Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Exclusive Premiere: “Amateur: the Musical”

Before I get into today’s musical interlude, here are a few more details that have leaked out regarding the deal between Lucifer and Beelzebub Bubba and BO. They met at Andrews Air Force Base to hammer out the terms.

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Bubba agreed to give a gang-banger speech at the Democratic Convention and campaign for Big Guy, telling everyone who wasn’t already going to vote for BO that he was the best thing since sliced white bread - or at least since the Coming of Clinton.

In return, Bubba would get to name the next chairman of the DNC, and the lovely Hill would receive the full faith and credit of the U.S. President in her 2016 run.

How’s that working out so far?

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“Look you two little twits, I invented the Big White Lie Machine”

Well, Big Guy Won, Debbie is still DNC chair, and Big Guy refused to take Bubba’s calls following the election. That is, until Ax-man reminded him what happened to previous “Friends of Bill” who went rogue.

Adjustments were quickly made; Hill’s retirement dinner was hastily scheduled at the Big White (Lady M was unavailable on such short notice), the TV endorsement booked; and then Big Guy Moved On.Org. Deal. Done. Or so he thought. Amateur.

Unfortunately, somebody leaked details of this Faustian deal to Ed Klein; in a brown envelope with no return address and no fingerprints.

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So, there you have it, on deep background, all the information you need in order to enjoy my latest production of “Amateur: the Musical.”  Let’s have a little traveling music, please (click on player):


“Nobody Does It Better”: Carly Simon


Nobody does it better


Makes me feel sad for the rest

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Nobody does it half as good as you


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Baby, you're the best


I wasn't lookin', but somehow you found me



I tried to hide from your love light

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But like heaven above me, the spy who loved me
Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight


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And nobody does it better

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Though sometimes I wish someone could


Nobody does it quite the way you do

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Why'd you have to be so good?

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The way that you hold me whenever you hold me



There's some kind of magic inside you


That keeps me from runnin', but just keep it comin'


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How'd you learn to do the things you do?


And nobody does it better


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Makes me feel sad for the rest



Nobody does it half as good as you


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Baby, baby
Darling, you're the best


Baby, you're the best

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Baby, you're the best



Pimping Out  America since 1992 


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