I’m not sure why, but there seems to be a gag order out on pictures of Lady M at last night’s Governor’s Ball. So far the only one to escape is this:
But don’t worry, although it does have black hairy things on it, it’s not the same furry black dress we wore to the Black Caucus dinner last fall.
The president congratulated the governors for “helping to right the ship” during these difficult economic times. He said governors couldn't afford to be overly ideological because "the rubber hits the road with you." As opposed to Washington, where all the rubber is used to bounce the blame around and all roads lead to the Federal Reserve. (and TOTUS, for future reference: that’s rubber MEETS the road.)
But more important: the pre-dinner talent preview event with music students from Myrtilla Minor School:
Where, good news, the boob belt is back!
In all its strangely positioned awkwardness.
But how about those gams?
Oh yah, we’re back, and we’re ready to kick butt. So stand aside Rahmbo. Lady M might just take over the health care debate.
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Maybe that's the only pic where she looks ladylike. You can't see much and there is no
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Also, she doesn't have her mouth wide open with her tongue hanging out.
I think her "hair" (weave?) looks nice in the first photo. I like the little waves on the side.
Maybe Michelle is a little thin-skinned and can't take the feedback from the blogs. Hence, the ban or strictness on what gets released.
She would do better to emulate Condi Rice in style and poise instead of whomever she is currently emulating. I think she is emulating herself and therein lies the problem!
The dress with the boob belt is too short.
ReplyDeleteIt is hiked up too much with the crossed legs.
That looks cheap for a FLOTUS.
Jackie No!
OMG! Is she wearing spiders in that dress??? Eeewww!
ReplyDeleteAnd in that last pic it looks like she's wearing spider veins. Women of a certain age *ahem* need to think about varicose veins if they're going to wear short skirts.
Re the lack of photos from the Gov's Dinner;
ReplyDeletewe can bet the ranch that all photos are being vetted to verify that everyone there is who they say they are. No way is the WH going to be embarrassed like the last big dinner with the gate crashers.
Ah, yes. Once again our Big (Racist) MO couldn't find any White or Asian music students. No White British essay writers on Black History. But we know Big (Racist) MO doesn't read or listen to the news so no matter. It's not her fault; Momma (Racist) Robinson raised her that way.
ReplyDeleteAnd again, the crossed legs at the knee, in keeping her usual crass image rather than the more refined crossed ankles to the side...which would not have highlighted those broken veins starting to show up on her feet. I look forward to the day when we don't have these two horrors in our daily view and MOTUS will be reflecting someone of whom we can feel proud.
Big (Racist) MO: No matter how you try, you'll never be as attractive as Veronica Lake...or is that side sweep in the weave to cover up the smaller eye? Easier than an eye patch I suppose.
Jackie NO, indeed.
Is it true that the menu had fatty foods?
ReplyDeletetsk, tsk
Michelle keeps showing the American public more "information" than they want to see.
ReplyDeleteCrassy!
Looks as if she's drinking white wine as well...is alcohol on the dietary must have list? I hope so because I'm needing a very dry Martini almost every night now. However, I heard just this morning (I do listen to the news) that some Boomers have never given up the green weed and many (such as myself) who did, have now gone back to using it for the aches and pains of aging. Should we re-think this? I haven't indulged since the 60's when I stopped smoking anything at all...what's an aging Boomer to do? Hold it! How many of us would prefer Big (Racist) MO to be lighting up every day rather than subjecting us to her natural (racist) state? Can we get her together with Maher? On second thought not a good idea. It doesn't appear to have mellowed him at all...merely turned his brain to mush.
ReplyDeleteBig (Racist) MO, hold glasses with chilled wine by the stem...guess why.
Have you read this article about little Barry?
ReplyDeleteQuite the eye-opener:
Barry Soetoro: Profiles in Chaos
http://tinyurl.com/ygksv3z
The embargo on the Governor's Ball photos shouldn't come as a surprise. The party-on beltway mood doesn't play well as we can't possibly understand their sacrifices. Toes thought they should cool it while shoving gov't takeover of healthcare down our throats.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Meshill came clean on the news-free WH zone. This helps explain Obummer complete tin ear and flat out disregard for the will of the American people. Sigh.
Anon -love "Crassy"!
Last night's menu;
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Rib Eye with Shrimp Scampi
7-layer salad
Baked Alaska
4 different domestic wines.
I don't know what the calorie/fat math would be but it could be a high number.
Look at the woman sitting near MO. See where her
ReplyDeletedress, even while sitting, hikes to? At a respectable level.
Now look at MO with her dress hiked up to her thighs.
Maybe it's my aging Boomer speaking, but I cannot get used to bare legs in the dead of winter..No matter how dark the skin, it just looks naked and uncomfortable..
ReplyDeletePale skinned women look even worse, nothing like chapped knees to kill sex appeal..
By the way is "sex appeal' what Big Mo is going for? On what planet is this now the desired look for a FL ? Not to mention that no matter how much she bares, arms, legs, knees, it still doesn't hide the fact that she is the size of a bus,but with no bust..just tacky, to me...
I like the Black Caucus dinner picture the best. Good execution of H salute.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Anon. Bare legs, ick...unless in sports attire. I just watched a documentary on the occupation of France in WWII. Women managed to make themselves attractive (though most not around the Jerrys...as in Nazi soldiers) even during war...and I laughed when it showed them painting on stockings, adding the seam in the back (you needed the help of a girlfriend) when you couldn't get real ones. It would even last through the next few baths. Below the knee skirts, frilly blouses, all the dresses so feminine...
ReplyDeleteJackie NO isn't in the same class.
"...is "sex appeal' what Big Mo is going for?"
ReplyDeleteWho knows? She's not sexy. She's not classy.
She's failing at both.
She'd be better off to choose the classy route.
Anon, I don't know if she'd be able to know classy if it bit her on her gigantic ass.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the pearl necklace being worn as a bracelet?
ReplyDeleteAnd check out this link: http://www.daylife.com/photo/01IW9jh10HdYH?q=michelle+obama+governors+ball
There's a photo of her that is just strange ~ okay, okay I KNOW that's not out of the ordinary, seeing a strange photo of MO, but I think it's more strange than usual....
Also, I noticed that it seems the chickens of the recession have NOT come home to roost at the BW. Not sure about y'all but we don't eat like that at my house every night!
Funky,
ReplyDeleteThe necklace as bracelet trick reminded me of this old photo of Babe Paley:
http://wp.easyreadernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/E-013-Horst-Babe-Paley-2.jpg
Doesn't quite work on MO as it did on the late Mrs. Paley does it?
Couldn't get the link to work FT.
ReplyDeleteSorry Madame - not sure what is up with the link. I tried it and it was okay, but maybe it's cuz there's a cookie or something on my computer already....oh and PLEASE don't tell MO there's a cookie. Heaven forbid my computer get fat!
ReplyDeleteFT, the link worked for me but I wish it hadn't. That is a truly unflattering photo.
ReplyDeleteIf you'd like to see what MO looked liked, in her olden daze in Chicago, visit www.anotherthousandwords.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI guarantee a giggle, at the least!
Here's a keeper:
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Have you ever noticed how "color coordinated" these gatherings of hers are?
Lulu
If you can bear to read the gushing comments at her fan websites, you will find the theme is that they want her to be sexy, fierce, rockin', edgy, modern, etc., etc., and go into orgasmic delight whenever the Big Guy puts his hand on her, especially that enormous backside. Fascinating pathology here.
ReplyDeleteThey don't want her to look like all those other first ladies who dressed "appropriately" (ugh) and behaved according to protocol (more ugh)..... and were classy.
Lulu