If It Does Not Fit You Must Submit

We will now commence day two of the official five day memorial celebration of George Floyd’s life.

George Floyd’s death is significant as it marks the first black victim in America to die with the Wu-hoo Cooties, but not deemed to have died from the cooties.

Clearly this is a turning point in the War Against Trump On Cooties. It means we can get back to taking America (and Trump) down the old fashioned way: with racism.

Side fashion note:

It is now acceptable to wear your face mask on your hands. But remember: If it does not fit, you must submit. Otherwise you could still transmit.