Did you hear about the movie they’re making about Big Guy’s old Secretary? They haven’t settled on a name for it just yet; “Rodham” was under consideration until someone worried it might be confused with the other Secretary of State serving alongside Hill.
“A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Koran” was briefly considered, butt rejected for its blatant religious overtones.
The working title for now is “The Godmother.”
Actresses currently being considered to play the part of Hillary, any of whom would be fine:
Butt I’d like to hit the Hillary reset button,
and broaden the search, so to speak. What’s wrong with Barbra Streisand?
She’s already done the early Hillary:
and I think she could easily handle the old Hillary:
And why not Lady Gaga?
Or Rebecca De Mornay? She does a pretty good Hill:
And no need to be America-centric here; Emmanuelle Riva could likewise fill the bill, so to speak. So what if she’s 83? We don’t discriminate on the basis of age.
And come to think of it, we don’t discriminate based on sex either. Why not Billy Chrystal?
Or Bobby Redford? He was born to play an old lesbian.
Wait - I think you want to see the full length shot of this:
There are so many others likewise talented and capable butt, heh, again, here are the current top contenders: Scarlett, Amanda, Reese, and Jessica.
Scarlet is in the lead simply because I think Hills has an affinity with the original Scarlett character – Scarlett O’Hara. If she hadn’t already been named after Sir Edmund Hillary she would have been called “Scarlett.” Butt with any of these beauties the movie is guaranteed to win an Oscar...for “Best Makeup Artist”... (h/t: Rush...he won’t h/t: MOTUS when he uses my stuff, butt I’m bigger than that).
Scarlett: As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
And frankly, at this point, what difference does it make? Frankly, the lady doesn’t give a damn.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network