Ever since the break-in at the Indian State Dinner, the O’s have been very jumpy. They get up in the middle of the night and check to make sure the burglar alarm is set, and the back door is locked.
Big Guy and Lady M are both really, really steamed about this security breach, and you can be sure someone will be falling on the sword any day now (If by “falling on the sword” you mean “being stabbed in the back”). In the mean time, Secret Service announced some changes in security screening policy:
A government official familiar with the plans says from now on, a staff member from the White House social office will work with the Secret Service at the gates where people check in to attend official events at the president's residence.
Which is kind of funny, because that’s how we used to do it in all of the previous administrations. But when Diva Desiree arrived, I guess the Secret Service decided she wouldn’t be that much help anyway.
So – because I don’t want you getting upset if you see this somewhere else -I’m going to let you in on this top-secret tid-bit: I know I can trust you, but please, for any number of reasons, I implore you not to pass it on. Until such time as we are all comfortable with the new security measures, this is MO’s undercover disguise, and her code name will be “Zapata”.
I’m sure she’ll be safe, so don’t worry. And as soon as Desiree figures out how to make out an official guest list while her nails are drying, we can all get back to normal around here.
H/T Vanderleun
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MOTUS,
ReplyDeleteFinally, a something MO looks good in! Who could have guessed it would be a moustache ?
MOTUS, wouldn't it be easier on you AND her make-up person to just put on a burqua?
ReplyDeleteRather than "falling on a sword" isn't there a handy bus still out there? Less messy and so much company under the carriage. After seeing that embarrassing dress, I'd think Desiree would welcome a hide out.
ReplyDeleteScary how natural MO looks in her disguise, like it was meant to be there all along. Hmmm. MOTUS, is there something you want to tell us? Is there a WOTUS (waxer of the United States) there next to you? I mean, we know about the legs, but maybe WOTUS is doing double duty!
ReplyDeleteWOTUS..Bwahahahaha
ReplyDeleteCinder,
ReplyDeleteYeah, and now she wants a poncho and sombrero to complete the look. And I'm afraid she's going to reprise that ammo belt.
Annie,
We had to get rid of the bus. Big Guy is getting a little paranoid and is afraid they're plotting a coup.
Anon2,
Where did you hear about WOTUS? I'm not saying there is one, but if there is she's assigned to Big Guy, not MO.
It's okay, MOTUS. The cat (or dare I say "fur ball") is out of the bag. I confess! I'm used more here in the Big White than that silly Constitution is. Does anybody think MO can achieve that great leg shine from a Daisy disposable? It's all me, baby! And yes, it's me that keeps BO's great six pack all a-glisten for the lame stream media to swoon over. I guess now you all know the truth -- no more midnight paraffin deliveries through the back door! That "we're making jam from the garden" excuse was just silly!
ReplyDeleteWhat Cinderella said! You guys are killin' me!!
ReplyDeleteWOTUS,
ReplyDeleteJust how many OTUS family members are there working at the White House??
Cinderella,
ReplyDeleteWhile I can't be specific, I can say that the number of OTUS members and the number of Big Guy's Czars are eerily close!