Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Hey Obama! Orwell called. He wants 1984 back.

Between tapings and fundraisers on Tuesday, Big Guy found time to go to the UN to condemn THE MOVIE that he blamed for Ambassador Steven’s death before he voted against blaming it. Unclear what his current position is.

bo un assembly2'Who controls the past' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.' 1984

BO condemned THE MOVIE that wasn’t responsible for the embassy burning and murders by using his unique oratorical skill (i.e.,TOTUS) and employing one of his most affective stylistic flourishes: making it all about him:

“Like me, the majority of Americans are Christian, [ed., news to Madonna, who like many others believe him to be a “Black Muslim”] and yet we do not ban blasphemy against our most sacred beliefs," he said.

"As President of our country, and Commander-in-Chief of our military, I accept that people are going to call me awful things every day, and I will always defend their right to do so. Americans have fought and died around the globe to protect the right of all people to express their views--even views that we profoundly disagree with.

bo bows to empty chairBig Guy is introduced to his personal empty chair at the UN General Assembly

“But in 2012, at a time when anyone with a cell phone can spread offensive views around the world with the click of a button, the notion that we can control the flow of information is obsolete.”

102109_obama_media-500x375Right: not enough to control content, now we have to control the polling too

Oh! And you’ll be pleased to know that since she was already in New York for other important matters, Lady M went to listen to BO’s big read speech.

mo un2She was enraptured, just like the other ladies. At least the ones who remained awake.

Nearly everyone was impressed with Big Guy’s words to the delegation:

Was6920077 And now ladies and gentlemen, a few words from President Barack Hussein Obama’s empty chair!

Following the UN read speech, Big Guy again didn’t have time to meet with any of the world’s leaders as he had a prior commitment to appear at the Clinton Global Initiative to give another impassioned read speech. (Surely you didn’t think Big Dawg’s glowing nomination speech at the DNC came without strings? “Quid pro quo” is Bill’s middle name.)

bill bo clinton initativeWell look who’s here folks!

The central theme of BO’s CGI read speech revolved around the condemnation of human trafficking. What? Seriously? I’m not in favor of human trafficking or anything, butt seriously? This is the most critical topic in the world today? I guess I better start reading the New York Times more thoroughly, because I still thought it was Global Warming.

Meanwhile, back at the UN today, Ahmadinejad is expected to call for a New World Order. Guess he didn’t get the memo either. We’ve already got a New World Order, Mahmoud: get on board, bubbie.

With Big Bro and his empty chair looking at you, looking back at him looking at you – you can rest assured, “We are on correct path comrades”  (h/t Veretino)

Was6920077"The past was dead, the future was unimaginable."  1984


breitbart_store_bug_color“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” 1984

Update: Oops!

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