Oh lord!! Here we are, trying to figure out what MO should wear to the kegger tonight when this nightmare story breaks!
Our organic salad bowl out back is contaminated with lead – from a previous administration’s indiscretions!
The likely source of the toxic sludge that has ruined Michelle's garden? The Clinton White House apparently used a sludge-based product to fertilize the lawn during the 1990s! Aside from casting a shadow on the first White House vegetable garden since Eleanor Roosevelt resided there, the sludge ensures that Michelle's garden will never attain organic status. Organic certification processes strictly prohibit the use of sludge as a fertilizer substitute.
Never organic! You’ve no idea how bad it’s going to get around here today.
And doesn’t it just figure that it was the Clintons. Why, oh why, couldn’t it have been the Bush administration?
More on the polka party later. I’ve got a mess to clean up.