Tuesday, April 1, 2014

How Do You Spell Success?

Wow! Apparently this wasn’t a warning, butt a threat:

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And it proved to be very effective, leading to a last minute surge in signups for Obamacare. So, can we now label the campaign successful? That depends on how you spell success. 

For Joey B, success is spelled by snagging a Clinque Skincare sponsorship

And the glowing, radiant skin is just a bonus!

Lady M spells success as government subsidized veterinarian care to neuter any strays that might wander into your life:

mo little bo and sunnyO/T, butt – sleeveless? With over the knee suede boots?

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The Resident Really Big Brains (RRBB) spell success as blowing up the entire American Healthcare System in order to get 7 million Americans signed up for insurance under Obamacare by the March 31 deadline! Of course 6 of those 7 million already had a private healthcare policy they liked butt couldn’t keep.

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The RRBB also gave themselves extra credit points toward “success” for expanding Medicaid to include an additional 9 million people (just pay extra processing and handling). Although we also don’t know how many of those enrollees previously had a policy that they liked, could afford, butt couldn’t keep.

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Nor do we know how many of the Medicaid enrollees have been counted twice. And then there’s the matter of the 1-2 million people who’ve “enrolled” butt are part of the “10-20%” who, oh by-the-way, haven’t paid for their policies yet.

131025_Brobamacare_jpg_CROP_promo-medium2Yo! I’ll pay you after I settle my bar bill, dude.

So the real answer is we don’t actually know what “success” looks like yet, butt we’ll know it when we see it.

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So, how do you spell success? Go ahead, give it your best shot.

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After all it’s April Fool’s Day.

Dyslexic in OhioBO and the Ohio State Dyslexic Club attempt to spell O-H-I-O

 

Can we really trust a man who can’t spell  either “Ohio” or “Respect” to spell “Success” when it comes to your healthcare?

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