Saturday, May 18, 2013

Addition in the Age of Obama (subtraction, not so much)

The Wons took a little break from Scandals ‘R Us to visit ground zero of the future of the Democratic party: schools.

Lady M went to college to get a new law degree (in case she needs one again someday).

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Michelle Obama Gives Speech Bowie State University KdPdJI4a9SZl“I’d like to thank the Academy for this great honor; all my great fans – without all you little people I wouldn’t be here today!”

…and Big Guy went to elementary school where he quizzed future Democrats on basic math skills: 

168945576“If I give you 1 community organizer, 2 banks and 3 grocery stores, how much money can you shakedown for Acorn?”

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And he consoled a youngster who was having a little trouble calculating 2 minus 1 by telling her that “subtraction is tougher than addition.” Not that addition is all that easy in the Age of Obama either:

2 plus 2

It’s just that addition is more important than subtraction in the Age of Obama budgeting, as we don’t ever really take anything away from anybody anyhow.

2012 MASTER GFX TEMPLATE“Tax Increases” equals “addition” – for those of you educated in public schools.

I’ll provide a complete tutorial on the importance of addition and the irrelevance of subtraction in the Age of Obama math at a later date.

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“Don’t worry, honey, if you keep up the good work, you, too, can grow up to be president some day. Or at least a high level IRS official.”

 irs not good at math

Besides, I think we’re going to stop teaching math in public school altogether pretty soon.

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