This just in: Michigan wins the Sugar Bowl by 3; Mitt wins the GOP Bowl by 8. By all accounts, both were ugly wins.
Here’s a recap on Michigan’s strategy for a win:
Let's begin on fourth-and-1 near midfield in the fourth quarter, when Virginia Tech had two options and went for the third.
Which is not unlike Mitt’s victory strategy: Iowans had thirteen options and went for two.
Meanwhile, Big Guy went back to Iowa for a victory lap via a web-exclusive address arranged by his techno-geek whiz-kids who have super-fantabulous social media skills.
“President Obama tried to steal a piece of the Iowa spotlight tonight with a nostalgia-filled live address to his Democratic supporters over the internet, at times hampered by static and sporadic audio interruptions that made him difficult to understand.”
I dunno, techie-boyz: next time I might just go with Skype
I don’t want to rain on Devin Dwyer’s parade, butt I don’t really think that the “static and sporadic audio interruptions” made Big Guy that much harderer to understand than usual:
Butt I will say this: Mitt wins on the “rockin’ a pair of mom jeans” front:
As for rockin’ a boob belt, well, you decide. Butt keep in mind, Ann really doesn’t really know very much about boob-belts yet so she’s sportin’ it on her waist. How fashion backward is that?
Back to the caucuses though: 25,000 Iowans showed up last night at Democratic caucuses to watch Big Guy on the Big Screen. And while that’s impressive, it’s 215,000 fewer than showed up back in 2008, the year BO was nostalgically recalling. That year, 240,000 Iowans showed up at the Caucuses, and over 90,000 of them voted for Big Guy. Butt since we weren’t running against Hillary and John Edwards this time around we didn’t need to bus in our auxiliary staff and caucutators. So the numbers were down slightly, like 90%.
What a difference a caucus makes
See what I mean? The years have not been kind to everyone:
Smile John, pretend it’s not a mugshot
Smile Hil, pretend you’re not a hot mess working for your most despised enemy…
Smile BO, you 'da man!
Some of us seem to have weathered the shoals of a brutal election cycle just fine, managing to keep our chins up somehow.
Lady M and Big Guy working the Iowans at the 2008 Jefferson-Jackson Day pre-caucus Dinner
Yes, some of us look even better now than we did four years ago.
I attribute it all to healthy living -
…and being proud of your country for the first time in your adult life.
What else could it be?
I mean besides makeup, photoshop and cosmetic chops?
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Wow, Hillery looks awful just four years later and it is so funny to see all of the photos of the Wons with her scowling so meanly at Da Man. No wonder the younger daughter looks so unhappy all the time. Imagine being told ( mother and daughter) how special they are and having the reality of life come crashing down upon you. Real specialness comes from INSIDE, and those two certainly seem to have none! When she was younger I always told my pretty daughter to be a "beautiful inside person". Obviously a message lost on all the Robinson women, including the neice who scowled and slumped her way around Africa.
ReplyDeleteYou said it, MNNTO: pretty they that pretty do.
ReplyDelete"Images for Mom Jeans" on google pulls up some really great mom jean moments for Obama. Thank the Lord there were none for MOOPs.
ReplyDeleteIt would be nice if anyone's wife who's running for president realizes that MOO has burnt us out on the FLOTUS. It's your husband who's looking for a job from us, not you.
Well, if we get Romney, at least his wife will be reasonable to look at.
ReplyDeleteBOO and MOO, the Terrible Twosome, First Grifters, First Phonies, have as much substance
ReplyDeleteas Barry's styrofoam Greek columns.
Anne Romney would be a classy FLOTUS. She already dresses better than
First Clown MOO, and at least Anne wears her belt around her waist and not
under her armpits.
To my knowledge we have never seen MA0 in jeans of any type butt the Lord (and she) knows she couldn't rock them like Duchess Kate, Sarah Palin or the First Lady of France. Hell Camilla or Hill could rock them better than she could. And I am sure Laura Bush would very nice in the right pair of jeans.
ReplyDeletemmmmm....mmmmm....mmmmm...Just never see enough of The Wons, if Oblunder isn't televising his aaannnddd's everytime the Republicans do something, the Squatch is always ready to fill in on the 'over-exposure' circuit. I posted this earlier, but it's worth seeing, if you haven't;
ReplyDeletehttp://insidetv.ew.com/2012/01/03/michelle-obama-visits-icarly/
In the video, young actress gets told 'No, you don't call her your Eminence.', to which Mooch jokes, 'No..it's okay, I kinda like it.' Yeah, Mooch,we all figured that your first year in.
Best new nickname I saw for Barry:
ReplyDeleteTeleprompter Tyrant
ewww ....What happened to BO? Is it the hair? The orange skin? He looks weird....Botox?
ReplyDeleteAnn Romney looks great...No plastered on makeup and her belt is at her waist...
McCain endorsed him...bacio di morte?
ReplyDeleteShe's very kind to her inferiors...but where does she find them?
ReplyDeleteH/T Dorothy Parker
I'm still wondering exactly what "mom jeans" are. Are they jeans that hit at the natural waist?
ReplyDeleteI only watched a short clip but he looked jaundiced. He seemed to be blinking incesssantly and leaning to the left. Where was MO? The Wons are usually joined at the hip when it comes to reminding the little people of all their accomplishments, like ending the Iraq. She was the opening act at Fort Bragg.
ReplyDeleteLess Bo, more Tox - is he reassuring anyone?
ReplyDeleteI am not sure why MO hasn't been spotted in jeans. She has proven time and time again that there is nothing she won't wear. And when MO does show up in jeans, we will all know who to thank, bettyann and minnie. 8-)
ReplyDeletehttp://hispanic.cc/in_diverse_&_urban_nation,_time_to_kick_iowa_white,_racist_farmers_to_curb.htm
ReplyDeleteOT, but look at this -- how offensive -- latino woman kicking an overalled farmer's butt in posed photo. A picture of farmers talking beside a truck with the caption asking if we want white racist farmers to be deciding things.
Such disdain and hatred for white people pours from so many of these "activists" and "diverse urban" types -- both white and non-white.
Wicked hot post today, MOTUS.
ReplyDeleteBuraq Hussein's musloid coup d'etat is circling the bowl; will Hilz jump in with him or on him?
She had those lovely jean cut-off shorts.
ReplyDeleteBismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim, As-Salamu Alaykum to all.
ReplyDeleteWell, I thought this crappy website would be already on this:
"Right-Wing Blogs Attack Michelle Obama Over Appearance On Nickelodeon's iCarly"
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201201040001
By the way, O Glorious Leader won The Iowa Democratic Caucus 98% to 2% !!!
What a sad commentary. We have Obama to thank for fueling the flames of prejudice and class warfare, taking us back to the pre-civil rights era.
ReplyDeleteCharming Answer: Joke Biden has a hair plug attack, resigns; Hilz is appointed VP; Buraq becomes ill or something, resigns; Hilz ascends to her, in her mind, rightful place; with all attention on her, she sweeps to victory; Bolshevik's win; America dies.
ReplyDeleteAt least in the 2008 photos her clothes were more normal, as she didn't yet have our tax coffers to dip into. I'm not saying she looked great - she was still sloppy - butt fewer body parts impinged on my eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteYou can stick a fork in it - he is done. No matter how many lies and distortions he and his minions try, he will assessed based on his record which is out there front, center and behind, BTW, how much money are you being paid to post here. Woo Hoo, and you're likeable too.
ReplyDelete<p>You can stick a fork in it - he is done. No matter how many lies and distortions he and his minions try, he will be assessed based on his record which is out there front, center and behind, BTW, how much money are you being paid to post here. And this is the first time I've seen a poster give "themself a like' - smacks of narcissism.
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What else could it be? I have to add the zillions of $$$ spent on hair and makeup, butt alas, to no avail. I so enjoy how MOTUS takes current events, pulls in past events, and creates the award winning snark she is famous for. All the MOLs and MODs snark is icing on the cake.
ReplyDeleteThe Chicago machine is slipping. 'O' Glorius Leader should have won the causcus where is running against himself by at least 120%, what with all the dead people, dogs and illegals voting.
ReplyDeleteHe is wearing more make-up than Meesh ever does. The phrase "heavy lidded" comes to mind when I watch this clip also intensive eye blinking. He is not telling the truth and he doesn't look well. What is going on?
ReplyDeleteKing Hussin Obama looked 75 yrs. old with white nappy hair for his radio Iowa caucus show. Ughh! Ugly "boy" Obama! He's always looked like an AIDS patient to me. Scrawny, skinny, gray-skinned, purpled-lipped Obama President-In-Name-Only!
ReplyDeleteant,
ReplyDeleteHere you go: http://weaselzippers.us/2012/01/03/queen-michelle-on-icarley-confirms-what-weve-all-suspected-i-kind-of-like-being-called-your-excellency/#comments
Mooshelle is having those delusions again. She need to get a grip!
Yes. The fashion magazines (the same ones that insist nude stockings are frumpy) keep telling me that jeans that hit an inch below the belly button are "universally flattering." Above the belly button puts you in Mom Jeans territory.
ReplyDeleteant,
ReplyDeleteHere you go: http://weaselzippers.us/2012/01/03/queen-michelle-on-icarley-confirms-what-weve-all-suspected-i-kind-of-like-being-called-your-excellency/#comments
Mooshelle is having delusions again. She definately needs to get a grip
Oh, and tapered ankles, but not skinny legs.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, you gave MO a break on the headshots. I'd have been sorely tempted to use this one.
ReplyDeleteOh snork! A brilliant troll with a link to Media Matters? That's the best it can do? Ha, ha, ha....
ReplyDeleteTrue, true.
ReplyDeleteRemember our dear MOTUS posted photos back in October of MO and Jill B painting a house together? And the waistband of MO's thong could be seen above her jeans?
ReplyDeletehttp://lh6.ggpht.com/-1f6uelzW6iU/Tp2SDhwSy8I/AAAAAAAAR84/URUiHsNmsVQ/s1600-h/mo-jill-U.S.-Army-veteran-Johnny-Agb.png
And remember the time MO wore those pricy white jeans that looked like her kids scribbled all over them?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/michelle-obama-alexander-wang_n_886683.html
And then there were skinny jeans:
http://www.sheknows.com/beauty-and-style/celebrity-style-1-gallery/michelle-obama-celebrity-style/michelle-obama-in-skinny-jeans
That's all the images I can take for the day. I believe Michelle Antoinette even wore purple jeans during the campaign. The previous campaign. Not the current one, although when did one stop and the other begin?
Would you prefer our Constitutionally guaranteed right to freedom of speech be repressed, suppressed and oppressed? To answer my own question, yes you probably would. BUTT you will never shut me up if I have something to say.
ReplyDelete"Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo... I've got new Hope and Change for You!" Barry does look orange weird.
ReplyDeletemooshelle in jeans??? what size to fit that big booty in them??she would blend in easily in any hood in the country the way she looks!!
ReplyDeleteRegarding the house painting photo: that wall's gotta be at least 8 feet tall - and MO can reach the base of the crown molding on her tip-toes without a ladder or a paint roller extender. That's one hell of a reach.
ReplyDeleteShe probably doesn't wear jeans because she wouldn't ever want to dishonor her role as First lady of the United States. HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDelete2 old crabs, interesting that in the first photo the only part of the wood floor papered and taped is the two spots were the First and Second Wons would be for their no-doubt brief photo-op. Typically, if you plan on painting a whole room, you paper the whole floor.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure everyone has by now heard the Sleestak Andrea Mitchell call Iowa, "too white..too evangelical...too rural..". But as one fact-finder pointed out, New Hampshire is 'whiter' than Iowa, yet they don't seem to have a problem with whiteness as long as it's liberal enough. Technically, the Latino woman should be kicking the rump of some Occupiers, or the mostly white and wealthy News talking heads, or the hippies of New Hampshire.
ReplyDeleteJust out of coincidence I suppose all these various news agency have picked up on the idea that Iowa is 'too white'. Does the word 'collusion' ring a bell?
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to understand this...wasn't this about GOP candidates?...so basically the left's complaint may boil down to their belief that diverse (read-brown), liberal groups should be deciding conservative candidates.
What was that one quote from George Orwell? "I can't believe that we have sunk to such a low level that the first duty of an intelligent, honest man must be to restate the obvious" It applies to American politics everyday.
Big deal! We attack her appearance everyday here. HAHa.
ReplyDeletecorrection, 'your Excellency'. Eminence is a Bishop or something.
ReplyDeleteObama's new nearly Bruce Willis rug makes it look like he escaped from Cancer Treatment Centers of America.
ReplyDeleteI know that's scripted for her, but it's still unbelievably politically tone deaf for her to go along with it.
ReplyDeleteAnd who straddles the paint tray on the floor without stepping in it?
ReplyDeleteThe troll brings up Dem caucus vote where BO won by 98%.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: who won the other 2%?
Whoever would dare to cast a vote against BO is a great American.
I'd like to shake their hand.
Anne - I so hope you are right. But how many people are paying attention to his record? If they were his numbers would be in the teens. Too many people watching trash TV or playing video games to pay attention to what this criminal is actually up to. **I think its hysterical that his little audience couldn't clearly hear him. He was trying to steal the GOP's thunder and ended up fumbling, as usual.
ReplyDeleteI wish MOTUS had also included a picture of MOO!chelle when they were campaigning at first and she looked like you could stick her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies. The underbite was just obnoxious. She's used her time and taxpayer $$ to improve herself mightily. I believe she's had some lipo recently because she's just tooooo skinny.
ReplyDeleteBismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim, As-Salamu Alaykum to all.
ReplyDeleteThe two percent were the "uncommitted".
I would like you to meet the rest of the O Glorious Leader's competition:
Vermin Supreme, a radical who wants mandatory brushing of teeth, and mandatory Kidney Transplantation. I think he's too insane to take on O Glorious Leader, and thus he'll lose.
Randall Terry, a quasi Democrat. His positions are ALL OVER the place, but his campaign is based on GRAPHIC advertisements on the effects on abortion. Since most of his positions lean NAZI, he has NO CHANCE of beating O Glorious Leader.
Finally, and yes, I will make a confession about this candidate, but I LIKE HIM.
Darcy Richardson, is on paper, MUCH BETTER than O Glorious Leader, because Darcy Richardson's positions are VERY DEMOCRATIC, and REPRESENT the Democratic Party. Sadly though, because of O Glorious Leader's resources, and that in reality, it would be very tough for Darcy Richardson to get ANY support, and sadly, Darcy Richardson would lose.
Yes, I don't like O Glorious Leader, because he is NOT a Progressive, but he's better than the last regime.
I will vote for third party, in the 2012 election.
Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim, As-Salamu Alaykum to all.
ReplyDeleteGo away, idiot, you have no business being here. Besides, you have your OWN blog, don't pollute your garbage here, or I will pollute my comments on your stupid blog.
In that last picture, is she so sloshed that she doesn't know/care that her dress is sliding off her left shoulder?
ReplyDeleteOr am I just a rube who can't recognize "haute couture" when I see it?
Media Matters? Aeris is a Girl Scout?
ReplyDeleteElection Headlines 2012: America Boots the Boob and the Beard
ReplyDelete@wartburg: Yes. ;)
ReplyDeleteGuess I'm a rube too, at least by heredity. I'm a native Okie (well, maybe that makes me a rube by birth, too, lol) butT Savage Dad grew up in Iowa.
Good catch, Ant! I was so distracted by MO that I didn't even notice the floor wasn't covered except for those two little squares. They thought they were pandering to the peasants. They just didn't know the peasants were smarter than they.
ReplyDeleteThis may well be construed as racist ( what isnt ?) butt arent whites still the majority in this country....even if not by many nor for long ?
ReplyDeleteTea trolly ( where I plan to live until the election is over ) time ;)
Note to Andrea: How does too old, too ugly, and too Beltway, sound to ya?
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected butt I am willing to bet those were stretchy jeans. Also, don't mom jeans have some elastic in the waistband? I have some lower cut jeans and jeans that have the waist and the traditional waist, but I wouldn't consider the higher cut jeans mom jeans cause there's no elastic. Butt then again I am no fashionista like MA0.
ReplyDeleteAre you off your meds, Aeris Gainsborough? Your statements are nonsensical, at best.
ReplyDeleteThis racial news outlet seems oblivious to the fact that these white farmers produce the food that the diverse urban people eat. Mock the hand that feeds you, racist latino site.
ReplyDeleteI think MoochMORE would like to be called "her excellency," and no "kinda" about it.
ReplyDeleteAlly ally in free, yourself, troll.
ReplyDeleteDo you think anyone really cares what you post?
You make me yawn.
<span>Allah allah in free, yourself, troll.
ReplyDeleteDo you think anyone really cares what you post?
You make me yawn.</span>
That's the gown that she tried to haute couture up on her own by pulling down one shouder and letting it hang -- more Moo flesh is better, I guess. But the game was given away by the ugly folds that resulted on the bodice.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of late getting back today. I'm on the road and will be for the next few days. I've been in Des Moines for the last couple of days and will be headinf on to Cheyenne on Friday. I'll fill you in on my mission soon.
ReplyDeleteWhoa now little missy. You may be into your Final Fantasy, butt here, I'm the "decider" and free speech rules. Oh, yeah, and Chicago rules apply. That's why you're still here. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy bff Chickaboomer is so totally welcome to post anything she wants here in my little corner of the intertoobs.
So, let's disagree without being disagreeable, derisive or dismissive. And let’s be careful out there. 8-)
OK, we've found common ground here...ABO 2012. As the old Bedouin adage goes, “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” So, let’s be friends! At least for the purpose of ending the Obama occupation of the Big White.
ReplyDeleteWe’ll no doubt not agree on who should take up residence here next, butt I think we agree it should not be Barry. Besides, wouldn’t you be much happier complaining about an R-word in the Big White?
Oh G-D I hope so.
ReplyDeleteIf what you said means kiss of death or something like that. I do NOT want romneycare shoved down my throat. He can't win against president downgrade. No matter the leaders of the RNC say he is the most electable. HELLO, of all the races he was in he won 1!! 1!! And while there did obamacare before it was obamacare. I am suspect he doesn't even own a spine.
I got banned at a site for saying something about his purple lips. Who knew it was racist to ask why his lips are purple. I have never seen another human being with purple lips. I did see a guy with purple hands from a circulatory problem.
ReplyDeleteNothing like telling the truth, sable, even if you get banned for it.
ReplyDeleteDrive carefully on those icy roads out there in Wyoming, MOTUS, if you're driving. We don't want anything to happen to you. We would all be lost without you.
ReplyDeleteDo mirrors drive?
ReplyDeleteI think it is his implants. They are probably reacting to some of his "better living through chemicals" and forming some odd beryllium compounds, along with a few others. There are some indications that the latest ones just didn't agree with him, causing him to stutter more, etc. They were also trying to wean him away from the teleprompter with some wireless stuff, and that seemed to backfire too.
ReplyDeleteThe eyes blinking are just a sign that he is lying (also his lips moving are a sign he is lying). The tilt to one side is an involuntary action related to the amount of control being exerted over him. I think that the drugs are to try and get him to ignore that, but the handlers have overdone it a few times. He must have a bunch of amateurs punching his buttons.
For you, Aeris:
ReplyDeleteDer kluger bahalt dem saichel; der nar veist zein narishkeit.
What's funny, A.G., is that you probably have no idea how illiterate you sound.
ReplyDeleteThat gown was featured in a Daily Mail "Great Gowns of the Year" story, and a delusional dude with a French name said it was not red but orange and therefore a "courageous statement in support of Tibetan monks. Didn't you know? Everybody knows that!"
ReplyDeleteOookay.
I commented that MO is not known to take "courageous" action for the benefit of others, and that her hubby after all had sent the Dalai Lama through the WH service door, past the trash bags. And the DM not only rejected my comment but emailed me to rub it in. All I did was observe some facts, in response to an Obamanoid fantasy, and I was censored.
Still fuming.
Of course, The mirrors pick up radiant energy and that keeps the car going. That's why you should never, ever attempt to drive without rearview mirrors.
ReplyDeleteAnd that, ladies & gents, is about as plausible as the claim that Mooch's gown was orange, in "courageous" homage to Tibetan monks.
If I had purple lips, my mama would tell me it was time to come out of the water, 'cuz I was obviously cold but too stubborn to admit it :-D
ReplyDeleteCheck out that pic. No wrinkles at all on her forehead, but the "classic" lines under eyes and around nose and mouth are deep? No way. She's doin' the surgery and the fillers and Botox, and they made her up with the fake "aging" make-up for the pic so she'd look more "serious," like Maddie Albright. Bet that's an early, professional portrait, circa 2008.
ReplyDeleteAnd Mooch has added another piece of plastic to her cheek and chin implants -- now she also has that straight jaw-line like Angelina and Paris -- sure sign of a jaw implant.
Sorry. But it's so obvious! Bet Mooch had lipo and a tummy tuck, too. She's looked suspiciously slimmer around the middle this year.
I sometimes wonder if he is just a Max Headroom character when he is on TV.
ReplyDeleteBismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim, As-Salamu Alaykum to all.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you understand why I type the above, before I speak.
You have no proof that President Obama is a muslim!!! Now, do you wonder why I always start my posts with the words "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim"??? Because, if you are a muslim (I am not,) and before you speak, you are required, as a muslim, to say "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim" before a muslim speaks!!! There is not one video (unless you can get one video) that President Obama, before he speaks, President Obama says "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim".
Here is an example from one of Glenn Bleck's favourite websites, of a muslim, who says "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim", before he speaks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah18KsnupEQ (the source is from MEMRI TV)
The person says it fast, but the english translation, matches "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim".
Example two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETLcYhKTvPg
In this example, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari says "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim", then proceeds to speak in English. This clip was from 2009.
Now, here is President Obama, speaking to the UN in 2009: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBgzjbxGlX4
Well, gee, President Obama does not say, before he speaks "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim".
In conclusion, President Obama is not a muslim, but since most cancervatives, repubic party supporters think he's a muslim, and/or think that the President was born not in the USA, that is why I beginmy posts with "Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim".
"...an inch below the belly button..." Oh. They mean muffin-top territory.
ReplyDeleteProbably hasn't shown up in them because she hasn't been able to find any in lime green, canary yellow, and tangerine flower-print. Giver her time.
ReplyDeleteobama leaning to the left? I think he's nearly horizontal in that direction. (Especially after todays's speech to yet-another H.S. group sayiing he'll do whatever he damn well pleases, regardless of congressional approval or disaproval. (And the crowd cheered! Oh, how embaressing for the school and its government teachers!) :-[
ReplyDeleteThink there's something about how during tyranny, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. (And probably a terrorist act, now that obama has signed the bill to put suspects away without trial)
ReplyDeleteLimbaugh said it, but I've been thinking it for quite awhile now: Those polls are not to be trusted.
ReplyDeleteOne word. Taqqiya.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that it was an arab, not an African trait. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat implants are you referring to? Dental work or what?
ReplyDeleteI think he looks like death warmed over - white hair, orange skin, and that lean to his right? Whassupwiddat? Liver pain? Whoever let this video be broadcast should be shot.
I'd like to see that body language lady on O'Reilly look at that vid. But, I sometimes think she's in the tank for Barky. She said once of Hillary that when she put her arm across her abdomen (as in the seated "hot mess" picture above), that she was "nurturing herself". Crikey. She's covering her blubber. If she'd had a couch throw pillow, she would have held it there.
Wow...boilerplate or what? Such proper English, until the cut and paste near the end..."most cancervatives, repubic party...". Is this an overseas troll? This is the the new Dim payroll?
ReplyDeleteShe has. I have a friend that is related to the surgeon who had to do this. Right before her trip to Spain I believe it was.
ReplyDeleteThe dear princess' bro (ick), anyone surprised? http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2012/01/oregon_state_beavers_basketbal_33.html
ReplyDeleteBARF!
ReplyDeleteHave you reported us yet to Attack Watch?
ReplyDeleteHow sad. She feels compelled to "Like" her own post. We're you the lonely girl on the playground?
ReplyDeleteYuck!! What a mess! I lived south of there for years and they just WON at the Rosebowl...go Ducks! Quit crying beaver:)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the well thought out explanation, Aeris. I am guessing you also believe that Islam is the religion of peace.
ReplyDeleteThat is the gown that was too long in the bodice for her short-waisted body and too tight-fitting. It rode up, the wide "straps fell off her shoulder. She yanked the whole top of the dress to one side and let one strap stay down. Voila! An instant (unintended) fashion statement.
ReplyDeleteWe've seen the same "bodice too long and tight, riding up" before. Usually it only creates odd numbers of horizontal wrinkles in front and back.
That is the gown that was too long in the bodice for her short-waisted body and too tight-fitting. It rode up, the wide "straps fell off her shoulder. She yanked the whole top of the dress to one side and let one strap stay down. Voila! An instant (unintended) fashion statement.
ReplyDeleteWe've seen the same "bodice too long and tight, riding up" before. Usually it only creates odd numbers of horizontal wrinkles in front and back.
Let's be nice about Moo's bro. At least he works for a living. He is not a parasite, like other members of his family...
ReplyDeletewhere have i seen that mouth and nose before.....oh yeah
ReplyDeleteLittle Mo is doing most of the driving, butt we do take turns every few hours. We'll keep our wheels on the blacktop! ;) .
ReplyDeleteYou're going to Cheyenne, MOTUS? Have you been there before? Oh lordy, i just love Cheyenne and hope you'll like it, too. THere's nothing like the high plains, with all the open space and uncluttered horizons a soul could desire. I had Rocky Mountain Oysters there for the first time, and no, they don't taste like chicken. Happy Trails!
ReplyDeleteYou just described the wallpaper in my bedroom as a child (early 70s)! I wish I had a picture. Huge sunflowers and daisies in citrus colors. I'm sure Michelle would find it a must-wear.
ReplyDeleteI bet they taste like "lamb fries" though. (I just learned what those are from watching "Chopped.")
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say Mooch looks " even better" than 2008, but she does look more greasy!
ReplyDeletethe girl that checked me out at the grocery store the other night had purple hair...;-D
ReplyDeleteand it "liked" it's own post....that's a wee bit bizarre.
ReplyDelete<p>Imus Guest this morning, Jake Tapper ABC News “The Democrats Want Mitt Romney To Be The Republican Nominee”
ReplyDelete</p><p>Mr Vanilla apparently the Democrat’s favorite flavor.
</p><p>28,000 Independents participated out of 122,255 republican caucus goers, that puts republican participation in their own caucus under 100,000.00 Ron Paul came in 3rd with 21% his 3rd place win was made up of 44% Independents. The GOP really has a big problem with their base.
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They can’t see the big picture they need an excited base to vote in the General and Ron Paul’s voters are committed they will write Paul’s name in -in the general.
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Mitt Romney’s strategy of last man standing – surviving the primary by dividing the conservative base is hurting the GOP’s voter enthusiasm quotient. Barack Obama isn’t going to have a problem ginning up his base against the evil 1% that Mitt Romney will be representing. Talk about made to order political punching bag. Yes I can see why the Democrats want Romney to be the nominee.
http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2012/01/jake-tapper-democrats-want-romney-to-be.html</p>
The brain implants. The ones that help keep him under control. All the conspiracy-theory stuff about his head scars and his erratic weird behavior. I even have a good idea of which chips were implanted, and how the signals are sent and received. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteTime to go, I can hear the helicopters in the distance . . .
@ aeris -- Yawn.
ReplyDelete<span>http://sablegsd.myopenid.com/ - I was banned from Lucianne's for calling him an eggplant in Italian. It was perfectly alright there to call him a dick but somehow 'eggplant' was beyond the pale (pun intended).</span>
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I dunno - it's kinda kinky to 'like' yer own post.
ReplyDeleteYou are entitled to your own opinions MathMom, although the logic of this one entirely escapes me. Mom and children of the President of the U.S. are not expected to "work" last time I checked. Bro's offspring have vacated on Air Force 1 more than once . . . at our expense, not his. Parasite, or not? Your call.
ReplyDeleteYou are entitled to your own opinions MathMom, although the logic of this one entirely escapes me. Mom and children of the President of the U.S. are not expected to "work" last time I checked. Bro's offspring have vacated on Air Force 1 more than once . . . at our expense, not his. Parasite, or not? Your call.
ReplyDeleteYou are entitled to your own opinions MathMom, although the logic of this one entirely escapes me. Mom and children of the President of the U.S. are not expected to "work" last time I checked. Bro's offspring have vacated on Air Force 1 more than once . . . at our expense, not his. Parasite, or not? Your call.
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