Have you seen the reports about the Chinese army being behind hundreds of cyber attacks on U.S. targets? Well, I’m here to tell you it’s true.
Just last night my own hard drive was infiltrated and as a result my copyrighted image of Lady M on the Aspen slopes maliciously showed up on the worldwide innertubes early this morning:
I know it was a hack job because I worked on it all afternoon after receiving a special request from SB to get Lady M to pose on the bunny hill in Rosa DeLauro’s capital steps outfit. I personally spent hours trying to “right-size” the anorexic Rosa’s frock to fit Lady M’s more…er, athletic, frame only to have it snitched overnight by evil doers.
It’s pretty scary when the Red Army is able to hack right through the super-secret firewall Raj installed in my circuitry: even Big Guy’s super-sleuths haven’t been able to do that.
I tell you this is a serious threat. If the Red Army is hacking into our energy, financial and military computer systems, they could cause a lot of havoc: maybe even a breakdown in society. Probably not the best time to implement a 40% cut in our defense department. Butt it does explain all that ammo the government is buying up.
Seriously, can you even imagine the type of havoc the Chi-Coms could launch once they gain access to our most secret files?
The Belgians and the French will laugh at us. Not to mention the Russians.
Anyway, since “the most transparent administration in history” locked the media out of photo ops and reporting on the actual weekend events at the Floridian, a secluded and exclusive yacht and golf club on Florida's Treasure Coast, with this dismissive, almost derisive, excuse:
“…White House officials have explained, there is no reason for the pool to track the president’s activities or to know who he is spending time with on a personal vacation.”
I’ve taken it on myself to present a reenactment of Big Guy’s weekend golf game with Tiger:
Oh, and I nearly forgot - Reggie was on hand to caddy.