Rumors have been swirling ever since I left Washington for NASA headquarters to celebrate my brothers newest portfolio from outer space with some of Hub’s best geek-friends. So let me just squash them before they get out of hand: I am NOT interviewing with Google.
I’m very satisfied in my current position as MOTUS to the FOTUS. I have a very important job for the people of the United States, and I’m not going anywhere. Surely you remember what happens when I’m not around to do my transformative work for the American people?So as you can see, I’m good for now. How could anyone think that I’d leave my low-paying but powerful government position for a high-paying private sector job at Google. My motto has always been “Country First” Oops! Toes is probably going to be all over my keister again about that.
More on the NASA boys later.