Sunday, January 8, 2012

Michelle Obama’s Behind: the Scenes

539wLady M H/T’s Jodi Kantor: tell it, girl

I’ve finished reading my galley of Jodi’s new book. and it’s clear she has a blockbuster on her hands. I’m sure you’ve read the NYT and Huffpo accounts of Ms. Jodi Kantor’s book by now. There is so much good stuff in The Obamas that you might actually have to buy the book – butt I’ll do my best to cover the most important parts.

The book portrays Mrs. Obama as having gone through an evolution from struggle to fulfillment in her role at the White House but all the while an “unrecognized force” in pursuing the president’s goals.

The synopsis: unrecognized force meets immutable object:

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Hijinks ensue:

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Of course, most of the content getting media attention involves Lady M’s schtruggles and sacrificin’ since day one.

Let’s start at the beginning, the big move to the Big White:

As Michelle Obama realized over the summer and fall of 2008 that she was likely to become first lady, she asked a question that probably would have surprised outsiders: could she and her children delay moving to the White House? Perhaps it was better, she told aides and friends, to remain in Chicago until the end of the school year, giving her children more time to adjust, rather than coming right at the inauguration. Her notion, though short-lived, was telling: she didn’t understand or care what sort of message it would send to a public enthralled by the new first family. (Snip)

Initially, she had considered postponing her move to the White House for months; after arriving, she bristled at its confinements and obligations — unable to walk her dog without risking being photographed, and monitored by her husband’s aides for everything from how she decorated the family’s private quarters to whether she took makeup artists on overseas trips.

So there’s sacrifice number one: we moved into “the people’s house” – even though it was a fixer-upper.

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Many of Lady M’s schtruggles documented in the book were with former senior staff members. The operative term here is “former.” :

New York Times reporter Jodi Kantor, in a book to be published Tuesday, portrays a White House where tensions developed between Mrs. Obama and former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and former press secretary and presidential adviser Robert Gibbs.

The book details how, through a whole bunch of sacrificin’ on Lady M’s part, she managed to get rid of all the trouble makers, one by one.

The first lady never confronted the advisers directly — that was not her way — but they found out about her displeasure from the president. “She feels as if our rudder isn’t set right,” Mr. Obama confided, according to aides.

Rahm Emanuel, then chief of staff, repeated the first lady’s criticisms to colleagues with indignation, according to three of them. Mr. Emanuel, in a brief interview, denied that he had grown frustrated with Mrs. Obama, but other advisers described a grim situation: a president whose agenda had hit the rocks, a first lady who disapproved of the turn the White House had taken, and a chief of staff who chafed against her influence.

Indeed,  she didn’t confront the advisors, as “that was not her way.” Lady M has spent many years cultivating the more traditional passive aggressive hit job. So she brought Valarie along to do the dirty work.

val tosses rahm"Can’t we all just get along kids?”

Lady M never approved of Big Guy’s pick of Rhambo as Chief of Staff in the first place and grew even less enamored as time went by.

Perhaps the greatest point of friction between Michelle Obama and Rahm Emanuel involved the push for health care reform...the first lady was skeptical of, if not outright opposed to, the backroom deals being cut to advance the legislation, wary that it would tarnish an image her husband had worked years to build. But the president, "his competitive juices stoked and his most important initiative on the line, did not halt his chief of staff's horse trading," writes Kantor.

When the whole enterprise seemed to have fallen apart, following the election of Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown, a Republican, the first lady was furious. Instead of letting her husband down easy, which top staff hoped she would do, she lit into him.

"She feels as if our rudder isn't set right," the president told his aides. "They had the sense that was not the actual language she had used."

Hee. I can assure you that “was not the actual language she had used.”

bra straps and scowls“Now you listen to me Buhrock, your staff is a bunch of (expletives deleted)”

Kantor…reports that Michelle Obama had "doubts" about the choice of Emanuel as chief of staff. Emanuel, in turn, had been opposed to bringing Valerie Jarrett, the Obamas' longtime mentor, into the White House as a senior adviser.

 

"Michelle and Rahm Emanuel had almost no bond; their relationship was distant and awkward from the beginning. She had been skeptical of him when he was selected, and now he returned the favor; he was uneasy about first ladies in general, several aides close to him said, based on clashes with Hillary Clinton in the 1990s that became so severe that she had tried to fire him from her husband's administration," writes Kantor. "Now Emanuel was chief of staff, a position that almost never included an easy relationship with the first lady. They were the president's two spouses, in a sense, one public and official and one private and informal."

As you know, spouse number Won won. Not surprisingly, Rhambo was the first one under the bus headed back to Chicago.

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And Bobby Gibbs wasn’t a whole lot higher on her totem pole, even though he usually reported the news the way she wanted to have it told.

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The tug of war between Michelle Obama and Rahm Emanuel for the president's spiritual or political soul contributed to a White House that was far more disorganized and friction-filled than the public perception holds. Kantor reports that then-White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was often deployed to push back against the first lady, informing her that she couldn't take a private vacation on a state visit, spend large amounts on White House redecoration, or buy expensive clothes.

Mo used Val-Jar to set Bobby up, and like the political rookie he was, he took the bait. When Val-Jar reported that Lady M was not happy with the way Bobby handled the charge from the French press that Lady M told Carla that it “was hell” living in the Big White, and she hated it (of course we officially denied ever having said that) he went postal.

“That’s not right, I’ve been killing myself on this, where’s this coming from?” Mr. Gibbs yelled, adding expletives. He interrogated Ms. Jarrett, whose calm only seemed to frustrate him more. The two went back and forth, Ms. Jarrett unruffled, Mr. Gibbs shaking with rage. Finally, several staff members said, Mr. Gibbs cursed the first lady — colleagues stared down at the table, shocked — and stormed out.

He was the next one under the bus headed west for Chicago.

gibbs5What part of “Don’t mess with Lady M” do you not understand?

Of course, you already know all about Desi’s short lived tenure in the Big White. While she “arrived in Washington to great fanfare, much of it her own making” it didn’t take her long to make enemies. So her departure came as no surprise, and it had less to do with her botched party throwing skills

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…and more to do with making Lady M look bad, both by correcting her in public

Yet for someone with such a pitch-perfect sense of style and taste, she displayed startling levels of tone-deafness at times. At an event in the White House kitchen with students from L’Academie de Cuisine, Rogers openly corrected Michelle Obama on the name of a china pattern.

and making her butt look big:

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Butt let’s face it, nobody felt bad about Desi getting thrown under the Chicago-bound bus.

Only the born-political animal, David Axelrod, managed to leave under his own terms, which included maintaining all his power and influence in return for getting Lady M and Big Guy reelected. Take note political neophytes: to be successful you must learn to be very circumspect in your speech:

“She has very much got his back,” said David Axelrod, Mr. Obama’s longtime strategist, in an interview. “When she thinks things have been mishandled or when things are off the track,” he continued, “she’ll raise it, because she’s hugely invested in him and has a sense of how hard he’s working, and wants to make sure everybody is doing their work properly.”

while still being willing to say anything. In fact, if you just focus on that last part, you should be golden. Just ask any political hack worth their salt.

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There’s also a section in the book that some people are trying to turn into big hoop-la about our private Halloween party in ‘09, following our public Halloween party.

A White House “Alice in Wonderland” costume ball — put on by Johnny Depp and Hollywood director Tim Burton — proved to be a Mad-as-a-Hatter idea that was never made public for fear of a political backlash during hard economic times, according to a new tell-all.

“White House officials were so nervous about how a splashy, Hollywood-esque party would look to jobless Americans — or their representatives in Congress, who would soon vote on health care — that the event was not discussed publicly and Burton’s and Depp’s contributions went unacknowledged,” the book says.

However, the White House made certain that more humble Halloween festivities earlier that day — for thousands of Washington-area schoolkids — were well reported by the press corps

You probably remember my coverage of the event at the time. Butt even I was banned from reporting on the private party in the dining room, decorated in a creepy Alice in Wonderland theme.

You may recall, I did post pictures of the Wons in their costumes a bit later.

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I would just ask you to keep in mind that - although it may have been just a wee bit over the top at a time when unemployment was (officially) at 10% – it was, after all, just a tea party!

Sheeze – a lot of people who saw that the country was sliding further and further into the  rabbit hole were holding tea parties of their own all around town at the same time.

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There’s a lot more in Jodi’s book. Butt even I have had enough for one day. I will give you the Shakespearean version at a later date.

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115 comments:

  1. OUTSTANDING review of the Book with all these PERFECT PICS, MOTUS!

    This proves without a doubt why YOU are the best at what you do!  I am LOVING this book!  Moochie is one evil psycho broad to run off Rahm, Gibbs, Axelgrease, and who knows who else.

    What kind of a "leader" sends another guy over to tell his wife to stop spending?????  WTF, no wonder little barry boy is the laughing stock of the world!
    I might have to get this book from the library, much as i LOATHE these twats, just to read every juicy detail!

    PS:  That pic of the "mad hatter" holding the bunny made my heart cry for the poor little rabbit!  I hope at least he left some "milkduds" on the party table, we know mooch would scarf them up ;)

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  2. Oooooh...corrected the Mooch on the proper name of a China pattern. I know the type..rather than be thankful for the correction of an ignorance, their narcissism perceives it as a slight. If I had to create that scenario involving Mooch that's exactly the kind of reaction I would have expected from her. We know them better than they know themselves. They don't know us at all or, rather, underestimate us. That's to our advavtage.

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  3. So, do you recommend that I download it to my Kindle, MOTUS?

    I was afraid it might be too liberal-ish for my sensitive brain ;)

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  4. Kind of wipes out her magazine cover illusion of being a down home mom, gardener, nutritionist, don't it?

    This doesn't get Obama off the hook: Barry can't blame is problems on MOOPs.

    They are both so out of there in 2012.

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  5. Yes, MOTUS, do tell?  I, also, am afraid that an overly liberal tone will cause me to throw the book into the fireplace before I can finish!

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  6. MOTUS,

    Congrats on the awards!  I find myself quoting you and referring people to the site all through the day.  Someone will make a comment about barry or Lady M and I will say, "MOTUS is there! She sees it all and reflects so impeccably!" 

    Thanks for all your hard work in letting us out here in Liberalville (SF Bay Area) know what is really going on.

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  7. Oh Bunni, in addition to your "cuteness" quotient, you do have a tiny little evil streak running through you! I guess that's why you're here, with the rest of us.

    Re. the bunny milkduds: he did indeed leave a few and they did indeed mysteriously disappear.

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  8. Wonderland is right.

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  9. Well let me just say, Jodi is a NYT Correspondent, so of course it's loaded with liberalish. Butt she is first and foremost a closet capitalist, so she did write a book intended to sell across party lines.

    There really isn't much in there that we don't already know anyway, and all the really juicy parts will be posted all over the web for free-heckling.

    Having said that, when they run a $.99 special it might be worth the sheckles. $17.81 hardcover and $14.99 Kindle seems a bit overpriced for gossip that we've been dishin' for free.

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  10. Yep. Take the advantage, and 10 points.

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  11. Thanks for spreading the gospel of truth sb; every ear we can get helps. I just pray that someday San Fran will be a safe place to occupy again. My memories are (mostly) from the days when it was a semi-sane and safe city to enjoy. 

    Stay safe.

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  12. Butt you see now what MO and BO have in common: both like to point the long finger of blame and dispatch someone else to do their dirty work.

    Passive-aggressive narccisists are the sleaziest of weasels in both the real world of work or the make believe work world of politics.

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  13. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Barry hidding under the desk so to speak to keep out of the way of MOOShelle, hahahahahahahaha! MOOShelle must of got a winner in Barry.  How dare he send messages to her divine self. he shall pay dearly for this in the end. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

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  14. Too bad that Halloween party/ball info didn't make it to the MSM. However, for someone who wants to control the agenda so much - why is she so out of control?  The excessive spending on freaky, fugly clothes, the paycations, leaving 4 hours early, on and on.  It seems she has done the opposite of everything one would expect from a FLOTUS.  **Its funny that on other websites the dudes are even noticing her ugly clothes and extravagances.  I'm pretty sure none of these guys were paying much attention to any other FLOTUS.

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  15. "She feels as if our rudder isn't set right.." Was this really a reference to Michelle or the islamic world? I get confused, he capitulates to both, but he seems more willing to hug and kiss islamic men.

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  16. Speaking Truth to FashionJanuary 8, 2012 3:40 PM

    <span>"...she didn’t understand or care what sort of message it would send to a public enthralled by the new first family."  </span>

    So what has changed?  Now that the public is no longer "enthralled" with her or FancyBoy, she still doesn't care what sort of message her profligate lifestyle sends.

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  17. I would expect that MOO will throw (a la Hillary) every piece of china in that particular pattern at anyone and everyone she can.  >:o Keep your head down, MOTUS! O:-)

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  18. So true, CCG. My husband is fairly apolitical and cynical about all politicians. However, after GWB was sworn in, every time Laura Bush was on TV he would exchaim "What a breath of fresh air!"
    He hadn't said much about MO, but my star wars-obsessed son recently started calling her Chewbacca. When I asked him where this came from he admitted that he picked it up from his dad. Ouch!

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  19. She didn't care being key!! Butt oh how juicy, eh? I am rubbing my mean little old lady hands together because this is just the tip of the iceberg....oh goody goody goody!! There has got to be someone in there who is not on the Obama's side, waiting for the chance to tell us all the real dope -- if they need a ghost writer, hee Ah is!!!

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  20. I think we're required to give both Lady M and Big Guy a pass on their "tone-deaf" behavior towards the American people because both have been diagnosed with an affliction that protects them under the Americans With Disabilities Act: narcissistic personality disorder .

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  21. I'm with MOTUS. This is way more than enough for one day. Seriously, is there even one person at the Big White that could be engaged in a sane or intelligent discourse?

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  22. Talking of rudders reminded me of this quote from Antony and Cleopatra (III.xi.56-61)

    Egypt, thou knew’st too well
    My heart was to thy rudder tied by th’strings,
    And thou shouldst tow me after. O’er my spirit
    Thy full supremacy thou knew’st, and that
    Thy beck might from the bidding of the gods
    Command me.

    I think that describes the Won's relationship pretty well.  Though I'm not sure it was his heart tied to her rudder . . .

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  23. For any staff at the White House, this is from Hamlet (I.iii,43)

    Be wary, then; best safety lies in fear.

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  24. I find it particularly interesting that she thought the public was just waiting for a black woman to make a mistake. She had already set the tone for a racial agenda before he even won the election. This is a very, very telling statement.

    You'd think that the racial element would have been removed from the equation by the sheer fact he was likely to be elected. Why can't our elected leaders put it aside? I agree, it was historical. Doesn't mean that he specifically was the right choice for our country at that time. I'm really sick of them acting as if everything is racial. It's disgusting. I personally believe they've stoked racial issues and it will be even worse this election cycle. Unfortunately he's got to run on something and he can't do it on his record.

    What President who has any respect for this country makes a public New Years resolution not to work with specific branches of government? This administration is just delusional and it's revolting.

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  25. Ya think ??? Seriously sweetie, so do I ...and being here in AF, feel welcome to visit whenever ( our snow aint that bad ..)

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  26. What's on your mind...Even .99 is too much

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  27. It is not only "too bad"...the question is WHY did it not  make the MSM ???? Seriously....WHY!??!!

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  28. MOTUS: Before even reading, I had to say right off, Lord have mercy, today's title says it all! All we English teachers know the importance of well-placed punctuation.

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  29. I kinda like the line from the Scottish Play:
    It is a tale told by an idiot
    Full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

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  30. Correcting an Affirmative Action Figure is just so RAAAAAAAAAAAAAS-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-IST!

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  31. Also, one of them (all faux documents to the contrary) ain't American.

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  32. It seems the best way to understand Ms. Kantor's book is to read between the lines. What she implies says even more than what's written and (gleefully for me), leaves lots of room for inference and interpretation. So, as MOTUS pointed out, MOOPS didn't actually talk about setting the rudder right. Ergo, my take is that she actually said something along the lines of, "Those fucking morons you chose to make us look smart are making us look like huge asses."
    No, MO, you did that all by yourself and in more than one way. 

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  33. Bunni, If your local library is anything like the Denver Public Library, there will be many copies purchased - DPL has 28 copies on order. 

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  34. What PE says:

    <span>It seems the best way to understand Ms. Kantor's book is to read between the lines. What she implies says even more than what's written and (gleefully for me), leaves lots of room for inference and interpretation.</span>

    Some too-literl Conservatives over at Lucianne view this book as an Obama lovefest.  Oy.  It makes her look nasty and controlling and him look very weak.  Some lovefest.

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  35. What PE says:

    <span>It seems the best way to understand Ms. Kantor's book is to read between the lines. What she implies says even more than what's written and (gleefully for me), leaves lots of room for inference and interpretation.</span>

    Some too-literl Conservatives over at Lucianne view this book as an Obama lovefest.  Oy.  It makes her look nasty and controlling and him look very weak.  Some lovefest.

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  36. Meant to say "too literal"....

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  37. Meant to say "too literal"....

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  38. The MSM's reaction to the book will be telling. If Ms. Kantor is invited to all of the morning shows, and given interviews where she's encouraged to recount parts where MO is depicted in a positive light, then it will indicate that they've embraced this as something that will help MO and the Won's re-election. If they think it threatens MO's or the Won's image, they'll all but ignore it.

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  39. It obviously didn't take long for MOO!ey to get over being worried about making a mistake.  When did the Wednesday night partays start with all the black stars, both Hollyweird and sports.  And I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't partays on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday nights too.  She found her MOJO, not!  Along with a plastic surgeon.  And a travel planner.  I'm counting the hours.

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  40. Only one person.  The dog.

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  41. I like too litter!!!! ;)

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  42. Zombie DachshundJanuary 8, 2012 7:22 PM

    It finally made the national news tonight. I had on my ABC channel to catch the local news and it stayed on into the ABC Sunday night news. They did a story on the Alice in Wonderland party. I was working on dinner, so I did not get a close listen of the details.

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  43. Ok, looking at that first picture I have to wonder if she paints those eyebrows on? And if so why does the makeup person draw them up at such a high arch. She looks evil.

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  44. TINY?   bwhahhahhaaaaa ;)   Oh, I'm just a sweet harmless Bunnikins ;)

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  45. Neither Ace or her highness is a wordsmith, neither can render a coherent thought, neither is very bright, and neither would be where he/she is without a MONUMENTAL assist from a dishonest and bought media.

    Keep weavin' them webs, 'rachnids.

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  46. I think she wants to run everything -- she's fresh from a hospital job in Chicago, yet feels competent to evaluate her husband's staff. She wants to control the show, but doesn't want to be controlled herself. Flying an Air Force One plane is a way of saying, "I'm in charge, not you!" to Gibbs, The One, whoever wants her to follow a suggestion to cut back.

    But! She also wants to live like a queen for four more years and wants NOT to be connected with a losing President Obama. So, she's all out of campaigning and pretending to care and even appearing at a NASCAR event.

    I'd love to know how many were flayed for that last mistake.

    She's wildly in charge and her efforts are like buckshot -- nicest where they don't hit.

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  47. Speaking Truth to FashionJanuary 8, 2012 7:42 PM

    LOL Betty Ann!  "...rubbing my mean little old lady hands together"  Ha ha!  I guess I am doing the same thing!  :-D

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  48. Deep down in MA0's black (yes I said that butt no ethic connonation intended) heart, she feels undeserving of her and B0's status and "achievements." This is because she is the biggest and best Af-Act Princess evah, having had everything handed to her on a golden platter, butt one must disguise these feelings of unworthiness with the ever-present race card at all costs, ya know?

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  49. Speaking Truth to FashionJanuary 8, 2012 7:45 PM

    Oh Dear MOTUS, it is so scary that these two characters with the same personality disorder would find each other...and then somehow take over the free world.  :(

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  50. <span>Neither Ace nor her highness is a wordsmith, neither can render a coherent thought, neither is very bright, and neither would be where he/she is without a MONUMENTAL assist from a dishonest and bought media.  
     
    Keep weavin' them webs, 'rachnids.</span>

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  51. I've been very busy today and just got around to reading and responding to all your comments on Zilla's Award post. Sincere appreciation to everyone for your comments, congratulations and good wishes. I LUV YOU GUYS TOO!

    Gird yourselves for a tough year, butt I know we can all handle it.

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  52. True ant, butt he's more afraid of Lady M.

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  53. Thank you, my little Shakespearean scholars. This may come in handy for my Shakespearean edition.

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  54. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJanuary 8, 2012 8:04 PM

    What's even more interesting about her statement is that it presupposes that no one even noticed the other black woman in government...you know, that upstart Condi Rice.

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  55. Don't y'all just absolutely love the term "Barackward"? Those former staffers had such a sense of humor before the Queen ordered, "Off with their heads."

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  56. Yes, Ms. Jodi is going for the coin with this book, not the assist. She thinks she's peppered it with enough for both sides to find glee. She may be right.

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  57. OMG! Don't know if anyone's watching the Pittsburg/Denver game, butt Tebow just TEBOWED in overtime on the first snap! WOW!!!!

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  58. Deep in the Heart of TexasJanuary 8, 2012 8:14 PM

    You know, I've always been partial to a lot of the language in that play, including


          Witches:
         Double, double toil and trouble
         Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.


    Then there is always Henry The Sixth, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2, 71–78


          The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

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  59. OMG Shatzi! Thanks for giving me the opportunity to re-linky to one of my personal favorite posts of all time - "PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. AFTER ALL, THAT IS WHAT I DO."

    In case I oversleep tomorrow, due to time zone shifting paralysis, maybe you can all enjoy it in the morning while I catch up.

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  60. Wow, MOTUS, almost 15 bucks for a book about Lady M and Big Guy?  I can get that kind of entertainment for free, every time I read this blog.  BTW, the only book I ever spent more than $5 on for my Kindle was a biography of Wallis Simpson, the Duchess of Windsor.  I have re-read this book 5 times, so I consider it money well spent.  It's by Charles Highsmith, and I recommend it to everyone.  Wallis was quite a girl -- in fact, Lady M could take lessons from her on being (1) passive-aggressive; (2) spending exorbitant amounts of money on clothes and jewelry; (3) scheming; and (4) being evil. ;)

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  61. Yes!!!  Fabulous is the word!  Go Tebow/Broncos!!!

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  62. Libby, my wife refers to Lady M as "Sasquatch" or the "First Wookie", depending on what kind of a mood she's in.  I have to say that, every time she does this, I smile inside.

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  63. <span>This just in:


    Obama Schedule || Monday, January 9, 2011
    <p>by <span>KEITH KOFFLER</span> on JANUARY 8, 2012, 8:27 PM
    </p><p>10:45 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    11:20 am || Meets with senior advisers
    12:00 pm || Meets with NBA Champion Dallas Mavericks; East Room
    12:00 pm || Lunch with Biden
    7:00 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Washington
    8:40 pm || Makes remarks at a second fundraiser; Washington
    </p><p>All times Eastern
    Live stream of Carney briefing at 12:30 pm

    </p></span>

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  64. My library only ordered 6. (These are the same people who stopped sending me emails about my reserve books after I put an Ann Coulter book on hold.)

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  65. Oh she is mistaken.  I am certain she is the ballist.

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  66. I am sure when Buh-rock said that he had a smirk on his face because he knows that she is the ballist.

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  67. <span>The first lady never confronted the advisers directly — that was not her way — but they found out about her displeasure from the president.</span>

    Does anyone else remember the poster at Lucianne who used to write hilarious satirical scripts for the West Wing big wigs that always ended with Mooch plowing in with some outrageous demand or other and shouting, "You heah me, Buh-rack?"

    That's what I heard in my head when I saw this statement. "You heah me, Buh-rack?"

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  68. That man just works his fingers to the bone!

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  69. For granny . . .

    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
    Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

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  70. Starting the day at 10:45 and then nothing on the schedule after lunch until 7pm.  What a life!  I will cheer the day he has to move from the WH. But I have this horrible fear that if he loses he will just declare the constitution void (since he ignores it anyway) and make himself king.

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  71. YESSSS! I love this guy and that he's on the Broncos! And like Palin, he has the ability to make Lefties beclown themselves,

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  72. Keep this in mind as you look at the pictures of MooseChilly . . .

    Eternity was in our lips and eyes;
    Bliss in our brows bent.

    Antony and Cleopatry (I,iii,35-36)

    . . . and think of The Wons spending eternity together.  I bet Shakespeare didn't realize the irony that could be contained in those lines.

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  73. The WH view:

    http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/01/alice-in-wonderland-halloween-party-was-no-secret-110110.html

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  74.  ...he has the ability to make Lefties beclown themselves,

    Not that they normally need any help.

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  75. Now I know why Granny always looks mad, mean, and unhappy. She's too old school to hide her disgust with both of them. It must be tough living with two narcissists, and watching them screw up her grandchildren with their photo op parenting.

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  76. MichelleIndependentJanuary 8, 2012 10:39 PM

    <span>...she didn’t confront the advisors, as “that was not her way.”</span>

    Of course, not. MOO just stabbed them in the back.

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  77. I'm not thinkin' Granny is innocent in any way...Her stamp is on MO.

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  78. MichelleIndependentJanuary 8, 2012 10:55 PM

    <span>"She feels as if our rudder isn't set right," the president told his aides. "They had the sense that was not the actual language she had used."</span>

    High odds that MOO's response contained profanity and poor grammar.

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  79. MichelleIndependentJanuary 8, 2012 11:03 PM

    MOO wanted to stay in Chicago until Barry told her she could pilfer, gorge,  and booze it up 'til she burst.
    Then MOO flew to DC on the next available broom.

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  80. MichelleIndependentJanuary 8, 2012 11:10 PM

    MOO wanted to stay in Chicago until Barry told her: at Big White, she could pilfer, gorge, booze, dress like a dimestore hooker, and party 'til she burst.

    MOO packed her pleather tote and  flew to DC on the next available broom.

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  81. MichelleIndependentJanuary 8, 2012 11:17 PM

    <span>MOOch wanted to stay in Chicago 'til Barry told her: at Big White, she could pilfer, gorge, booze, dress like a dimestore hooker, and partay 'til she burst.
    </span>

    MOOch packed her zebra-patterned pleather tote and flew to DC on the next available broom.

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  82. Exact replica of those brows!!!

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  83. Bus in front of The WH should read "Extreme Takeover - White House Edition"...

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  84. <span>Bus in front of WH should read "Extreme Takeover - White House Edition"...</span>

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  85. Looks evil?  She is evil...

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  86. "MOOch packed her zebra-patterned pleather tote and flew to DC on the next available broom."

    LOLOLOL ...

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  87. I just went to Politico to read their take on halloween-gate.  Their daily schedule stops at lunch, no mention of the fundraisers.  i wonder if even the liberals are getting tired of all the time he spends fundraising.  Hmmm.

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  88. Do they really expect us to believe their version?  If it was for kids and military families it would have been top story for days about how wonderful and giving they were.  I smell baloney.

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  89. She is a bit Wookiee-ish, but that's kind of insulting to Wookiee's. I can see why all those "advisors" haven been getting sent back to Chicago or just away

    Han Solo and C3PO said it best...

    <span>"But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid." (Obama's advisors)
    "That's 'cause droids (advisors) don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."</span>

    They let the Wookiee win...

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  90. @schatzi--At first glance, that's what I thought it did say.

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  91. MichelleIndependentJanuary 9, 2012 8:06 AM

    Desi was canned because she was prettier and slimmer and wore hideous outfits better than MOO.

    Desi also had the audacity to correct Queen Ignoramus about a China pattern.

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  92. Wonderland Blunderland!

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  93. When she is high on drugs and alcohol, she doesn't care. I get that. But the polling must show the clingers (me and my family) don't like our noses rubbed in a $4million dollar taxpayers' dime Hawaii vacation with two AirForce planes and a plane for the dog!

    Hateful Obamas must get thrown out of the White House in 2012!

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  94. Love Tebow and Broncos! Donated to Tebow's charitable foundation building hospitals.

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  95. No, the fundraisers will be secret.

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  96. I smell somethin' else.....

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  97. Could this be the reason they never go "home" to Chicago?  They have thrown so many people under the bus that they are not exactly popular there anymore....

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  98. Right after the election, Iowahawk had a truly epic and funny post about how Obama was historic. I cannot yet link with my IPod, butt if you go to Iowahawk and put Obama election in his search I know you will find it. It is well worth the effort!

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  99. Thank God for this blog.  I was just reading the Ulstermann Report and getting depressed.  Then I came here and you all cracked me up.  Laughter is definitely the best medicine.

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  100. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJanuary 9, 2012 11:27 AM

    Interesting, isn't it? Yet I'll bet people who read Ann Coulter still pay taxes that support libraries. I'll bet libraries don't have any problem taking that dirty conservative money.

    P.S. I love public libraries. Butt they shouldn't get into politics, not when the money that supports them comes from liberal and conservative and everything in between.

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  101. Obama needs a Glassectomy!
    http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2012/01/06/local-ufc-fighter-in-trouble-again-for-obama-comments/

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  102. MichelleIndependentJanuary 9, 2012 11:46 AM

    Chicago is not lavish enough for  MOO-MOO and BOO-BOO. They require
    all kinds of entertainin' and accommodatin' after all their sacrificin'.
    They need to play
    Alice in Wonderland, especially BOO-BOO.

    The Beard and the Boob, it is rumored, will move to Honolulu after being
    evicted from Big White. Hope MOO doesn't wear a thong bikini. We don't need any more thong-gates.

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  103. maybe even pay *more* in taxes than their liberal counterparts?

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  104. By all means, FOMs, keep asking/badgering your local library for extra copies!  My own Dear Mama once went to her library to check out Hayek's "Road to Serfdom".  The library didn't have a copy and borrowed one from another library.   BUTT, they also noticed that "geez, a lot of people 'round here are requesting this book" and eventually ordered a copy.  Dear Mama lives in a somewhat conservative county south of the People's Republic of the City and County of Denver.  Good for DPL that they ordered that many copies.

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  105. They don't go to the house in Chicago that they don't own supposedly because the SS can't make it secure enough...After all it is in Chicago!

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  106. Remembe when First Ladies didn't wear tight clothing that emphasizes their rear ends and uncovered cleavage? Remember when First Daughters didn't wear dresses that hit just below their crotches? Remember when Presidents spent Christmas at the White House, so staff could spend holidays with their families?

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  107. <span> </span>LOL! 

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  108. That was before we started living in historic times!

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  109. Mochelle is certainly the ugliest "first" to ever be seen--what a dog

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  110. you sound like a freakin welfare case--

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  111. ann coulter is brilliant-you however do not have a brain

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  112. Bunni is extremely cute and cuddly until she is in the presence of rabid Demotards - and then this happens..... =-O ;) :-D :-P


    http://www.youtube.com/v/XcxKIJTb3Hg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140

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  113. Thanks Spidey, you know me TOO well, hee hee!

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