Wow! Embassies are burning across the Middle East, butt don’t worry; we will not be distracted from our primary mission:
And as I understand it there are a couple of major initiatives under way to ensure we achieve our goal. One will be held on Tuesday at Jay-Z’s nightclub in Manhattan; and Jay-Z will be there! Along with Beyoncé, who has always been a “big fan” of BO and MO’s. BiBi was not invited as it’s really an event exclusively for mutual fan club members. (I’m sure you all remember how Lady M – big fan of Beyoncé – helped promote her hit single “Get me bodied” by using it in her own No Child’s Fat Behind platform.)
Anyway, like many of you, I got a personal invitation to buy a raffle ticket in order to attend this spectacular event in person . According to the Washington Post, some people can get into the pool for as little as $5. Butt I must have been promoted to the upper quintile of the 99% because she wants $15 or more from me. Although, it’s still a good deal, because it’s normally worth $40,000 (plus shipping and handling).
I usually don't email you -- but I have an amazing invitation I have to share.
No purchase, payment, or contribution necessary to enter or win. Contributing will not improve chances of winning. Void where prohibited. Entries must be received by September 13th, 2012. You may enter by contributing to Obama for America here, or click here to enter without contributing. One (1) winner will receive the following prize package: round-trip tickets for winner and a guest from within the fifty U.S. States, DC, or Puerto Rico to a destination to be determined by Sponsor; hotel accommodations; tickets for winner and a guest to an event of Sponsor; and the opportunity to meet with President Obama, Jay-Z and Beyonce at such event (approximate retail value of all prizes $1,600). Odds of winning depend on number of entries received. Promotion open only to U.S. citizens, or lawful permanent U.S. residents who are legal residents of 50 United States, District of Columbia and Puerto Rico and 18 or older (or age of majority under applicable law). Promotion subject to Official Rules and additional restrictions on eligibility. Sponsor: Obama for America, 130 E. Randolph St., Chicago, IL 60601.
Contributions or gifts to Obama for America are not tax deductible
I hate to interrupt this commercial for an important message, butt I see that “insurgents” have just scaled the wall of our Tunisian embassy and have set it on fire, a KFC was torched in Lebanon (luckily, Lebanon does not have that Chick-fil-A phenomenon) and the German embassy in the Sudan has also been set afire.
Boy, I think there may be a lot of people around the world today waking up to ask themselves “Are we better off today with America leading from behind than we were when the cowboy was leading from the front?”
“After a century of American leadership, Obama decided it was someone else’s turn.”