Organic veggies in the cold frame aren’t the only things around the Big White that have been growing under cover for the last few months.
Unveiling the winter-overed (or in this case “undered”) hair growth
Lady M popped her lid Monday to reveal her own personal hair recovery act of 2010. Oh sure, we had to have a major league weave, but technically we can claim it’s 100% organic. Like the veggies.
With the summer coming on fast here in D.C., we had to do something to get out from under that suffocating turban of beautiful East Indian hair. All that sun during the Springroll nearly fried her bean.
Personally, I’m not sure the swept back look is the best way to go with the botoxed forehead and Vulcan brows, but to each her own. We didn’t want to draw too much attention to the new hair since it’s not, well, all it can be yet. So as a diversion, we wore an interesting ensemble of multiple prints and geometrics in black, white and blue that was, well, really more than it should have been. But interesting. In a postmodern way.
It looks better standing up, I think:
The hair that is, not the outfit.
The event was a townhall meeting with student reporters in the State Dining Room to discuss, what else, No Child’s Fat Behind. But I didn’t really see any child’s fat behind.
Frankly I hadn’t been too excited about Lady M’s anti-fat kids program until I read Dewey’s expose on Global Densification. Now I see how critical all this extra mass really is. But even so, compared to Big Guy’s single-handed execution of the unilateral nuclear disarmament of the United States, I’m back to thinking it’s not really that big of a deal.




Motus,
ReplyDeleteDid you authorize this facelift and airbrushing of her overall self?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/mmagowan/detail??blogid=188&entry_id=60846
I think you'd have done a much better job, if they'd only asked....instead her face looks like a doll's head!
Angry eyebrows!
ReplyDeleteIs she planning to square dance in that skirt?
Her outfit was ugly, her face was ugly, her hair was ugly...what more could Barry and the Libs ask for, when their concept is 'good is evil', 'beautiful is ugly', 'right is wrong', and 'up is now frickin' DOWN'!
ReplyDeleteQuite frankly, these two and their 'yawning' daughter, and the other young fattie daughter who has no concept that she is being used as THE 'obese' posterchild, should both be shut away in some asylum somewhere OFF the face of the Earth.
Ugggggh, they are disgusting!
She really could be pretty if a) she hadn't shaved off her eyebrows so she could draw them in.
ReplyDeleteb)SMILED like she meant it once in a while.
and, last but not least:
c)wore some decent clothes every second Thursday at least!
Is MO trying to recapture her childhood?
ReplyDelete7 year old hairstyle, clothing style a little kid would wear. Even the kids in the "audience" are dressed more appropriately then MO.
Wow,that weave has to hurt ! Pulling whatever little hair she has that tight in order to get that heavy weave to stay put probaby creates a constant headache...
ReplyDeleteEnough with the sweaters already!
ReplyDeleteIs she getting lighter? Are we looking at a Michael Jackson meme? Maybe they weren't kidding when they said "post-racial"?
ReplyDeleteI have been enjoying your blog for some time. It gives me a good chuckle to start the day. But I have finally been bothered enough by the brows to pose a question to you and your wise readers. What is up with the brows? Why in the world would someone draw brows way above the natural line? She does look like a Vulcan. What happened to her real brows? Its really bizarre.
ReplyDeleteFunky,
ReplyDeleteLady M has been very, very busy on the mag cover circuit lately.I’ll report of them this weekend. And we’ve been practicing faking the sincere smile. Not quite there yet, are we?
Anon1,
Kenny Loggins is her muse.
RP Free,
You’ve got it: postmodern everything!
Anon2,
Why recapture your youth when you can keep livin’ it?
Anon3,
It’s like a face lift, only in a weave.
Anon4,
What? These itsy bitsy sweaters are one of our signature looks!
Anon5,
Lighter? Oh, you are a comedian.
Anon6,
ReplyDeleteGlad to be able to help kick start your day.Re. brows: see response to anon1 above.
The FOM's and MOL's really have it covered this morning, MOTUS.
ReplyDeleteI've been thinking about those brows though and rather than drawn on with a Sharpie and a stencil, they may be "permanent" (aka tattooed). Probably done by the same "artist" who did her Fidel and Che bicep tats...which you disguise so well with your very fine talent and expertise.
You know, one of my idols, Lana Turner (her brows didn't re-grow following a film role which dictated shaving them off...I think she was playing a Chinese), had to pencil in her brows every day for the rest of her long life but they always looked just fine. Many people never knew (I was acquainted with her make-up artist who indiscreetly shared his secrets with a few of us "in the trade"). But then she was incredibly beautiful...oh, well, there's really no comparison is there? She was such a striking beauty with her blond hair and natural tan. Oh, dear. MOTUS, don't point this out to The FFA. I'd hate to see that weave go post-racially rogue.
MOTUS, OMG. If this is refracted and refined by your most excellent talents, I pity the real time witnesses. This woman is getting uglier by the day! That outfit and the green shoes are so outrageous they deserve no comment, but her face, her brows! The convulsions of her face and high pitched whine when she talks, and her horrid grammer!! Speechless, I am.
ReplyDeletebettyann, Her costume today says she's just another little school girl...always the same... from bad to worse.
ReplyDeleteWhere is a troll when we need one? Come on you trolls - post for us how lovely she looks, how divine, a fashion icon! Relate how you, too, wear green shoes and have eyebrows to you hair line in admiration! Contort your face while you talk, and slouch! Tell us how you need her to tell you what to eat because you are a zombie.
ReplyDeleteSchool girl, Madame? Loose black and white large floral pattern peasant blouse covered by skin tight blue and white small pattern floral sweater tucked into a geometric blue and white full skirt with olive green shoes.
ReplyDeleteMy little sister dressed like this at 3. Only she had the good sense to turn the blouse inside out.
This woman is a national embarrassment.
MOTUS, you certainly qualify for combat pay.
ReplyDeleteEnduring this one eyeball-tormenting day alone would make anybody cry for mercy.
I have a theory: It's the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy behind all of the wardrobe malfunctions. Every one of her 20+ assistants, makeup "experts," fawning fashion designers, and those in the White House galley have wickedly collaborated to present this woman to world in the form of an overfed clownified sight gag.
OK, maybe not. Perhaps she's just an overweening, terminally disgruntled slob with colossally putrid taste in clothes.
PS: Those green shoes! LOL.
I'm speechless...
ReplyDeleteSine Qua Non, I often wondered whether Hillary was responsible for those "Assistants". The O's did hire a lot of former Clinton people...not knowing how to govern on their own and all...
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I couldn't blame Hillary if she did take revenge her on The FFA. Who else but The FFA would have come up with "99 Problems and a Bitch Ain't One" for an election theft song? Big Racist MO is so completely ignorant and devoid of style and taste, anything could be foisted off on her. Hillary is a Scorpio too and we don't let slights or blatant insults fall by the wayside. We have long memories.
that should have been "take her revenge on The FFA"
ReplyDeleteMofugly is an Aquarius.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the troll? He-eeeeere Troll!
ReplyDeleteIn a boxing mood today.
And, MOTUS, the Kenny Loggins namecheck is positively delicious!
ReplyDeleteI've been laughing so hard. And now I can't get the song out of my head.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
bettyann, so far, MOTUS' trolls only practice "hit and run"...scairdy cat trolls. Maybe you can lure one back.
ReplyDeleteCan you blame them, Madame, for being intimidated? It is, after all, a monumental task defending Moo, particularly in that obnoxious skirt - poor blighted trolls. If my poor dog were sleeping on a cold floor in the dead of winter I would not further traumatize him with that rag as a bed.
ReplyDelete"sniff"
I've heard of the Ruby Slippers, but the Grassy Clodhoppers? Now begone dear witch before someone drops a house on you too!
ReplyDeleteBetty Ann, you are right. Michelle is a national embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she thinks she's being cute or funny but she only makes a donkey of herself.
I saw a pic of her with Gates and his wife. Let's just say: I've seen people strolling down the Jersey boardwalk dressed more elegantly than the First Embarrassment.
MOTUS, can't anyone wax our First Lady a nice clean and articulate hairline? We know her husband can wax on but that's a different kind of procedure. A much more painful procedure.
ReplyDeleteMrs. P
Oh, another thing, she drinks more than her husband does doesn't she?
ReplyDeleteThe MSM mistakenly told us about the pitchers of martinis she quaffs on date nights....
Mrs. P
to the tune of "FootLoose" (don't be too critical; off the top of my head LOL)
ReplyDeleteLoose, wig loose
She is a dancin' moose
Geez, puleeze
Cover those pits with some sleeves
Cheek implants?
ReplyDeleteLOL Anonymous @ 3:11 pm! I love the song and think you should do the whole thing up and put it on youtube!
ReplyDeleteHave y'all seen the youtube song called: You picked a fine time to lead us Barack?
If you haven't you should hasten on over and listen to it. It shouldn't be missed!
As far as the green shoes, I'd missed those lovely shoes until everyone started posting about them...I made the BIG mistake of going back to look at them. *whew* I'm glad I wasn't turned into a pillar of salt!
Trolls, well I think it might be a while before they're back because they found out that the MOLs that frequent this site are not only RIGHT but educated on many a different topic and they couldn't stand knowing less than us. I believe I heard that there is now a scholarship for them in the works ~ courtesy of MOOOOO of course! She is trying to educate her fan club just a little more before sending them out to defend her.
And an aside for Bettyann ~ did you see what Doug Turner did today? Good for him!
When I have the stomach for it (or a cocktail), I'll shock myself with a look at the delusional comments at the worship site. Appears from the comments that she's slipping even there. The zombies are struggling to find words! One less than complimentary voice, quickly condemned, who asked why Meshill is dressing like Maria Von Trapp!
ReplyDeleteClimb every mountain!
Can't decide which are worse: The Vulcan - Cruella de Ville eyebrows or the Trust Me eyebrows with furrowed brow.
ReplyDeleteAnon 2
Now, I don't post here very often, but please bear with me on this.
ReplyDeleteThis could be a good trend. [Wait, wait, don't argue with me yet]. Look at her outfit this way: It is alleviating the large bottom with a full skirt, and a sweater to smooth out the line between her back and her bottom. The blouse is rather loose-fitting, thus softening the bust line. There is no boob belt.
On the other hand: The skirt could be a little longer, to better fit her height. The sweater is still a little tight. The biggest problem, as I see it, is that the pattern on the sweater, blouse and skirt clash with each other. If you could have a plain sweater and skirt (one color, no patterns), then the blouse could have a pattern. The shoes could remain, then, as an initial point of focus, which would be drawn upward by the pattern on the blouse, and then to her face.
Thanks for reading. OK, now you can argue with me.
Here's something better than Palin! President Obama trying to get Flotus attention, but he didn't want anything intimate on camera. Just arriving from Prague! They are so cute!!
ReplyDeletehttp://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/09/obamas-share-private-moment-in-public-eye/?fbid=G55t-4izE1H
Between the White House Easter Egg Roll and multiple magazine covers, what a week for Mrs. O! Today the first lady visited the Pentagon, where she thanked military personnel and civilian employees at the Defense Department. Mrs. O was hosted by Defense Secretary Robert Gates and his wife Becky Gates, shown in the photo above.
ReplyDeleteFor the appearance, Mrs. O wore a floral and ombre print dress, paired with a sunny, mustard yellow cardigan. We had a first peek at this dress when Mrs. O visited Miami last October. How great to discover the interesting change in pattern through the skirt!
http://mrs-o.org/newdata/2010/4/9/walking-on-sunshine.html#comments
What happened to her real brows?
ReplyDeleteME-chelle and barry were doin' bong tokes and he lit her eybrows up.
Janice, you are hilarious!
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