Because it’s Good Friday, and I’m going to go to confession later anyway, I thought I would post this unfortunate incident from this morning that I know absolutely nothing – nothing – about:
Lady M visits the United States Trade Representatives office today in her extra-long Speedo. But it is a pretty color.
You’re going to hear about it anyway.
Note: Google Blogger has been experiencing problems today. If your comments aren’t posting, that’s why. I think it’s the Chinese.
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Motus, I think we're just rendered speechless. Or we're in church. Or both.
ReplyDeleteI could just cry.
ReplyDeleteThis astoundingly awful human being (Klingon-like human being) represents our beautiful country to the world.
Looks like Carla's evening dress, just shorter, brighter and well, less elegant on the First Clod. OMG...I am so whelmed!
This is disgusting in so many ways......
I have to say it....the V to her crotch is showing!! Is this woman crazy?
ReplyDeleteFrom bad to worse as usual. She thought that unadorned sheath on Carla would translate on her to elegant too. No, no, no. Carla's dress was an unbroken line that fit every curve...no pulling across the hoo-ha. The FFA's dress has an empire bodice and is too damn tight everywhere, expecially across the ginormous hips, thighs, ass. Separates, you dingbat. And no boob belt over ill fitting hitched up cardigans. You see, FFA, with separates, you don't have to buy the same size for the bottom as the top; you can buy a small top to fit your little lemons and a skirt (Good God, stay away from pants) that is 4 sizes larger. How hard is that? Is this woman just plain stupid?
ReplyDeleteMadame and Lynn: Yes, and yes. Based on footage from yesterday's garden spectacle, I'd go with crazy and stupid. Between the outsized gesticulating and voodoo rhubarb dancing, what else can we conclude?
ReplyDeletePoor thing, she had to wear Sasha's sweater and Malia's dress ..Motus, did they put you in the garden with the rutabaga yesterday? You really need to shine a little better to get MO's attention.
ReplyDeleteMotus--Her thighs are bigger than her butt and this pic proves it. Now we know what she looks like naked. . .not that we wanted to have this vision inflected on us.
ReplyDeletenelly
What the heck are those bumps underneath the 'little lemons'? It's like she has four!
ReplyDeleteNot 'underneath', for heaven's sake. Below. Sorry. I blame the horror of the pic for my error!
ReplyDeleteThe woman is a complete and utter slob
ReplyDeleteMO is trying to copy Carla, except that Carla is 100 pounds lighter and wears clothing that fits.
ReplyDeleteAck! When will MO stop dressing like a hooker?!
ReplyDeleteThere is seriously something wrong with her!
Cheap, cheap, cheap, trashy, trashy, trashy.
She looks sort of masculine, too.
I don't think Barry gives her much attention and she is desperate.
STUFFED SAUSAGE OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo similar Michael Kors sheath dresses cost about $1,800. That may have saved or created a job in Obamaland.
ReplyDeleteThis horrible dress proves how the beautiful Carla is wedged inside the FFA's head. She couldn't wait to out-do the French First Lady.
ReplyDeleteAnd she did. Just dreadful and cringe-inducing.
Isn't it going to be delicious having an immortal chronicle of this graceless creature's fashion disasters? We are appalled right now, but will be laughing FOREVER.
Yes, Cinderella, you summed it up nicely: a complete and utter slob.
I bet you five bucks her toes have a french manicure. Inside both those alligators. Who died of inhaling baby oil.
ReplyDeleteYou can't really see the big picture, till you've taken a look at that dress in the rear view mirror!
ReplyDeleteJM Hanes
Wow! That rear view is nasty!
ReplyDeleteRump roast!
Motus, I am just...ass-tonished.
ReplyDeletetruly.
Two much to behold.
If I were her? I'd crawl into a closet to contemplate ZEN.
ZEN=ZERO
Determined to show the world what she looks like nekkid.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought the belly-navel revealing rumpled tee with the Grand Canyon shorts was bad. Oy.
She has on high-waisted mid-thigh length Spanx or other controllers on. The little lemons on the top were squeezed out above the Spanx; the line at the bottom tells where they end. The butt and belly fat were too much for the groaning Spanx to deal with. She is wearing the food she scarfed down in NYC.
ReplyDeleteThat outfit is proof positive that Michelle is completely DELUSIONAL regarding her body and appearance.
ReplyDeleteHonestly y'all I've so many comments that I'm almost sitting on my fingers trying to curb them!
ReplyDelete1. J. M. Hanes ~ Welcome to the MOL club but please, please give some type of warning next time like a big huge notice: POTENTIAL VOMIT ALERT ~ PROCEED W/CAUTION AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
Now, had I read that I may not have clicked on your link that still has me awake at 1:18 a.m.!
2. Anonymous @ 11:34 PM: She really is not delusional, this type of display is being done on purpose to show the world and most especially all the disenchanted voters that want her husband to fail that she doesn't give a good *$%&@!% what we think about her. She wears these outfits on purpose to humiliate all of us in front of the world.
It's working, oh yes, it is working. How Carla must be laughing after seeing the photos from earlier today!
Motus sweetie, please chain yourself to her ankle with one of those chains like gang bangers and drug dealers put on their Rotweillers. That is the only way I can see this being prevented from happening again!
Not a good idea anymore for me to come here
ReplyDeletefirst thing in the morning.
My delicate system cannot take it....
Better I come later, when the caffein
has kicked in.
PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL, MOLs!!!
I understand that Oprah, Queen of the World, has outlawed stockings, but FLOTUS could have at least treated her own bare,rough legs with lotion, right?
ReplyDeleteAm I seeing things or is that hatwig being placed further and further back on the head?
ReplyDeleteI never really heard of Spanx (we don't get public assistance so we don't have a television but I HOPE that's going to CHANGE soon).
ReplyDeleteSo I did a search on google and learned that Spanx is body-shaping undergarments that go from the bustline to the top of the knee.
So my question would be are you sure this is not an undergarment? I mean it goes from the bustline to the top of the knee.
Not only that I also learned that Oprah has ditched all of her undergarments for the fashionable Spanx and has featured them on her television show, in her magazine, and on her website. "I love Spanx, I love Spanx. I wear Spanx every single day. I've given up panties. I wear Spanx."
I have no further comment.
I think First Lady ichelle Obama looks pretty dog on good for her age. She's smart, kind, caring AND good looking!
ReplyDeleteI think Michelle Obama is awesome. You folks are merely hateful and jealous!
ReplyDeletei think anon and andrea need to grow a bit butt and learn to dress like her.....sarc
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 10:18 pm: I agree BUT even more than that, I think they need to learn to spell!
ReplyDeleteAnon at 6:06PM writes: ichelle for Michelle and pretty dog on good for pretty doggone good.
But then I must be hateful and jealous to point out such things. 50 years old and called a hater for the 1st time in my life ~ oh my I am sooo proud of the people this country turns out!