Tuesday, September 25, 2012

"I've been told I'm just eye candy here."

I think Brit Hume’s tweet, following the Seattle Seahawk’s win over the Green Bay Packers on a blown call in the Monday night game, was uncalled for (and racist):

brit hume ref call tweet

Did Mr. Hume not get the memo yesterday? Big Guy’s Job Number One is not JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!, ensuring fiscal responsibility or even foreign relations (I know, that last one surprised me too). He’s been officially self-promoted to the “eye candy” job.

bomo view2

I sure hope nobody tells Lady M, she still thinks that’s her job.

mo eye candyOh my, you do look stunning in that Speedo!

I guess he’s just acknowledging what many people have secretly suspected from the start: he’s sweet.

         incomingaint no flies on meain't no flies on me

And that’s a sure way to catch 'yerself some flies.

Butt come on, seriously, does this sound like the oratory of “eye candy” to you?

"I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless.

"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation . . . "

It does? Well then, why hasn’t anyone realized it until now?

Maybe it’s because of this.

Or this:

Yesterday we saw the undecided voters, today, we hear from those who have decided. Warning: this one’s NOT a SNL skit.

Wow! The real decided voters are actually scarier than the fake undecided voters. Only in America. Butt don’t blame the teachers unions. They’re just dupes, along with their students.

Butt back to our Nobel Peace Prize winner: Big Guy will be at the UN today, delivering a scathing read speech directed at film makers around the world the roots of Muslim rage (that would be free speech).

"There is no video that justifies an attack on an embassy. There is no slander that provides an excuse for people to burn a restaurant in Lebanon, or destroy a school in Tunis, or cause death and destruction in Pakistan."

Boy, that harsh condemnation is really going out on an election-year limb. You tell ‘em Big Guy! And while you’re there don’t forget to give Ahmadinejad a shout out for his plausible denial of the holocaust yesterday.

OBAMA_PointYou ‘da man, Mahmoud!

It’s really too bad BO was busy taping the View with the ladies who ogle, and couldn’t be there to hear Mahmoud’s speech in person. Had he been, I’m sure he would have given our delegation permission to walk out too. Because after all, Mahmoud was dissing “one of our best allies in the region.”

MIDEAST-ISRAEL-LIKUD"The world tells Israel 'wait, there's still time'. And I say, 'Wait for what? Wait until when?'"

Wait Bibi. Wait for the “eye candy” - blocking out all that noise - to speak softly to the Arab street.

 see hear speakSee no, hear no, speak no evil. Is that racist?

while they gather up all their big sticks.


Of course, that might result in “noise” that even the biggest hunk of eye candy on the planet won’t be able to ignore. It might even end our sugar high!

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