Sunday, September 6, 2009

Red Is The New Green

Breaking news for all you fashionistas out there: Green is not the new Black after all. 

Yep, Van Jones resigned today as Green Czar. That leaves Elmo as the only non-black person of color at the White House. But he’s an unfortunate Red. I just don’t think that would sell well in middle America, and that’s apparently where we’re having all of the trouble now.

But I don’t know. I think we could sell this red stuff if we just repackaged it. USA/Say in something cute and cuddly? elmo

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