Oy Vey! Jodi Kantor’s new book is coming out Tuesday and the newspaper of the adored record has already run a preview.
The long long knives that are going to be out at the GOP debate tonight will look like butter knives compared to this slice and dice.
I’m still working my way through the galley copy so I won’t be able to give you a full report until tomorrow. Butt I can tell you this: I’m glad I’m still on the road. After reading the first few chapters, I can assure you that somewhere in the Big White right now, paint is peeling off the walls and glassware is being shattered.
To say Jodi hasn’t painted one of the pretty pictures of MO that we’re accustomed to getting from our lapdogs is an understatement.
Looking lovely on the outside, butt seething beneath the surface? Jodi thinks so.
It will make yesterday’s controversy, as relayed by cub reporter Anonymouse, about the racist depiction of Lady M as Michelle Antoinette seem like child’s play. Although the tome does seem to play into the NON-racist interpretation of the meaning behind the depiction: Lady M as a model of imperialism extraordinaire.
Butt that was just intended to be a joke - as illustrated in this creatively staged-for-amusement-purposes-only pose of Lady M in her "let them eat cake" mode.
Ah tell you Miz Scarlet, life in this Big White House is hell! Pure Hell ah say.
From what I’ve read so far, Jodi seems to have taken that meme a bridge too far.
So after I finish my road trip today, I’ll try to complete my reading assignment so I can post my book report tomorrow.
Yeah, we’re all cool here. Just busy sacrificin’ on Martha’s Vineyard. Goes with the territory.
From the road, somewhere in flyover, this is MOTUS, signing off.
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer woman at a most opportune time!!!! I hope Mooooo reaps what she sows and finally gets some negative press!!!! Looking forward to your report tomorrow MOTUS, but then I look forward to your report EVERY day!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's on your mind...Delicious, simply delicious!
ReplyDeleteDelicious, simply delicious!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see your take on the Kantor book..The NYT article left me nauseous and not feeling any different than usual from them...Were they supposed to be summarizing the book? Yuck...
ReplyDeleteOne question. Looking lovely on the outside, butt seething beneath the surface? Jodi thinks so.
ReplyDeleteIs this really in the book? I await the report.
What is that Rush says about Hillary? She keeps Bill's testicles in a lockbox...let's just say mOOOOOcH isn't quite that nice. BO's manhood (and I use that term loosely) has been severed with a kitchen knife, breaded and deep fried. =-O
ReplyDeleteAs a man reading this, Sara B, all I can say is "ouch!".
ReplyDeleteI read about 3/4 of the comments of the Kantor article. We have a much bigger problem than just getting rid of Barack, I don't know how we are going to rehabilitate the thousands of folks that see Mooshelle as the second comming. I know that the optics are surely working. Jesus save me now.
ReplyDeleteTell me about it! Most of the responses made it feel like a lovefest!
ReplyDeleteBaracky Mountain Oyster!
ReplyDeleteNothing like trash with power:somebody's gonna pay.
ReplyDeleteI'm passing on this one....I'm waiting for the real juicey tell all book...if someone has the guts to write it that is...
ReplyDeleteThis is one angry black woman IMO....
Paid trolls that's why.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Rahm was fearless when it came to poking his finger in a man's chest in the congressional locker room, he probably left the WH for the safer Chicago environment in fear of the real mad-m00ch's wrath. And to steal votes for WTF2012 to get back on her (mythical) good side.
ReplyDeleteAlready denials and frantic spinning about this book coming from the WH through Carney Barker and the lapdog media. They cannot allow the real "mad-m00ch mean girl" story to gain credibility especially when they have plans to trot (galumph?) her out to boost the ratings. Look for another image enhancing photo op soon - let's see, what store can we take advantage of to get a warm and fuzzy feeling of m00ch as one of the "little people"? Which is to laugh, the thought of m00ch's butt as being of one of the "little people". Or maybe a quick trip to visit the military families that she doesn't give a crap about except when she needs a photo op? Reading another children's story, this time with some white kids? This stuff is sick but the media plays it up for their idol.
When everything always has to be massaged, photoshopped, spun, re-created, re-imaged, revised, and rewritten it needs to be asked: What's the real problem here? dingle-barry and m00ch? No - it is the 0bamazombies who vote for them, regardless of truth or reality - and the presstitutes who influence the zombies.
And what is the so-called wisdom of the Karl Rove establishment Republicans? Romney! Their desire to nominate 0bamaLite is pathetic, along with the absolutely ridiculous meme that only Romney can beat 0bama. There is no basis in fact for that assumption and it is the recipe for losing 2012. A couple of days ago I heard or read somewhere about someone proposing a Romney-McCain 2012 ticket - I hope that was some sort of an awful bad joke. That has "LOSERS" writ large all over it. With friends like that, who needs Democrats?
To quote C3PO: "We're doomed!"
Hey MOTUS, have you heard? You're a BIG WINNER in the First Annual Zilla Awards for Awesomeness in the Dextrosphere! I have a spiffy widget prize for you and everything! Keep up the great work! XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteVisit the link for the code if you want to show it off here.
LOL...WMP (wet my pants)
ReplyDeleteBarry once had manhood? Who knew.
ReplyDeleteRA - that's what I always assume. When they gush like idiots, sounding like ten years old, they are trying sound like one of us gushing. That's what they think of us, and it's a dead giveaway. The things people will do for a 100k chance to stick their hands in the taxpayer's cookie jar!!
ReplyDelete"One Angry Black Woman" - The life and times of Michelle Obama
ReplyDelete(Sub: From the little house, to the White House, to the big house, and to the out house (or mad house).)
Now, that'll be a true best-seller!
You and me both, Chris!! This is just the begining! Imagine how many folks, good folks if misguided, fell for this piece of work, and then realized their mistake, too late. We'll be hearing about bare feet, whining, bitchiness, and a lot more!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Granny Jan Jihad Kitty!! WOW. Congratulations!!!
ReplyDeleteYes! AND all of YOU here in the comments section who make hanging around at MOTUS's place so very much fun! :-D
ReplyDeleteAnd to quote Luke: "Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from."
ReplyDeleteSomeone proposed a Romney-McCain 2012 ticket? Why don't we just go with a Hitler-Stalin ticket and be done with it?
ReplyDeleteWe haven't had a POTUS or First LADY for 3 years.
ReplyDeleteMOO is an ugly-to-the-core Marxist and nouveau riche slob.
ReplyDeleteI read the article posted by Anonymouse from Yahoo. The comments were the 100% negatative. I use Yahoo's base as a sounding ground as they have neiher a right or left wing agenda. I know the NYTimes readers are biased and still believe their messiah walks on water. But mainstream people seem to hate them - so comforting and supports the presumption by many that the polls are rigged.
ReplyDeleteThose NYT comments celebrate her as some kind of Amazon heroine while demeaning her feckless, impotent husband who just happens to be president. Almot to a man (or woman) they opine that it is she who should be president - that he is weak. While she is basking in all that adulation, the same commenters are delivering major hits to him - in the NYT!
ReplyDeleteThose NYT comments celebrate her as some kind of Amazon heroine while demeaning her feckless, impotent husband who just happens to be president. Almot to a man (or woman) they opine that it is she who should be president - that he is weak. While she is basking in all that adulation, the same commenters are delivering major hits to him - in the NYT!
ReplyDeleteFinally, a tome that tells the truth about what a BITCH on wheels this arrogant bimbo REALLY is! Of course we know SHE IS THE REASON why everything is going to hell, and everyone leaves the WH, aka known as HELL! =-O
ReplyDeleteI bet the cow will really have a double cow, now that this is coming out! I wouldn't want to be withing 1000 miles of the hag when this Sh*t hits the fan. I bet she'll go running off on another vacation! 8-)
Is the President looped in this video yesterday? He clearly has nothing to talk about
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6YgVcLv35U&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Also, we didn't see much of these photos while in Hawaii. If you look close SHE is in one but not looking to fab
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/04/president-barack-obama-football-hawaii/
Hey great...we have a title!! Perhaps we could talk MOTUS into writing that best seller...
ReplyDeleteShe wreaks of of class A bitch...Other women can usually tell...
ReplyDeleteAnd Michelle ate them! sorry, it had to be said :)
ReplyDeleteHey Bunni, come over to my place when you get a chance, because you won a special Zilla Award too! :-D
ReplyDeleteI totally agree butt what can you expect when he went to that racist Marxist church for years...
ReplyDelete<span>I totally agree butt what can you expect when she went to that racist Marxist church for years...</span>
ReplyDeleteCongrats to MOTUS and Granny Jan...two giants of the internet! :-D
ReplyDeleteThese are some great Awards, much deserved, all! Thank you SO much, Zilla, for including me in the "cuteness" Category! I also must thank Darling Kittehkins, who is SUPER CUTE.
ReplyDeletethe only thing moo will be remembered for is showing off that body of hers.
ReplyDeleteBunni congrats to you!! :-D
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of trolls, there is an unimaginative, nasty one named Bob over on Newsbusters today whining about their criticism of Mooch. What kind of name is Bob for an uneducated liberal?!
ReplyDeleteWow! This little tidbit from Doug Ross' site: "The then-press secretary Robert Gibbs was apparently often dispatched to placate Mrs Obama when limits were put on the amount she could spend on clothes or White House redecoration, as well as to explain why she could not take private holiday while on state visits." --<span>Raf Sanchez</span>
ReplyDeleteQuestion - who put any limits on her clothes buget that I estimate to be about $750,00 a year?
Zilla! Thank you so much! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
ReplyDeleteI couldn't be more honored. Unfortunately I'm traveling through snowy roads and truck stop wifi is all I've got going today, so will more graciously accept the honor later.
:* :* :*
Laura Bush said she had to pay for her own clothes and haircare.
ReplyDeleteYes, for years children will have nightmares from being exposed to Bendover MOO's Moobs.
ReplyDeleteChildren exposed to Bendover MOO's moobs will have nightmares for years.
ReplyDeleteShe wreaks bitchiness....other women can always tell...
ReplyDeleteI'll keep it warm for you, MOTUS, have a safe trip!
ReplyDeleteOne new tell all/show all:
ReplyDelete"The Audacity of MOOPs", a photo journey of the Woman Who Thought She was Beautiful, by Randomly Housing, including hitherto unseen photo moments of her royal highness screaming at the pedicurist, the hand waxer, the baker, the interior decorator, the tailor, the president, and the dog, all at once!
And looked ten times better, though twenty years older!
ReplyDeleteSorry to go OT butt, I am so proud of my beloved North Dakota State University Bison Football team who just won the FCS Championship game in Frisco, TX!!! GO BISON!!
ReplyDeleteit never showed better then the pic of laura bush and mooshelle next to each other.laura elegant and classilly dressed and mooshelle coming off the plane in her hoochie mama shorts and tshirt with no bra on.
ReplyDeleteAnd they STILL don't caste like chicken, HAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!! And they STILL don't taste like chicken!
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, is that truck stop wifi anything like their biscuits and gravy?
ReplyDeleteYou know I'm kind of kidding, don't you. BUTT I'm the won with the cell phone that has a rotary dial. :-P
Exactly....every time mooch dresses like that it's like giving America a great big middle finger! Passive aggressive doesn't begin to cover it. :'(
ReplyDeleteI did the same thing, Miss M. I said to myself, "Don't click the NYTimes link...don't do it...but then I did...then I read the comments...now I feel sick." One of my favorites was the woman saying, 'Democrat women are so strong, independent,,blah,blah,blah..' Hmmm.well, Michelle is where she is now by hitching her wagon to a Marxist puppet for the 'global/punish America' crowd, who groomed him from the start, hid his true nature (and records), pushed the 'it's our turn' minority vote and cheerleaded all the way. Bachmann and Palin on the other hand....oh, wait..they are scum of the Earth, stupid bimbos, and deserve every ounce of vitriol thrown at them. Did I ever mention how much I loathe 'progressives'.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone that reads the NYTimes comments, go immediately to Anonymouse's link and read those comments...it's a remedy. Most people get it. And cheers to that one black, male commenter on the first page as of now...certainly a smart man that has escaped the liberal plantation. Surely, the world is unjust, for Al Sharpton has his own show and this man doesn't.
Don't forget she can also do the DOUGIE real fine. And she plays hopscotch well. And kickball. And of course, JUMPING JACKS. Gack. And. Spit.
ReplyDeleteI bet MOO! has someone's fortune invested in wighats.
ReplyDeleteI bet MOO! has someone's fortune invested in wighats.
ReplyDeleteWHAT!!?? If that happens, I'll start the damn third party myself.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'd like one of those! You can feel the number if you can't find your glasses. Which is always :-[
ReplyDeleteOh yes..and a sub chapter on her secret pie eating contests....with herself, in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteBettyann, you run for president, and I'll be for the vice-president. We'll sweep all the conservatives and moderates by running on a platform of reduced taxes, reduced government, and reduced regulations. Our motto will be "Age and Treachery will always win over Youth and Inexperience". We will admit, up front, that we have horrible things in our past, but we have repented of our actions and will not do those things anymore. We'll call our party The Constitutional Party for Freedom and Prosperity. Eh? What you think?
ReplyDeleteOh, and we will promise to never ever try to control anyone's light bulbs or food choices. And we will promise to never wear any clothes that reveal our arms, bosoms, or bare legs.
Hand waxer ? This is flown in from Chicago , right ?maybe some day this person will get to do the groody arm pits ???good thing the book is not scratch and sniff.
ReplyDeleteButt the book could be vodka infused .....
ReplyDeleteA few highlights from the review and my comments.
ReplyDelete"She ultimately decided to go to Washington immediately, not because of the obligations of office, but because of “wanting her family to be together,” Ms. Jarrett said."
Their being tog wasn't such a key point when The One was in Washington, D.C, all week pretending to be Senator, while The Wife and The Princesses were in Chicago.
"As the first African-American first lady, she wanted everything to be flawless and sophisticated; she felt “everyone was waiting for a black woman to make a mistake,” a former aide said."
What a racist MoochMORE is -- and how bizarre did her concept of flawless and sophisticated prove to be! Very much like ghetto glam.
"She also told her own advisers that she wanted a more central role in communicating the administration’s message; the West Wing failed to consider how she fit in with her husband’s broader narrative, she protested."
LOLOLOL and then she took a trip to Spain.
"Mr. Gibbs asked her aides to find out if she had said anything even close [saying that being FLOTUS was hell] (no, the answer came back), and then fought the story back for hours, having the book translated and convincing the Élysée Palace to issue a denial. By noon the potential crisis had been averted."
Yeah, like we believe the First Lady of France LIED -- lol.
"If her husband wasn’t connecting with audiences, she would win them over with vibrant speeches."
Which made some audiences lose weight by puking.
"Mrs. Obama gave a party for his 50th birthday, warning guests not to leave early and delivering a stemwinder of a toast in praise of her husband."
Kind of telling that she had to warn people not to leave early ....
Look at this great comment!
ReplyDelete"People ought not to identify Michelle Obama w/Marie Antoinette; it's not apt. She's much more like Eva Peron than Marie Antoinette."
I wonder..........
ReplyDeleteare Mooch's wighats made from farmed human hair from others,
or does she have them made with her own excess body hair?
Not that this would ever happen, butt I would love to read Kitty Kelley's take on Michelle.
ReplyDeleteOh, MOTUS, this is just AWESOME! More Awards!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd nobody deserves it more!
We are not WORTHY!!!!!!!!!
If you can promise that the "First Dudes" won't need 24 Handmaidens I'll vote for ya'll in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteGood comment, AM. As far as my first-vice-dude, he is VERY low maintenance. Matter of fact, after people see how he dresses himself, they will BEG to have someone hired to take care of his wardrobe. hehe.
ReplyDeleteUh, of course, that probably applies to me, also. I bet that a bunch of men would chip in together to donate money for my wardrobe to be . . renovated. It isn't that it doesn't cover me modestly, but that it is mostly denim, pants and shirts. That is why bettyann needs to have top billing, because without-a-doubt she has better taste in clothes than I do. On a scale from 1 to 10, my fashion sense is about a negative 3. And that is after all I have learned from coming to this site and seeing the comments.
Marie Antoinette, for all it was worth, was true royalty (she was a daughter of Empress Maria Theresa), while Eva Peron was just a wanna-be who hitched her wagon to Juan Peron's star. So that would be more appropo. especially since Evita lived extravagantly while claiming that she was with the Descamisados (Shirtless Ones).
ReplyDeleteScratch and sniff! LOL and eeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll wait for the movie with Tyler Perry in the starring role of MOOPS.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, congrats on another well-deserved award!
ReplyDeleteBunni, Granny Jan, & Adrienne are to be applauded, too, for their awards showcasing their special talents. Kudos!
As for the tell-all (tell-a-little?) expose, I predict that, in an effort to redeem herself Michelle will offer to donate a kidney. She will then call up Robert Gibbs and tell him he's going to be getting a double nephrectomy. (You didn't expect her to donate her own kidney, did you?)
I just want to ride my motorcycle up some liberal ass.
ReplyDeleteTHAT was a great visual image for us, bettyann ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you Portia, you're a sweetheart!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny about the kidney! Mooch coudn't donate her own, even IF she wanted to. They are ruined from all the boozing it up she does. I bet Gibby has gone into hiding by now. If anyone would fulfill the urban ledgend of cutting out peoples organs, moochmore would.
Anonna, LOVE your commentary on the comments! :-D
ReplyDeleteUpon hearing about this book, my thought was 'it's about time.' This one will be the tip of the iceberg compared to what will come after they are booted out of D.C.
ReplyDeleteNo one can be that phony, and that self absorbed without stepping on a lot of toes.
Is she that way 'cos she went to the racist church, or did she go to the racist church 'cos she's that way?
ReplyDeleteAlso -- I recall Roseanne saying she and what's-his-name were everybody's worst nightmare -- white trash with money. I sense a similarity here, with only one major difference. Since no one uncouthly says "black trash with money," guess the proper description might be "ghetto trash with money." Or maybe, to leave out description completely, just "grifters with money."
Would make a great poster and beats the hell out of that hopey-changey socialist artiwork put out for obama. By the way, you have my vote, too. Can I be Secretary of Education so I can return it to basics, fire all the useless administrators, privatize, and then dismantle the Dept?,
ReplyDelete...or a Speaker of the House.
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