Just a quick update: everyone’s panties are still in a bundle around here, so I’m laying low.
Big Guy still can’t believe what happened at the Blair Health Project. He’s got Toes, Gibbsy and Axeman in the Oval and there’s a lot of shouting and I see them bringing in sandwiches and bandages.
Lady M is all upset about losing her BBFF, just because she showed some Chicago hospitality to a couple of unexpected Big White guests. But apparently Desiree took MO’s new fat kids campaign a little too personally.
Others are speculating that it was the mummy outfit that did Desi in.
I don’t know, I think it was just a big misunderstanding. Desi thought she was going to get to be the Big White’s fashion icon. That’s a laugh.
So anyway Lady M’s busy looking for a new party planner. Sally Quinn isn’t interested, so we’re interviewing our other friends from Chicago. Unfortunately the only experience any of them have is at Chuckie-Cheese, and the Secret Service isn’t too impressed with that.
I’ll try to keep you up-to-date over the weekend, but it might be tough. If you think there’s a tsunami warning in Hawaii, you ought to be around here!
I’ll get back to you when I can, but Nancy Pelosi’s on her way over now, so I’m heading for my little room at the back of Lady M’s closet. The last time I saw the princess, I had hairline fractures all over my face for weeks.
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MOTUS, Maybe while you are in hiding, you could have someone send a note to Nazi: Frosted lips on anyone over 17 are not helpful. Nice hand stitching on the cashmere coat though...I'm guessing from Wilkes Bashford in SF?
ReplyDeleteOMG. That's the first full picture I've seen of Ms. D's dress (or whatever it is). What fools some women are to actually think that anything a designer puts his name to is chic.
ReplyDeleteLOL. What does the back look like...wait..no,no don't show me. I couldn't bear it.
"Big Guy still can’t believe what happened at the Blair Health Project. He’s got Toes, Gibbsy and Axeman in the Oval and there’s a lot of shouting and I see them bringing in sandwiches and bandages."
ReplyDeleteWhat? Did they dare to cut Desi's outfit into bandages?!
That's a real Obamacare crisis.
The new Social Secretary is a former fund-raiser for the Dems. Another bad choice.
ReplyDeleteIt would make so much sense to hire an outsider(a professional) who actually knows how to prepare and direct social events. Someone who understands what political protocol is all about.
That 'people's house' crap that Ms. D spouted is just stupid. Whose house did she think it was before she got there? Hello! the White House and the Blair House is provided and paid for by the people of America.
Idiots, all.
Whoops. I didn't mean that we're idiots.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe we were.
Yes, they're arrogance and hubris knows no bounds. It was and is STILL our house obamajerks. You are only temporary squatters.
ReplyDeleteClose-ups of "Nazi" should be verboten.
ReplyDeleteAfter Desiree's "dress" and Nancy's face I'm gonna need alot more tequila tonight. Some things just can't be viewed without liquor.
ReplyDeleteI love "Blair health project"!
You know I've had my fill of Moo and The Nose Picking President this week. The whole pack of them are disgusting
ReplyDeleteThe only way to make that dress even funnier is to imagine Moochelle wearing it!
ReplyDeleteLet's move?
ReplyDeleteThe only thing Michelle moves is her mouth.
(and the fork to her mouth)
Why is that woman walking around the White House wearing an apron over her nightie?
ReplyDeleteMadame,
ReplyDeleteFrosted lips are out? Next I suppose you're going to tell us that high glossed lips are out too.
srdem and vereteno,
Miss Desi thought that Florence Nightengale was a new British designer.
(and we're not the idiots around here)
Plainjane,
If only you ruled the world. Or at least the interweb.
Portia,
We've had way too many tequila sunsets since 1-20-09.
Anon,
We're all servants at the Big White. Well, except for the O's.