Just as 9/11 was fundamentally transformed from a Day of Remembrance to a Day of Service, the Wons are pleased to announce that as of this year Thanksgiving has been fundamentally transformed as well. No longer just a simple day to give thanks to the Almighty for His bountiful graces, from now on it will be a day to acknowledge your almighty government for the same things.
In his Thanksgiving email missive, David Plouffe reminds us all to be grateful for the vast spread of food stamps
and Lady M reminds us of the value of government propaganda to advance your agenda. In a complimentary initiative, one of our NGO’s (“non-government” organization), Organizing For America, reminds everyone to do their best this Thanksgiving to convert their Obamacare denier friends and relatives to Obots and jump aboard the O-train. Just remember, once you have them under your spell, they will have to wait till tomorrow to actually sign up: the non-functioning Healthcare.gov call centers are not open on Thanksgiving day, not even after 6:00 PM. So they’ll have to wait for Black Friday. Can I say that?
Therefore, as you go about preparing your Thanksgiving feast this year, remember: we are no longer celebrating the imperial white man’s colonization of the Native Americans’ land. After all who would want to commemorate an event that left nothing but a trail of death, destruction, small pox, gun violence and substance abuse in its wake? Instead, try to keep your focus on civic minded activities, like community organizing for action. And what better way to do that than to spread the good word of Obamacare to your friends and relatives? Plus, proselytizing sure works up a good appetite!
So if, like MOTUS, are unable to be there in person for your family’s annual Thanksgiving gathering, butt still wish to participate in the OFA propaganda campaign, perhaps you can just cut and past a copy of MOTUS’ email to send along to your loved ones. That way they’ll know you’re thinking of them and don’t want them to miss out on the opportunity to get signed up for Obamacare .
Dear Friends and Family:
Now that Thanksgiving is even more important than ever, I'm sorry I won't be there with you to facilitate "The Talk"
I'm sure you’re all capable of complying with this directive enthusiastically without further training, butt if you are having trouble getting the ball rolling, here are some official talking points handed down from The Regime:
Just be sure that you’ve brought all the required materials:
Have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
P.S. "We are on correct path, comrades" (h/t: vereteno)
Indeed: Happy Thanksgiving to one and all! And remember, we shall prevail.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network