Breaking news for all you fashionistas out there: Green is not the new Black after all.
Yep, Van Jones resigned today as Green Czar. That leaves Elmo as the only non-black person of color at the White House. But he’s an unfortunate Red. I just don’t think that would sell well in middle America, and that’s apparently where we’re having all of the trouble now.
But I don’t know. I think we could sell this red stuff if we just repackaged it. 
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