I’m not saying that Lady M was suffering with a bad Botox-reaction for the past few days. Nor am I saying that she suffered any other unintended results related to superficial cosmetic surgery. But I can tell you that Pete is still not ready to release his pictures from last night’s dinner with Sarko and the lovely Carla. (Who has, thankfully, packed up all her perky little outfits along with her little penguin husband and gone home.)
But don’t worry about missing anything. There wasn’t much of Lady M to see anyway, since yesterday was her own biennial multi-culturalism observance day: she wore her hijab to dinner. The menu was superfluous, since it’s pretty hard to eat anything while wearing one of those numbers.
Recognize these eyes? Carla did. If not, check the very top of my blog.
But as they say, what a difference a day makes! One extra night’s beauty sleep, and Lady M was looking pretty tight and smooth - albeit still a tad puffy – and ready once again to get out there to sacrifice for the American people.
So this morning we were off to speak at the Big White’s Council on Women and Girls' Forum on Workplace Flexibility.
It looks to me like everything is settling in quite nicely. What do you think?
Wednesday: 3/31 Tape for Nick Award: 3/24
We’re all about flexibility in the workplace – with the exception of those pesky forehead and cheek muscles. Those we want frozen into submission. Actually, that works out best with our little people too.
12 comments:
MOTUS, on what planet did she pick that hideous flower?!?
MOTUS, You're fired. Are you to blame for this?
http://www.daylife.com/photo/08C76tJcbT3q7?q=michelle+obama
Why does MO always have to look like a clown?
FCOTUS
First Clown of the United States
And Barry is the Joker.
The brooch, if you can call it that, looks like a fungus.
Carla, of course, sleek, elegant, sophisticated, and showing off her flawless figure (notice, no VPL or any other "L"!) to advantage in a dress designed to let her shine. She's wearing the dress; it's not wearing her...unlike the choices of The FFA. I can't see the jewelry but guessing that she's wearing a diamond bracelet (notice that's singular, not a stack of teenage bangles) and diamond earrings with a little dangle detail...not boring, safe studs.
Carla, Carla, please come back more often. We yearn to see elegance and style back in the political limelight. We've completely given up on The FFA and her tacky choices.
The brooch is symbolic. Each little globe inserted represents one of the "57 states".
Let Go My Eggo, Michelle!
Wearing a waffle print to a Women and Girls' Forum on Workplace Flexibility. You go girl! By the way, those eyebrows need to go.
Mrs. P
Waffle print? All I can say is that there is ugly, and then there is mofugly.
That brooch looks like a giant germ.
Eyebrows by Sharpie!
bettyann,
It's actually a brooch commemorating the Perseus Cluster of Galaxies. But don't get any ideas.
GrannyJ,
Guilty, I thought she said she was taking a nap, but apparently she said she was going out back. But you can’t fire me. I have diplomatic immunity.
Anon1,
I presume that’ a rhetorical question.
Anon2,
It was love at first sight.
MadameD,
Can you actually wear just one bracelet? Who knew.
Anon,
Yep, and Big Guy’s going to hit them all on his healthcare victory lap and campaign tour.
Mrs.P
The eyebrows are glue-ons, so maybe I can just pry them off while she’s asleep. The waffle weave I’m just going to hide.
bettyann,
but it’s not the only germ, or even the worst germ around here.
Anon3,
Good guess, but they’re actually temporary tattoos.
I think I saw that brooch on
the Halloween clearance table.
Did you notice MO's new way of mugging... errr..."smiling"?
WHAT is up with THAT?
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