's constantly put on magazine covers and lauded in the press as a an uber-working mom, fashion icon, etc.  However, most of the comments said "If the shoe fits..." or "If you don't want to called an angry black woman, stop acting like on." Looks like the MSM is really out of touch with how everyday folks see her.

    This definitely gives me hope for the 2012 election!

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  38. Bummer. Gayle and Michelle must have had their staffs call each other about what they were going to wear.

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  39. Conservative MomJan 11, 2012 12:05 PM

    Sleeves? Why should she need sleeves? It is only winter and cold and rainy in DC this week! ;)

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  40. MichelleIndependentJan 11, 2012 12:06 PM

    The genie is out of the bottle and the First Phony can't put it back.

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  41. Excellent post, MOTUS.  I just read 15 pages of the comments on the CBS site and other than the occasional liberal comment, they all sound just like your commenters. 

    Two questions.  Why did she call herself an angry, black woman instead of just an angry woman?  And why did she say she has loved this job every since she moved into the White House?  Who hired her?  Didn't she go there to be with her husband?  I could be wrong, but have never heard of another FLOTUS say she loved her job.  And yes, she is an angry, black woman.

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  42. Stand Up ChuckJan 11, 2012 12:09 PM

    No amount of coached phraseology, fluffy hair-do,  or soft peach dress can make MOO look like anything but an angry black woman  Aunt Esther was endearing, Mooch is just plain scary and she won't have any restraint in a second term.

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  43. What I love is the wide-eyed-I'm-tellin'-the-truth look. 
    My kids knew that didn't work the first time they tried it.

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  44. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJan 11, 2012 12:20 PM

    I'm still having trouble figuring out what she's got to be angry about.

    Poor woman. Suffering such torture in the service of her country.

    FREE BARACK AND MICHELLE IN 2012!!!!!!

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  45. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJan 11, 2012 12:22 PM

    The juxtaposition of the photomontage makes Michelle appear as if she's saying, "Guuuuurrrrrllllll...." at Gayle.

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  46. Man, there's a pair to draw to...bleagh.

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  47. My parents gave me a small stack of magazines and on top was the one with MoochMORE on the cover, AARP. I threw it away in front of them, saying casually, "Nothing with a picture of that woman on the front in my house!" I realized what I'd done, but they didn't defend her, just looked at me with dawning understanding.

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  48. That 'black' schtick still polls high among the mouth-breathers who voted for her deeply-cared-for husband.

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  49. I don't like the small, hard-looking clown collar. I was watching that project runway-style show when people make a fashion line in 24 hours, can't remember the title, and noticed that the female host is anorexic and that she was wearing dresses with outsized round clown collars. MoochMORE stays in style and with this fashion choice -- true to herself.

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  50. That's when you usually get I care deeply for my husband, butt ....... ;)

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  51. Yes, what job? She was married to the presidential candidate who won the election. There's no job called "along for the ride and need to fill some hours of my day."

    She can't accept that she has no reason to be in the influential position that she is occupying for a few years. She has to call it a "job" in order to have self-respect. Remember her remark about being FLOTUS that "the pay isn't good."

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  52. Hilarious that she was interviewed by Gayle King -- two talentless, charmless, lucky, lucky, women who hitched their unremarkable wagons to a lucky star and ended up with the 1%.

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  53. MOTUS! This is the best yet today. Thank you for all of your hard work. It is so refreshing to come to a site that is not slobbering all over the two of them.

    Wow, I had the grin of Cheshire cat all over my face watching that video. I love how angry black woman is oozing out of her as she is claiming that she is not an angry black woman.

    Let's break it down

    1. Angry (check)
    2. Black (check)
    3. Woman (well, I know some on this site dispute it but we'll give it a check out of courtesy. CHECK)

    Concatenated Angry Black Woman! CHECK!!!

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  54. UnSkinnyMinnieJan 11, 2012 12:56 PM

    And behind MA0 in the vid is a picture, albeit blurry, of all of The Wons, with herself wearing that very (ugly) dress.

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  55. Won't.do.it. I have NEVER watched either of them speak and do not intend to. The stills are bad enough. (I read the transcripts, butt only if absolutely necessary.) When any sound bites or clips are played on the radio, I turn them off. I trust y'all for the best critiquing anywhere. ;)

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  56. Hey, I resemble that remark! =-O At my coop they are referred to as "poultry" dinnah!

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  57. Nope Florida Girl she  "never reads THOSE books" (reading may be one of the things she never quite mastered as an AA girl and judging by her thesis, she damn well can't write either ) butt I digress. Since she used the plural it must mean there are more of THOSE books in the wings ( East or West...one does wonder which ) and personally I cannot wait !!
    Maybe she delegates the reading to her schtaff??? *DONT_KNOW*

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  58. Yes, I was thinking the same thing. Isn't having Gayle King doing the interview so obvioulsy biased?

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  59. Kobe beef or lobschter ?

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  60. YES!  I couldn't put my finger on the expression..eyes wide, furrowed brow, tilted head...LOL..the little liar.

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  61. I did watch the entire interview. I know, I know,...bu I felt I had to do it in the service of my country! My observations:

     - uttered in just one sentence: "um, you know, yeah, you know, um, like , um, i'ts like, of course, yeah, you know?"'

     - she's reading right out of the playbook with "people have a right to feel impatient" [oh, so your hubby can just sidestep congress and the Constitution, right?]

     - she said "People are just confused; they don't know all that has been done" [oh, we're so stupid, is that it? We have to be told what we know and don't know?!]

    - she tried to defend her military outreach by saing "Ya know, my work with military families isn't just PR..." Oh -- that "lady" doth protest too much!

     - the editors of this segment are NOT Moo fans -- they included still photos of her that were NOT flattering at all; in fact, they were perfect "B roll" ro show that she IS an angry black woman!!!

    - When Moo said she'd be turning 48 soon [gawd, I thoght she was much older!], Gayle King made a point to mention that she herself is 57....and Gayle looks SO much better than MOO, false eyelashes and all. In fact, I liekd Gayle much more than I thought I would...she DID press MOO on "what would you say to those who are dissapointed and frustrated with this administration"...and she repeated the question so MOO had to answer it.

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  62. Ha-hah!! That's right! She is wearing that dress in the photo behind her during the interview! That is TOO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!! :-D :-D :-D

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  63. Great post, Motus! MO'B should look at the pictures of herself: mirror mirror on the wall who's the angriest of all? It's you Michelle and if you keep contorting your face that way, it will freeze in place. If Bar-ack is not re-elected,it probably will.

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  64. Finally getting back on the boards here after lots of settling in drama in California and I have been away too long. I forgot one should never eat or drink while watching a Motus video. I nearly choked laughing.
    Looking forward to staying around this time to enjoy the next 11 months and hope they are the last time we have Mitchell to kick around. Of course, she won't go quietly, I am sure, and we may have a MIOTEFL (mirror of the ex first lady) just to keep track of her and have fun. It is soo much fun. Just wish it wasn't all so desperately important.

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  65. Sorry, I was trying to post a new avatar pick and put it in my post, instead. It's a photo of a friend's cockatiel and one of my hummingbirds but it has nothing to do with Mitchell, except both birds are dressed so much better.

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  66. Mebbe, jes' mebbe she goes sleeveless so's when she's p*ssed she don't do that Hulk rippy thing.

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  67. What a self serving, egomaniacal, hot mess ...She'works' at her 'job', poor thing, nobody Understands how Hard this is. I have been saying for over two years, if she would just sit down and shut up....she'd still be angry, phony, and entitled, but we wouldn't notice so much. She is a high maintenance diva, always has been, always will be..

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  68. Exactly Schatzi...Dumb, dumber and dumbest....

    PS I love your accent. Your comments always put a smile on my face!!

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  69. Now, now Schatzi.....with enough thrust pigs fly just fine :*

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  70. So good to see you!!

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  71. Thanks for the link - that comment thread is almost as snarky as one of ours! (on a slow day, of course)

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  72. From Toby Harnden, who has left the UK Telegraph and joined the Daily Mail.  Still reporting on the Obamas and our politics.  Good stuff:

    <span>Michelle Obama's claim she's being
    branded an 'angry black woman'
    underlines White House desperation</span>


    Oh dear. A female New York Times journalist who is very well-disposed towards the Obama family writes a book about the First Couple, their marriage and the White House that portrays the President and his inner circle as dysfunctional.
    What does the Obama administration do? Frantically trying to blunt the coverage about the book, including revelationS of f-bombs from Robert Gibbs, then Press Secretary, and lavish parties during a recession, it puts Michelle Obama on television to state this:
    "You know, I guess it's more interesting to imagine this conflicted situation here and a strong woman and a, you know, but that's been an image that people have tried to paint of me since, you know, the day Barack announced, that I'm some angry black woman."
    I'm sorry but it simply won't wash. It's an attempt to change the subject. It's a way to say that any criticism of the Obamas - or even any truthful warts-and-all portrayal - is racist and therefore unacceptable. And people will see through it.

    Read on....
    http://harndenblog.dailymail.co.uk/2012/01/michelle-obamas-claim-shes-being-branded-an-angry-black-woman-underlines-white-house-desperation.html

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  73. "Beard school." I nearly snorted tea trolly provisions out my nose.

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  74. We can only imagine the 4-letter words and other obscenities that fly out of MOO's big pie-hole.

    No one is buying the "Miss Sunshine and Lollipops"
    routine.


    MichelleIndependent

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  75. Welcome back! It's great to see your posts again!

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  76. From the first time I saw mooch speak years ago, I immediately noticed the anger, the chip on her shoulder, etc. She has never made an attempt to cover that up. I believe a lot of it is because she is basically a very unhappy woman in miserable marriage to a man that prefers men. You can have all the money, designer clothes, lavish trips in your personal jet, butt if the marriage is bad, none of those things matter. Butt, the cocktails soften the misery, and I'll bet that's an every day event for her. I think she had better stay off the campaign trail. She's a detriment to him. No matter how the msm twists it.
    She is not a likable genuine person. That can't be changed.

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  77. I so need a bumpersticker, Noelle!

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  78. I really have always liked Gayle King. But did anyone notice how she was paying homage to MO with the honorary wearing of the BOOB BELT!!!!

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  79. Let me correct that.. that's in the second video when you see her standing in the studio

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  80. Brilliant headline from Chickaboomer. Now I'm humming Jefferson Airplane.

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  81. Ya know what they say - "An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!"

    h/t  Steel Magnolias

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  82. For bein' high maintenance she don't show too good, yaknowwhatimean?

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  83. Yay! Been missing you, very glad you're back with us!

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  84. Nice snark!! =-O

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  85. So that's where Toby ended up. I somehow had the idea he was working for an American paper. Ah, well, love his work whoever's paying for it - not surprised the Telegraph decided not to anymore. Can James Delingpole be far behind?

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  86. Boobs of a feather...

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  87. Lotta blinkey eyed lyin' going on at 2:05.

    She looks cornered, defensive, and as usual with pathetic people like MOOPs, her face is doing contortions, botox injections permitting, trying to sound convincing.

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  88. Yay!!!  So happy to see you posting again, Inainjuneer!!  I have missed your snark!!!  Hope the drama has calmed.   :-D :-D :-D

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  89. We got a two for one with this pair on stereotypes.  An angry black woman and a lazy black man.

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  90. Don't miss this photo montage over at I Own The World!  It's priceless....and vomit inducing...

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  91. ...sag together?

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  92. I am one of those whom Mitchell describes as "confused." She refers to a "third party" not being able to write about how she is feeling. Butt: Mitchell is the first party, right? And the person writing about her would be the second party. So who is the third party?

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  93. I don't know about any of you but I am looking forward to watching Mememechelle in Real Housewives of Chicago next year.  That is the only "job" that she is qualified to do. 

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  94. Those eyebrows are going to fly right off her face.

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  95. No kidding, the woman has had some "work," which is probably the only kind of work she knows. This is from Feb 2007.

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  96. beyondtheblackstumpJan 11, 2012 04:48 PM

    That's right, she does think she is the star in a reality show.

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  97. "Little liar".....or a butt bigger?

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  98. Stand Up ChuckJan 11, 2012 05:16 PM

    Chickaboomer calls it ""See BS". That cracks me up.

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  99. It was really hard to watch. There's something the matter iwth her face, nobody I know or have ever met has a face that twists and contorts into a kaleidescope of emotions - all meant to make her words emphatic, which is kind of animalish, what's wrong with just speaking? She is so lying all the way through. I'd like to hear what a lawyer has to say about her voice, her face, her inflections - what's wierd is that she doesn't blink until 2:05. What kind of eye drops let you do that? Particularly as her lids wiegh a pound a piece. The Gayle King thing, she bats and bats, and even she sounds like she's forcing herself to believe the liar.

    Freak show.

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  100. She really looks like Aunt Esther in that one.

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  101. Wow. Where were all her brilliant white teeth back then?

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  102. What job would that be? First Lady is a position, but not a job.

    Oh wait, she originally *thought* it was a job and that's why she was so p*ssed off when she learned there's no salary attached to the position.

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  103. at least one thing gayle has going over moo as far as wearing a boob belt at least she has some!! LOL!! as for the interview im sure oprah set it up to have her girlfriend gayle do it!!

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  104. Madame de FargeJan 11, 2012 06:27 PM

    Frankly that phrase sounds as if it came from a Bette Davis movie...except when Bette delivered lines, it sounded real.

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  105. MO really distracted us with that crazy interview that aired this morning. Meanwhile, behind the scenes in the Oval Office extremely important work was being done.......

    No wonder his schedule was so "loose" this a.m. BO was fishing for bucks$$$$ 

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  106. its SCHTRONG a, a, uh a, uh yanno what I mean ??

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  107. A.men, that is part of a state secret.  It is so secret that MOTUS hasn't even mentioned it.  You see, Moosechilly is not really black.  Not even close.  She's not even human.  She is a Klingon, and every so often the makeup slips, and shows her true features.

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  108. m00ch's face in that photo looks like those pics of women who are meth users. Just sayin'. And she's got a bunch of teeth missing, the ones that show are discolored and uneven. When did dingle-barry's royalties from the fake books he allegedly wrote start to come in? If he was getting book income he sure didn't spend any on his beard. Maybe that's why m00ch is now grabbing everything she can get her claws on. I'll bet her tea trolley today has a lot more expen$ive labels on it than it did in 2007!

    If she doesn't want to be thought of as an angry black woman, she has to do some serious makeover work, beginning from the inside.

    On the other hand, I've been wondering why a journ0lister from the NYT is writing a tell-all book about teh w0ns? It really doesn't have much we didn't already know or suspect. That Alice in Wonderland party looked like fun and although it is a slap to those who are unemployed or lost their homes, it's not any worse than the Pain in Spain. So mooch and the beard's staff traded curses? Eh, we already knew/suspected that. The smoke and mirrors with the book may be hiding its real purpose - to elicit sympathy for m00ch and dingle-barry in the base. You know, Evil R-Words attacking blah blah blah and poor defenseless stay-at-home mom blah blah blah. Deflection, much?

    Butt has anyone heard a word about Fast and Furious lately? About the $4.1M Hawaii vacay? The faked unemployment numbers? The additional $1.2T that will be soon on the table again? To borrow the old Supremes song "Baby Baby, Where Did Our Cash Go?" Any more about Solyndra or the other green company that is green only in that it consumes our green. Any other goodies being mentioned that have the potential to bring this evil _residency down? Not much outrage about the illegal recess appointments either - the R-word candidates are too eager to bash each other and so dingle-barry sits in the 0val 0ffice with his feet on the Resolution Desk with his middle finger salute to us. Oh - yeah - that's because Karl Rove doesn't want anyone to attack dingle-barry. Would someone Puh-leeze put a ball gag on Karl Rove? One of those with the harness that goes over and around his ball shaped head, like the fetishists use. I would pay good money to see Rove on Fox News sitting there gurgling and speechless with the ball gag tight in his mouth.
    I seriously think Rove is on the WTF2012 payroll.

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  109. Madame de FargeJan 11, 2012 07:10 PM

    MOTUS received a recommendation in the CBS comments!  There was one or two Obots trying to keep up with the mocking comments about FFA.  Here is a quick one that made me laugh:

    "Day O...Day O....November come and Obama go home."

    Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8601-501708_162-57356780-5.html?assetTypeId=41&blogId=&tag=contentBody;commentWrapper#ixzz1jD2E9gKS

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  110. Madame de FargeJan 11, 2012 07:12 PM

    WoW!  She has had those already plump lips really blown up!  No wonder they always look like a piggie's rear end...especially when she purses them.

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  111. It reminds me of seeing Richard M. Nixon on television saying "I am not a crook" as we all laughed at the big lie of the day.

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  112. Madame de FargeJan 11, 2012 07:15 PM

    The woman is certifiable...and angry.

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  113. . . . martini ingredients coming out nose . . . all over keyboard . . .

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  114. Madame de FargeJan 11, 2012 07:20 PM

    Creme, you are dead on.  All the toys she needs to make herself feel worthy are quite telling.  No one, butt no one has ever taken advantage of a position in the WH as she has.  Probably no one else needed to by the time they had earned that achievement.  Trouble with FFA is that neither she or The Dear Reader earned theirs.

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  115. Maybe she wants to be on that ultra-stupid wife swapping show!

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  116. For a couple of Hollywood A-listers, those two don't look so good any more. Life in the fast lane?

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  117. I missed you, thanks for remembering all us Mean Old Ladies!! Every so often I'd think, where's Injainjuneer?? Then I'd remember you moving from India to California, and adjusting with hubbie Mr. Injainjuneer who ever so often watches teevee and gets a good hoot here in Mean Old Lady land for his candid comments, it's so good to see you.

    Happy New Year and hopefully less drama :-[ .  God bless all the lil and big 'jainjuneers.  

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  118. The Many Faces of m00ch?
    -or-
    Will the Real m00ch Please Stand Up?
    -or-
    (in need of an) Extreme Makeover?

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  119. janna............I was just eating the olive of martinae and choked! Never do that again!!!! At least without warning. :'(

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  120. RealAmerican, you are truly a patriot of this country.  I couldn't bring myself to click play.

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  121. "...cocktails soften the misery...on the champagne trail...." note to CremeBrulle's attorney's: what's a preposition between frengs?

    I had just come back to the computer with a modest new bowl (one of those stingey little oriental necessities)  populated by Spanish olives janna deprived me of, as two ended up we won't worry about now, when I read that M'OOPs is on the champagne trail! Well. Cocktails do soften the misery, don't they MOLs? And I will bet that bitch has no idea how her very existence, nay - her every breff - has stimulated potato farmers everwere. 

    Now, where is Otis when you need him!!! :-E

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  122. Is this really MO's thesis? It's about race!!!

    http://obamaprincetonthesis.wordpress.com/

    OMG, this is what is representing the people of the U.S? I've never seen this before. Suppose Romney's wife wrote this? Yah, hunny you are an angry black woman and apparently always been one!

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  123. schatzi - how do your relatives survive family gatherings, without snarking themselves to death ;)

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  124. Nobody likes Romeny, they are shoving him at us. Who are these voters? Again, like with McCain, not republicans, but independants, who vote in our primary then lean left for the final vote, it's sickening. A third party arise for 2016. It will be a hot mess: grab your pumps, girls, and hold on to your berets: we are in for a wild ride.

    May the grand children whip the bujeezuss out of Islam in 2024.

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  125. All the white , Irish Catholics had a monopoly on charm schools. Mooch WAS distressed about it.

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  126. All the white , Irish Catholics had a monopoly on charm schools. Mooch WAS distressed about it.

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  127. Yes, and though in the peach-dress interview, she's TRYING to frown her eyebrows into that thing where the skin make two vertical lines right beside the nose, it just isn't working.  How she must strain against that Botox!

    Also I see she is now drawing on her eyebrows in a lighter color.

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  128. Guess who the 4th goon is (Do No Evil)?

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  129. That awning dress is universally flattering. It looks (as Savage Dad would say) like the dickens on everybody!

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  130. Madame de FargeJan 11, 2012 09:46 PM

    Agreed Minnie!  How many times must we tell her how to sit, how to dress, how to behave at table, how to look as though she has one iota of class?  She is one resistant (and angry) woman.

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  131. Madame de FargeJan 11, 2012 09:48 PM

    I guess it's out of the question that she be "interviewed" by Ann Coulter...

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  132. After that barf inducing interview with okra's BFF people won't think she's an angry black woman!  THEY"LL KNOW SHE"S ONE! 
    She has the meanest, fugliest, most putrid puss I've ever seen on one of them, and Lord knows I see WAY MORE than my share every day!  I hope she goes on all the networks, every day, to deny this, it's just confirming what we all knew FROM DAY ONE!

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  133. Stand Up ChuckiJan 12, 2012 06:02 AM

    I thought the White House was not supposed to be used for fundraising.  Can't they at least make a pretense of following any tradition?  Can we have a list of all private "parties" that have been held at the White House?  He is becoming a dictator right before our eyes.

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  134. As one who believes Mooch has never had an "alone, frightened and unsure" moment in her life, I applaud Jeannie DeAngelis's hitting this one out of the park:

    Contradicting Reports Cast Doubt On Whether Michelle Obama Felt ‘Alone, Frightened and Unsure’ Before DC Move

    http://bigjournalism.com/jdeangelis/2012/01/12/contradicting-reports-cast-doubt-on-whether-michelle-obama-felt-alone-frightened-and-unsure-before-dc-move/

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  135. "...her lids weigh a pound apiece...":  So, have we ever seen her without her false eyelashes?

    "...schtrong...":  Do you think her speech impediment is related to the botox or facial surgery?
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  136. Yes it is.  Try to say "strong" and pay attention to what your mouth and tongue have to do.  Hers don't work right.  Could very well be Botox-related or just the old underbite, which really hasn't gone away.

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  137. I was at a secondhand store the other day and saw an old Disney star item that had pics of several of the now-forgotten teen "role models" for girls -- one was Hannah Montana and she had that excessively shiny upper lip look that MoochMORE sports when she's trying to be classy.

    Our FLOTUS imitating style elements of a teeny-bopper role model. Somehow that doesn't seem all that surprising.

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  138. Okay, for those that tweet, go snark the first lady!  She has a twitter account @michelleobama.

    Every time they try to do something like this it backfires, why do they keep trying?  Stupid.

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  139. Welcome back! We have all asked Motus numerous times if she had heard from you. So nice that you are settled enough to start posting again. Moving is torture anyway, and moving to a different country must be worse. :)

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  140. Love the video, MOTUS! Another great post, so good infactm that I had to link to it at my place:
    http://zillablog.marezilla.com/2012/01/flames-fevers-furnaces-and-other-fun.html

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  141. I read that Gayle King distressed her bff Oprah by leaving OWN for CBS. I guess the biggest toady has to hop away in the end. Think of all the guff that Ms. King has probably put up with during the years to soothe her sugar mommy's feelings and make her feel comfy. I'd hop, too. Unfortunately, for Gayle the only thng that she has going for her is her race. She has no talent and without the association with The Big Ass who knows how short her celebrityhood will be.

    I'm sure that's why MoochMORE is so frantically trying to build her own platform of celebrityhood separate from The One's. She's a coattail-rider, too, and she knows it even if she pretends to deny it. However, when she divorces him or he falls from grace she is planning to become her own WOMAN and wield her own power. We'll never be rid of her, just like we'll have Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton forever.

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  142. Thanks for the link Z! ;)

    Sorry for not gettin in the flow last night. We were so busy setting-up and stocking my new, super-secret, MOTUS Runway-2-Win Boutique, which opens later today! :-$  OINK!

    Stay tuned for news!

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  143. Is this post in code?

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  144. "Her BRILLIANT WHITE teeth?" Is that racist?

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  145. I see the new widget for it in your sidebar, will check it out, Congrats and good luck! I am brokity-broke-broke, but I CAN tell lots of peeps about your new boutique, and you know that I will! :)

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  146. Oh, I see it's supposed to be secret, I'll wait till your big announcement then! the products look terrific though, I was born in 1972 so of course I like that logo!

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  147. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJan 12, 2012 01:32 PM

    http://www.makestickers.com/

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  148. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJan 12, 2012 01:36 PM

    Welcome back, you were missed!

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