Monday, March 4, 2019

The Making of a Limousine Liberal: A 12 Step Program

Here are the steps:

1. Choose parental units (preferably minority) at least one of whom is willing to carry you to full term, and assign you a gender at birth. (Note: already 2 violations of liberal principles)

Ocasio-Cortez is seen as an infant with her father Sergio Ocasio-Roman, an architect and the CEO of his own company. He died of lung cancer in 2008 aged just 48AOC as a baby with her father

2. Go through childhood and adolescence as your assigned gender and after adequate programming demonstrate for others right to choose their own gender from a menu of 31 options.

3. If you’re not lucky enough to have a postman as a father, claim to having been raised in a “working class” family (this may even be true if you consider a family supported by an architect father who owns his own company specializing in remodeling and renovations to be “working class.”) Also mention that your mother cleaned houses and drove school busses, no need to explain when and for how long. Remember, it’s your truth.

4. Get into an expensive top tier college (not hard if you were fortunate enough to have chosen at least one minority parental unit in step #1) pay (or have paid, again, if you chose wisely in step 1) $300,000 for a degree in international relations and Economics. These credentials will result in you automatically being hailed as as “sharp,” “smart”  and “extraordinary” by the usual suspects in the media.

5. Spend most of your free time during college working for Limousine Liberals like Ted Kennedy, doing community organizing and serving as president of Alianza Latina, BU's largest Latin American student organization.

6. After spending $300k for your international relations/economics degree take a job as a bar tender in order to continue your political ambitions by attending protests around the country. Volunteer to work for Limousine-Liberal-in-Waiting, Bernie Sanders to see how it’s done.

7. Go on national TV to demonstrate how “sharp,” “smart”  and “extraordinary” you are by claiming “unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs” and “unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their kids.”

8. Win the “Who Wants To Be A Brand New Congress” game.

9. Put friends with benefits on the payroll once you win the Congressional lottery. If challenged, play your race card (see #1)

10. Develop a Middle School level policy paper with a very politically charged name like “The New Green Deal.”

11. Strike a pose looking very, very intelligent. (very, very important).

"He's not on my payroll. They were not working for me and they were two separate entities here," Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said. (Associated Press) Related image

12. Take your rightful (and literal) place among the Limousine Liberals.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez leaving the parade in her gas-guzzling- minivan.

The leading advocate for the proposed “Green New Deal” was less than four blocks from a Queens subway station when she hopped into a white Chrysler Town & Country with livery plates. - NYPost

Because once you’ve completed the check list for the making of a Limousine Liberal mass transit is for the little people, not important leaders of the elite ruling class. It’s always and everywhere the same with socialists.