Friday, February 26, 2010

Party On!


A desiWhy does this look like a mug shot? 

I can’t believe it! Desiree is deserting us! Or at least that’s the official story.

I knew Big Guy was going to be in a foul mood after that business yesterday with the Republicans making him look like a petulant professor, but I never dreamed that Desiree was the one who’d take the brunt of it (my money was on little Bo). I certainly hope that my allusion to her complicity in last September’s Medals of Honor embarrassment in my previous post didn’t have anything to do with it. After all, I wasn’t telling anything that wasn’t common knowledge around Big White: Desiree is a pinhead.


But it sounds like she’s happy with what she’s done here. As she told Lynn Sweet at the Chicago Sun-Times, she’s hosted 330 parties since she arrived, and her work is done (way to go, Desi!). She said she has accomplished her job of making the Big White the “People’s” Big White – if by “People’s” you mean friends and supporters (philosophically, spiritually and monetarily) of the O’s, and  little black children who provide adorable photo ops.

Dear Desi told Lynn that she thought “this is a good time for me to explore opportunities in the corporate world." Hey babe. I’ve got news for you: this is definitely NOT a good time to explore ANYTHING in the corporate world. It’s been flat lining for, coincidently, just about exactly the same amount of time you’ve been “opening up the White House to make it the ‘peoples house” and planning parties. So good luck with that. I’d suggest you call Andy Stern, the unions are about the only people who have a positive cash flow these days. Or maybe Blackwater, because of your unusual security background.

So good luck. And don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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