Some of Lady M’s personal stylists are coming up to the Camp today to discuss a few details regarding the new fall wardrobe. As you know, MO really likes that Belgian designer, Martin Margiela. Someone let it leak out that we had ordered one of his white tuxedos, only ours is coming with pants - Instead of the hood. Although that would be one way to end all of the constant yammering about the hairdo.
runway model white tux
Since MO seemed to like this look so much, head stylist Ikram Goldman came up with a few other suggestions that would not only keep Lady M fashion forward, but also help protect her from the swine flu. This unisex design is from Romain Kremer (a French designer, although he sounds more Germanic to me). As you can see, it’s sort of a swine flu condom.
After much deliberation both Lady M and her stylists nixed this look for a couple of reasons: 1) they thought it might make her look too threatening to the right-wing racists and 2) it looks a little too much like a reverse hijab for the rest of America.
But that doesn’t mean we have to go out unprotected, there are still all these avant-garde options to chose from.
a special welcome to all my Belgium friends who found my website. If you keep coming, I promise to do a post on chocolates and lace. And we’re going to need a lot of chocolates around here if Big Guy’s Healthcare Plan goes down.
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