Lettuce Ban the BS

I see that the Fall of the Romaine Empire has a lot of people up in arms.

And although some people have re-read the Bill of Rights and once again found no reference to the right of the people to keep and bear lettuce, don’t be surprised if there are immediate calls for a ban on all Salad Shooters,

or at least on the high-capacity Salad Shooter Pro:

Separate bans have already been proposed on the currently legal high capacity “magazines” that inflict much greater damage:

Anticipate proposed bans on scary big knives to follow.

Where is David Hogg when we need him most?

I think the current problem is due to some kind of S but I don’t think it’s BS