Big Guy’s holed up at a five-star waterfront resort in Virginia to cram for his “debate” with Candy Crowley on Tuesday.
Obama aides said the president was clear-eyed about the need to have a better showing in his second debate with Romney. After a listless first performance, Obama was focused on delivering more pointed and aggressive responses.
Other players include Anita “Mao is my Lord and Savior” Dunn.
She’s playing the part of Candy “Romney/Ryan is some kind of Republican death wish” Crowley.
They don’t look anything alike butt they both worship totalitarian dictators.
Calling Professor Jacobson: I think I’ve been libeled(?) or slandered(?)! Help!
So that sounds about right. Unfortunately John Kerry is still reporting for duty despite being responsible for BO’s “listless” (as the SRM likes to call it) performance in the first debate.
Seriously, he should have known that when working with a mind as brilliant and lithe as Big Guy’s you have to go the extra mile to engage and
entertain challenge him.
Otherwise you run the risk of making homework seem like a “drag.”
Butt obviously both BO and Big John have learned a lot since the last debate because Big Guy reports that prep is “going great” this time. And he still found time to drop in on the local campaign office to deliver a few pizzas,
make a few robo-calls:
There’s really only one problem: the longer this drags out the more Mitt’s beginning to look younger.
Even in the rain.
While Big Guy is beginning to look more like, well, an aging pizza guy:
And a none-too-talented robo-caller.
Butt let’s focus on some exciting non-political news for a change: did you see that Felix Baumgarter went where no man has ever gone before?
That’s right, right off Big Guy’s fiscal cliff and into the abyss: Fortunately he survived.
It’s giving me new HOPE: maybe we will too.