Sure and begorrah! Just like they have for the past 3 years, the little Irish leprechauns showed up to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day at the Big White.
Unfortunately the Irish Prime Minister and his little woman had a better invitation for March 17, and the Wons have been busy raising money ever since, so last night was the earliest they could all get together to throw back a wee dram (I said dram, not gram).
The best gift of all was the special certificate that the PM presented to Big Guy:
Visiting Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny presented the president with an official certificate of Irish heritage noting, “These are very rare. As rare as the man himself.”
Yeah, right; that’s why 80% of Americans are Irish on St. Patrick’s Day.
Anyway, I know you’d prefer to see pictures of the dress Lady M wore to the Big Apple fundraiser on Monday, so here they are: on the left, below, our in-between the Late Night taping frock and our party frock and to your right, the Hollywood-style glam dress we wore for our stump speech to the glitterati. It combined several of our signature details: it was black, shiny, sleeveless with a plunging neckline. As you can tell by the man behind her, it was quite riveting.:
Wow! We didn’t even spend the night in the Big Apple and it still required 3 wardrobe changes – complete with shoes! It’s a good thing we fly on Air Force Won Too because they don’t let you take that much luggage on regular airlines anymore.
As stunning as Lady M looked - and she did look stunning:
There are always people around who just have to show you up: immediate case: Beyoncé.
Can you even believe this little tart? Wearing a Victoria Beckham that zips up AND down!
And how about those blue claws?
As you can clearly see, she’s maintained her trademark boo-tay, butt check out that flat stomach - only 2 months after having Baby Blue! It makes you wonder about those rumors that were floating around while Beyoncé was “pregnant” doesn’t it?
During the "Single Ladies" singer's pregnancy, rumors surfaced that she was actually using a surrogate and had been padding her stomach for the paparazzi’s sake.
The singer's growing baby bump inexplicably "collapsed" during an interview with Australian talk show "Sunday Night HD," causing the media the buzz about the allegedly fake baby bump.
I don’t know what to think; she did take over a whole hospital floor when “Baby Blue Ivy” was born. On the other hand, as I pointed out yesterday, celebrities do seem inclined to have surrogates carry the load for them.
Anyway, here are a few more attendees arriving to pay tribute to Big Guy and Lady M:
Your host and hostess, Robert De Niro and Grace Hightower: and Gracie looks great too - having just had her baby delivered a few months ago too!
The Jones girls, January left, Star, right, and Beyoncé's Mom, Tina Knowles arrive
Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman: and they say money can’t buy you love
Other news of critical importance:
In record low turnout (only the living are allowed to vote in the R-word primary and then, only once), voters in Illinois - site of the 671st Republican primary of the year – gave the win to Romney yesterday. Rick Santorum spent about an hour at the mic, in front of the camera, acting like he was the winner; and Newt made it clear that he’s not quitting until he runs out of other people’s money.
Meanwhile, the politically correct silly-season officially commenced with Tom Hanks - for reasons that remain mysterious to me - apologizing for something he didn’t actually do 8 years ago. Also of note: Robert De Niro issued a statement that wasn’t exactly an apology for something he did do – even though it was just a stupid joke by a stupid actor. Normally Bobby’s inane comment wouldn’t have been even a blip on the radar, butt the Newtster decided to take advantage of the assemblage of MSM covering the Illinois primary to express his moral outrage. He just wanted to remind everybody about the number one rule of politics: live by the sword, die by the sword. We could all learn a thing or two from the Professor.
Curiously, this simple and completely self explanatory rule - at least with respect to liberal swashbucklers - has been suspended for the past few decades.
Unclear at this juncture exactly what precipitated this sea change.
Butt I hear rumors.
What do you say? Let’s put that Fairness Doctrine in effect ourselves.