I really don’t think this type of reporting, especially on a holiday-with-a-small-h-weekend, is really necessary. But since a commenter has already linked this un-retouched photo, (Hanes? Hmmmm. Any connection to Hanes Bodywear? Or is that just a coincidence?) I might as well post it myself. Maybe, just maybe, Lady M will learn not to leave me behind (so to speak) on her next speaking engagement. Of course I suppose this means I’ll never get Good Better Friday off again. But then, everyone in the Big White has to sacrifice for the American people.
Maybe it’s time for a Brazilian Butt Lift?
Let’s face it, sometimes everyone could use a little lift.
Jessica Simpson, after her Brazilian Butt Lift. Note how it was artfully rearranged to help support her surgically enhanced hooters. Nice boob belt too.
I understand there is another confession and absolution service this evening. I suppose I should go again.
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When critiquing MO's fashion, butt/rear shots should always be included.
ReplyDelete(That will be 3 Hail Marys and 2 Our Fathers. Go forth and sin no more)
MOTUS, what can I say? It's really not your fault. Your magical powers can only do so much. The FFA obviously only checks out the front view and seeing only a few lumps at the top of the industrial strength Spanx, figures she's good to go. She can't possibly have looked at the side view (not good either) OR the rear. It's beyond sad that she represents the FLOTUS as a sloppy, low-class, ill-bred wannabe. At least she can't blame anyone but herself...visitors to Big White look better than the residents. Such an embarrassment...and, as someone pointed out yesterday, it's beginning to look as though it's on purpose.
ReplyDeleteThank heavens you've given us a place to speak the truth, MOTUS, otherwise the FAA worshipers would be able to spread their low perceptions about class and style all over the net unchallenged. And, if anyone needs confession and absolution, it's Anna Wintour and the idiots at Elle who have actually claimed FFA is fashionable. Well, take a look at this horror, Anna. You belong in the hall of shame.
That thing needs its own zip code.
ReplyDeleteMore than it's own zip code, it spans over at least two time zones....
ReplyDeleteC'mon, MO. We all look in the rear after we're dressed, sideways, too (maybe sucking in the tummy) to check it out. We don't wear teeny tiny sweaters with anything. We don't wear clothes we've "outgrown". We all do the best we can with the hair we grow. We don't show our cleavage in everyday settings, especially when we're at a children's party.
ReplyDeleteSo, WTH is wrong with you?
It looks like a QVC before shot of a spanx demo.
ReplyDeleteStill better and less overhwhelming than the Clinton caboose. Her handlers work night and day to keep that out of photographs. Have for years.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed. Hillary has people who help her balance out figure flaws. We all have them and the goal is, for a woman in public life for whom a dignified image is part of the job, not to look like a $20 slut.
ReplyDeleteHillary doesn't want people focusing on her thick legs and pear shape, rather what she has to say and do. Big (R) MO seems to think the more she emphasizes her huge bottom, the better looking she'll be considered. In her small world of AA Chicago maybe so but in international society, where she is supposed to be able to mix? No. She has so many options and people available to show her how to be unique, gracious and well mannered. She gets a fail on all points.
Carla Sarkozy could have moved into her First Lady role as a pop star and flaunted all the vulgarities that come with it but she chose to bring her higher self to the job. I like too that you can't find a picture of Carla's son...they keep their/his privacy...unlike the O's who use their children at every turn as part of their "personal story" from posing for ice cream to their BMI.
Oh Gerard, Ms. Clinton is many years older than MO, and even if she becomes the next spokeswoman for Jenny Craig, upon losing a few pounds, Hillary knows enough to wear the body shaper UNDER the dress. MO seems to be wearing one WITHOUT a dress ! Ya' know I think the lastest round of Botox as made MOO a bit forgetful...!
ReplyDeleteBo spent so much time making an effort to humiliate Hill, looks as if this is payback for the error of his ways. Whoever MO's handlers are they certainly have a great sense of humor. Clowns are back in fashion.
ReplyDeleteI am sure our Hill is chortling right along with us. (snort)
This is just wrong...so very wrong in so many ways...no words can describe how I'm feeling right now.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, I may have to stop following your blog. Just too many nightmarish images.
If you didn't know the photo was the real thing,
ReplyDeleteyou would swear it was comedy skit.
Do you think it's done on purpose as a sign of disrespect?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I have this to say: "Hey Big Fat Tacky MO,
each time you dress like a clown, you only embarrass yourself."
Are some of MO's assistants Hillary fans?
ReplyDeletesnort!
Someone on another thread said that she thought
ReplyDeleteall this outrageous 'dressing' is intentional,
to 'rub it in our faces'. I agree, but who is
she really aiming at?
Well, I just read this at NOQUARTER and, I tend
to partly agree with him because I found it ex-
tremely strange that Michelle and the girls hightailed to NYC for a few days on the day that was the HIGHLIGHT of TheOne's presidency
so far - THE SIGNING OF OBAMACARE...
Here it is:
Onofre's arm
"Normally, I would eagerly jump at the opportunity to dump on Michelle, but lately, I've been getting signals that M is beginning to realize the extent of her husbands NPD, and like the rest of us, she and her kids are now victims of Barack's quest for power. I'm going to adopt a more merciful approach to M.
Few people know what they're getting themselves into when they marry someone with NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder) or the similar BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder). Even very intelligent people fall prey to individuals with NPD or BPD because they let their love delude them into thinking that they can change, control, or "live with" their partner's increasingly intolerable behavior. M gave us some hints about her displeasure with some of her husband's behavior, and she was less than enthusiastic about the idea of her husband becoming the POTUS. She gave support of course, but she did a poor job of concealing her doubts that her hubby would make a good Pres.
I think Obama bought her off during the campaign with promises of endless parties, exotic travels, and all of the other trappings and perks that are usually bestowed upon the First Lady, and for the better part of a year, Obama has delivered. But all of the swank parties, celebrity attention, and 5 Star services will not smooth over the fact that she's married to a man who is starting to expose his dark interior with each passing day and each new dose of power. NPD's are hard enough to live with in normal situations, but just try living with one who has the conduits of almost limitless power plugged into an ego that can never be fully charged.
M ain't a happy camper right now, and as much as I dislike her and her complicit role in getting a man she knew to be unqualified into the White House, I can't help but pity her a bit. I put the odds that their marriage won't last the length of his one and only term, at 50/50."
The post is from here @5:20PM:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2010/04/03/obama-opposed-this-as-senator-embraced-as-president/#respond
Oh dear! What have I done? And now after reading Onofre's clinical analysis of NPD and all, I'm feeling really bad. I think I'm going to have some chocolate and go to bed. And say my Our Father's and Hail Mary's.
ReplyDeleteI will never feel sorry for MO or Barry.
ReplyDeleteThey deserve each other.
Since misery loves company, I insisted on sharing today's eye-assaulting photo with Mr. Sine Qua Non.
ReplyDeleteIn 17 years together, I've never seen him look so traumatized.
Once he regained the ability to speak, he said he couldn't understand why the FFA would want to wear a toilet seat under that awful dress.
Breeze, I have to disagree with you and Onofre. MO's got a plenty big narcissism quotient of her own. She thought the U. of Chicago was negligent in failing to recognize her great potential and court her. A former employer said she wanted the plum assignments right off the bat, rather than paying her dues as others were expected to do. And America was never good enough for her until (the stupid part of) America made her queen.
ReplyDeleteI'm undecided on whether she deliberately dresses badly. Maybe there have been situations where she thought, "I'm not going to be like those stuffy white broads. I've got soul and pizazz." But never underestimate the power of simple tacky taste.
Not since we saw that supposed long range telephoto shot of Billary dancing on the beach on their make-up trip after the infamous cigar incident have we seen SO MUCH of a First Lady.
ReplyDeleteGranted Hillary has her figure flaws, but she dresses as best she can to downplay those ~ sticking to mostly pantsuits that draw the eye from the worst parts of her figure (cankles, hips and thighs).
Michelle dresses almost as if she wants to play them up ~ boob belts, spanx with overflow, no bra days, low cut clingy shirts, short shorts, rubber dresses in a puke-inspiring peach, etc. And now, not satisfied to flaunt her tackiness, she has taken the playing field to an entirely new level with her attempt to make sure that not 1 American misses the tiniest lump of cellulite, the flabby thighs, burned hair and ever spreading a$$. She is married to the Won after all and deserves our obeisance.
Please do not be surprised if soon we are treated to the vision of Ms. Let's Move in her garden working while wearing a tied up 'boyfriend shirt', Daisy Dukes and a visible tramp stamp.
So, MOLs, for the protection of the computers we hold dear, I'm calling for some stimulus money to provide us all with the following: 1. protective keyboard cover and 2. screen protectors, available here: http://www.prokeyco.com/
Not only will our computers be protected from the projectile vomiting brought on by the ever worsening photos of the Won's One but a job or two may even be created or saved.
Given that I've come up with such a winning proposition, when this works, please look for the grassroots effort to draft Funky_Town for POTUS #45. How much worse could I do?
Plus, when you vote for me, you get a First Man of the US who prefers conservatively cut and designed business clothing with Levi's 501 jeans and $50 athletic shoes for the weekends. Win / win proposition.
On her failed and tasteless attempts to be sexy and hot, we're looking at a woman who admitted she had been a life-long jock with no interest in clothes (added to which dressing a 6' tall Amazon off the rack is not a piece of cake). She is looooooooving her new fashionista-icon-hot mama-false eyelashed persona. And her sycophants urge her on, posting nasty stuff when she dresses more conservatively.
ReplyDeleteOn her unhappiness in the WH, this is more apt to be due to her own ambitions which have been thwarted. She was a radical activist leader in Chicago (check out the Gamaliel Foundation and Public Allies, which she headed). She was going to be the head of Organizing for America, which morphed out of Organizing for Obama. But her racist public comments turned her into their third rail. Desiree Rogers et al tried to rebrand her, give her a new softer soccer mom image, and now she is stuck with that. She is bored senseless - and probably hitting some adult beverages to ease the pain. Ditto the sweets, the pizza, the greaseburgers.
Anon in CA
If you would like to learn more about NPD, Dr. Sanity (M.D., Psychiatry/Aerospace medicine)has an excellent series on
ReplyDeletenarcissism and society
Scary.
Sine qua non: if you want another 17 years, best to keep hubby out of the loop. Although his powers of observation do appear to be keen – too keen.
Funky,
Daisy Dukes!? I’m going to have more nightmares. How I wish Lady M had at least a few of Hil’s handlers. My life would be so much easier.
Anon in CA,
There’s an opening as head of Obama-Corpse. Maybe that’s what Lady M needs: a league of her own.
FLOTUS is awesome and doing a wonderful job. She's not perfect, no woman is. For all you haters -- put your picture up for critique.
ReplyDeleteAhhh Andrea ~ again with the HATER word. That's a mean and ugly word, please take it back home to your sty.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS ~ sweetie, hide well in the back of her closet because now that the zer0 lovers have come out I'm concerned that you may shortly be subject to an arduous IRS audit, an SS background check and maybe even water boarding.
Please be careful, we need you! *hugs* from one of your MOL team!
Ahh, the "hater" card.
ReplyDeleteUp next, the race card.
Sorry, Andrea. Hater and race cards expired on Jan. 20, 2009.
Can't play them anymore. REJECTED!
Hate knows no boundaries, right or left. It comes from surprising places and from unexpected people. The size of Micelle Obama's arse is irrelevant except the MSM represented her as the world's next fashion icon, which she certainly is not and that invites ridicule. However, her husband's policies are relevant and originate collectively from a deep inner dislike of United States history and the soul of the country. It is pitiable, and therefore she shares in that since her statements support his socialism. No one here needs to put on a picture, because we neither head an organization that cheated to get elected, disparages our history or pretends to affectations trumpeted by the media. There is an old saying about television that applies here. if you don't like the program, change the channel. Happy surfing.
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