Sunday, April 4, 2010

I’m Gumby, Damn it

First, I’d like to wish you all a Happy and Joyous Easter. And I know I shouldn’t do this, especially on Easter Sunday. But I ate too many chocolate covered bunnies last night (can you blame me? ) and I kept having the same dream all night long. Nightmare, to be more precise.

As with most dreams, it didn’t make any sense – pink bunny Peeps all mixed up with that horrible orange Speedo-Spanx thing that Lady M wore in public the other day. Like I said: a real nightmare.

When I woke up, this was still on my hard drive. I hope it’s not real. If it goes away, I swear I’ll never knowingly post horror pictures of Lady M again. Even if I am going to confession the next day.

 “I’m Gumby, damn it! And I’m here to make all you kids eat your damn veggies, and run around the damn block! So let’s move!

EdMu-Gumby Images compliments of the post-racial Gumby International Institute