Tuesday, July 28, 2009

First Country Music, Now Beer?

Yeah, yeah yeah. I know. This is not very flattering.

michelle staircase

I was working on the waist (which you have to admit, looks pretty fantastic) and forgot about the hair and that whole “looking angry” thing. They both look like they’re sucking lemons. My bad.

But you have to understand how pissed off the two of them are over that Gates-gate thing. No, it’s not what you think. This is a post-racial presidency, remember?

No. It’s just that we got a lot of negative press following the release of all the facts that BO didn’t know at the time. And after all those stupid cops stood up for Officer Crowley, MO and BO had to invite the Irish cop over for a beer.

For the record: we serve Bordeaux in the White House, not beer. Sheeze. What next, hot dogs and brats? I thought the Bushes were gone.