Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Snow-Bama-Geddon: Let’s Moove!

Yesterday was a nightmare of costume changes: Anti-Fat-Kids task force in the morning:

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“Let’s Move ” official kick-off in the afternoon with and without props:

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Than we had a great Larry King interview in the Evening:

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 "When you like people, having a job where you get to interact with folks on a day-to-day basis and you get to do things that make a difference -- it's not a bad gig." The operative term here is “ when you like people”.

On how the president deals with criticism: "You know, he doesn't get down easily. He gets very focused and very serious when he's facing a challenge. But, you know, the thing about Barack is that he stays humble and keeps things in perspective.”  Operative word “humble”

Does the president ever get mad?

MRS. OBAMA: Oh, yes.

KING: Angry, angry?

MRS. OBAMA: Oh absolutely. But...

KING: Ticked off?

MRS. OBAMA: Oh, yes. Yes, he's human. You know, if you prick him, he'll bleed. Operative word “prick”.

Mrs. Obama added: "We talked about wanting a stable, consistent leader.” Operative term, “talked about”.

Unemployment and the president: "Until the unemployment numbers go down, I don't think my husband is satisfied. ... You know, a lot was saved with the stimulus.” Operative term: “a lot was”, note we’re no longer calling them “jobs”. “And again, you know, it's -- it's hard to tell people who are hurting that things could have been worse if we hadn't done what we've done." Operative term: “it’s hard”. Oh my, yes. We know how hard it is for you all.

Regarding the upcoming Valentine's Day:

KING: What do you expect? Roses? Chocolates?

MRS. OBAMA: Oh, I expect the moon the stars and the sun, honey. Operative term… well, I think you get the picture.

The whole wonderful day was capped by an evening of Civil Rights Music in the Big White. This was originally scheduled for tonight, but we had to move it to last night because there’s another Snow-Bama-Geddon on the way. Not good, because we like to parcel out our public appearances on a daily basis in order to cover every news cycle without having to repeat. But sometimes something bigger than even our wishes and plans stand in the way of achieving our objectives. Like tea parties.

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Because of all the black on black, I need to zoom in to show you the exquisite detail of the black lace, sparkly sheer sleeves and crystal neckgear. Oh, and the self-belting semi-bodice.

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The concert was swell,everyone enjoyed locking arms and swaying to the oldies. But a lot of the old civil rights singers don’t really sing so much as they warble and hum along with the music. Although those Black Mississippi Blind Boys can still belt it out like nobody’s business. And Bob Dylan was here too.

Everyone had a very good time, but the pre and post concert snacks weren’t anything to write home about. I guess we didn’t want to be criticized for serving high caloric food on the very day of our anti-fat-kids kick off. We’ll have to wait till today.  I hope they bring Paula Deen back, now that lady knows how to make treats.

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It was a day of heavy lifting for both of the O’s.(Big Guy pulled an impromptu press conference at a press briefing where Gibbsy performed some stupid people tricks. It was great fun.)

But I’ll share a little secret with you, some of yesterdays optics? We did it with mirrors.

16 comments:

  1. MOTUS, you forgot to make adjustments for MO's greasy legs.

    I saw a pic on another site--ewww! Very prominent--- and unflattering comments. LOL

    Are there any real mirrors at the WH? You know, accurate ones. There can't possibly be!

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  2. Holy Canoli, MOTUS! What awful pastries; gooey, yucky, greasy. Now I can take one or the other but not all three in the same package. Shame on the WH Pastry Chef...did he get take out from Donuts R Us?

    Yes, I noticed that your color tones for the green outfit(?) was a bit off. She appeared on the tee vee news before I could change the channel and I'm telling you that color made me want to vomit...your adjustment was much easier on the eyes...and stomach. Glad to see a close up of the brooch...Target?

    Gibbsy must be limping today, after shooting himself in the foot with his awwwww inspiring lame (hahaha) joke.

    Did Bob sing "The Times They Are a-Changin'"? I hope so because Yes. They. Are.

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  3. Oh, Anon. It's nothing but mirrors in the WH...combined with a bit of smoke. The Dear Reader still has his ciggies, you know. The smoke and mirrors allow for a lot of dodge and weave (and I don't mean Big MO's wig either).

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  4. Motus, You appear to have successfully averted any side or back shots of the itsy bitsy black dress. Whew! That could have been bad -another bustle or another shrunken top perched atop her balloon bottom. There's a reason that standard fashion sense advises that ladies 40+ not wear hems above the knee, as Meshill aptly demonstrates. Did she have a little cocktail in Larry's green room? Looking loopy again, or is it drunk with power?

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  5. MOTUS, I see she managed the hint of a frown even slightly conquering Botox! When she frowns it must pump the rest of the Botox straight to her brain.

    So she expects "the moon and the stars and the sun, Honey"...she never disappoints when it comes to the crude and inappropriate does she? How many first ladies can you recall making that sort of comment to a public figure on tee vee? Honey.

    She's just the worst FLOTUS in history and the best example of why we need someone in the WH with dignity and class. She constantly sounds like a party desperate. And so impressed with herself. The height of arrogance is when your ego balloons to out-of-sight proportions and there's nothing of accomplishment or substance to justify the self-congratulatory preening. The Queen Bee Syndrome is manufactured to hide insecurity...poor little Big MO. The more you do this act, the more ridiculous you look and become. This is the lesson of affirmative action...or working the system to the max.

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  6. Why is everything she wears so tight?
    Why? Why? Why?

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    srdem65 said...
    "Why is everything she wears so tight?
    Why? Why? Why?"


    Because 'FIRST FATTY' either

    1. packs on the pounds after ordering a dress
    or
    2. NEVER looks at her derriere in the Motus

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  8. I don't know - I like canolis. I just want to know how everything has to be brown, now?

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  9. She probably doesn't want to admit what large size she is.

    If I wore my clothes tight like Meeeeeechelle, I could brag about being a size 4! LOL

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  10. dignity and class


    Sadly lacking!

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  11. Anon,
    "real mirrors"? Ouch! But just exactly how do you expect us to live along here if Lady M sees an untouched reflection?

    MadameD,
    Wow, loaded for bear today! And Bobby did sing "times they are a changin'" - if by "sing" you mean warble.

    Moright,
    After the SOTU, butt shots are strictly verboten.

    MD,
    You might be onto something with the Botox, I wonder if I might slip some into her Cognac. She could use a little extra sleep. So could I.

    Breeze,
    Thanks for answering srdem's question. Like I said, no butt shots since the SOTU.

    bettyann,
    thanks for my pre-bedtime chuckle. But actually the correct answer to your question is: because brown is the new black.

    Anon2,
    Sizing is such a personal matter. The fact is MO thinks she's still a college coed. With a really, really big allowance.

    Anon3,
    Missing in action.

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  12. Whoa MOTUS! Headed up to Funky Town - where are you FT? _ for some
    fashionista advice
    from the preggo daughter.

    FT: Coming to your neighborhood. Would you like to meet? Friday 2/12. It will be fun and I bet you are way more beautiful than me!! betyangelo@gmail.com

    MOTUS fan club, Crossworks book store or Garcia Street Books, we just might start a trend of conservative babes ;) Let me know!!

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  13. That did not publish right. But my preggo daughter really does have a degree in fashion. Seriously. Funky Town, I am coming to your Funky Town on Friday, and you must not be like the frightened leetle chip monk. Speek up because I really do hate your town nothing personal but I just hate a town. I will not ride my Harley. Do not be frightened. I will just be looking for the A-line skirt ensemble and a beer. Talk to me.

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  14. Hey bettyann! Been macho busy, sorry for the MIA act. I will email you in a few. Mine is: leapfrog0202@gmail.com

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  15. We need a new acronym for FLOTUS.

    Just for
    Michelle Obama, not any other first lady, because no other first lady has earned the title. It is "unprecedented."

    The pic with the gaping sweater and straining skirt have inspired this new title to be bestowed on the Queen Bee:

    SSOTUS= Stuffed Sausage of the United States!

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  16. So what's the First Fatty up to today?
    Trying to boss everyone around again and
    make them lose weight?

    Is she speaking "stupidly" again (equating obesity with national security threat)?

    Or is she just dressing "stupidly"?

    MO is unprecedented. She sometimes does both at the same time!

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