Wednesday, March 16, 2016

More Sugar!

The votes are (mostly) in , the speeches are (thankfully) over and the fight continues. A few observations.

Ohio: okay, we get it – you love your guy.  To you I make this promise:  If you like your governor, you can keep your governor.

kasich under confetti2Celebrate like it’s 1999 John!

I think we can finally lay to rest the precept that no Republican has ever won their party’s nomination without winning Ohio.

On Hillary’s impressive sweep of Florida and Ohio: apparently you can out-socialize a socialist! Here’s her latest plan to Make Amerika Great Again:, slightly paraphrased: “Hey, how about we kill all of your coal and fossil fuel jobs and replace them with government welfare! And solar!”

Her acceptance speech was a classic Progressive call for “More Sugar” - delivered with all of her standard acidic charm: ( I know it’s hard, butt please stick through to the end for the sugar.)

“So Take Off Your Shoes!”

“And young people across America struggling under the weight of student debt find it difficult to imagine the futures they want. And they deserve a president who will help relieve them of that burden and help future generations go to college without borrowing a dime for tuition.

And grandparents who worry about retirement deserve a president who will protect and then expand social security for those who need it most, not cut or privatize it.

Families deserve a president who will fight for the things that are our priorities at home but too often aren't priorities in Washington: affordable child care, paid family leave, and, something we have waited for long enough, equal pay for equal work for women.”

I can’t help it: I hear Hillary’s shrill voice full of hollow promises and all I can think of is this Firesign Theatre bit from Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand me the Pliers

"Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead! Shoes for Industry!”

HI! I'm Joe Beats.

Say, what chance does a deceased returning war veteran have for that good payin' job, more sugar, and that free mule we've all been dreaming of?

Now take off your shoes.

Now you can see how increased spending opportunities, mean harder work for everyone, and more of it, too! So, do yourself a favor, Joe. Join with millions of your friends and neighbors, and, TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES!  FOR INDUSTRY!

Yet another spin on the time-honored Progressive jobs plan: the only way to improve the economy in this, the surreal post-normal world created by Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton is to remove your shoes and turn them in to the government: thereby creating jobs for people to make new shoes to replace the shoes you’ve patriotically turned in. It’s like daylight savings time for the economy.

So the next time you hear somebody whining about Donald Trump not having any specific plans for Making America Great Again, play them this video of Hillary’s plan and ask them to choose wisely.

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