Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The French are Different than You and Me

Well dear readers, you nailed it. There will be no press at the French Connection dinner this evening: just “official” Big White photographer Peter Souza. I think we all know what that means: all photos will have to be pre-approved - because of our transparency policy.

And while I know you’re anxious to hear about the dinner, we just have to wait until Pete get’s done with his “work." As I mentioned before, he’s not the sharpest Photoshop techie around. But he’s from Chicago, and he follow orders well.

But there was other news today. Starting early this morning; it was Groundhog day all over again. Honestly, I think Big Guy has milked this signing of the Obamacare bill for all it’s worth. This is like, what, the 12th time he’s inked it?  Lincoln only had to sign the Emancipation Declaration once. FDR only signed the Social Security Bill once. What’s up with Big Guy? Do we not have enough photo-ops around here?

ground hog daySigning the Healthcare and Education Bill, March 30, 2010. Note Big Guy’s lavender tie, color coordinated with Nancy’s suit and necklace in a deeper shade of purple.

 march 23 signing

Signing the Healthcare Bill, March 23, 2010. Here our tie is coordinated with Mini-Me’s and Nancy’s eyes.

 

 

 

Also earlier today Big Guy did a joint presser with Nicky. They did not coordinate their ties. I think Nicky’s listening to one of BO’s speeches on his iPod: better than the real thing.

watchout lavender tie alert

 

nancy practicing bows to head of state Sarko also met with the powerful House Majority leader this morning. Not satisfied  being the most powerful woman in the country, she might be thinking about running for president and upping that to the most powerful woman in the “whole world." It does look like she’s practicing bowing to foreign heads of state, which would be a big plus. After all, she did learn from the master:

Obama-bows-his-head-before-Queen-Pelosi Big Guy bows to the most powerful woman in the country. Unclear why, but then it always is.

Before the presser, Sarko and Carla went to lunch at Ben’s Chili Bowl on U Street. You are not going to believe this – but Carla ate two half-smokes! That’s right! Two hot dogs! For lunch! Don’t believe what you read elsewhere, I got this straight from Doris, and she waited on them so she should know. (She also said Nicky left a C-note for a tip. I don’t think Big Guy has ever left a C-note. But then, he just saw one for the first time a few years ago.) I’m still trying to figure out how Carla can do that and stay so skinny. Maybe she’ll just pick at her dinner tonight. I’ll bet she heard what we’re serving.

Here she is leaving Ben’s. I must say, those half-smokes seem to agree with her. What is it about those French women?

nicky and carla at bensrl sarko_bruni_dc

And yesterday, the Sarks went to Columbia where Nicky gave a speech:

CARLABRUNI

No wonder Lady M hates her.

I’ll get back to you about the dinner when ever Pete’s done messing around with his pictures.

12 comments:

  1. MOTUS, MOTUS!!! Laughing so hard I cannot post! Sweetie! ADORE - I mean, ADORE the pic of the bear climbing up dear Nancy's back - PERFECT! Eating that horrid head, all steeped in aerosol spray!

    Appoint that bear to something, quick. Before the Tea Party people get it.
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  2. Hahaha, MOTUS! Love the California Black Bear on Nanci's back. I can't tell you how much we are hoping the bear will give her s smack down...the sooner, the better.

    The FFA shows her insecurities when the beauteous Carla is around for sure. I can't wait for you to show us Pete's pictures...no one can airbrush and photoshop everything...they always miss SOMETHING but fortunately WE don't!
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  3. They are just so calculating. No doubt the media blackout so as not to draw any comparisons to the disgraceful manner in which they treated last week's WH guest.
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  4. Carla looks lovely and elegant and in shape.

    And MOO doesn't ---EVER!

    That's all you need to know about why
    there is a blackout on photos.
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  5. Dear France,

    May we please trade First Ladies?
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  6. My husband's boss used to go "missing" or "out of town" occasionally.

    Everyone knew he was at a Fat Farm.

    Is that what happened to MO? Maybe she needs to recuperate from the NYC hogfest.
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  7. The Bitter One has been outclassed in a major way by Carla Bruni.

    (and on MOO's home turf, too!)

    Carla looks stunning but also outclassed big MOO with her visits to Julliard and Carla's arts program for talented students.

    Ha Ha!

    Whoosh, Score, Carla!
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  8. You are correct, Anon. However, it could be something even she can't let us see...Botox gone wrong...very wrong? A case of droopy eye? Or maybe she had a little eyebrow lift to permanently get rid of the scowl and she went to Nanci's surgeon. We know she doesn't need any fillers since her face is, shall we say...filled out already...as in 3 tacos too many on her combination plate on any given day. Really, the possibilities are endless.

    Well, MOTUS and MOL's, it's a mystery (for now) but I guarantee that we will solve it. The only thing we know for sure is that Carla sends her running for cover; private dinner? Plueeeeze, First Fat Ass! As Big Bill is fond of saying: "That ole dog won't hunt." However, I'm sure that our MOTUS will find a way to give us the lowdown on the low class O's before Carla can rejoice in saying "Remerciez Dieu que nous avons pris les hot dogs et le piment et n'avons pas du manger ses legumes toxique de jardin." Count your blessings, Madame S!
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  9. Hate to change the subject but I think Big Guy is not only dreaming of Carla, he must be dreaming of "Drill Baby, Drill" Sarah too.
    Haha, fat chance either gives him a second thought.

    Lil
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  10. Lil, I'm absolutely positive that Carla and Sarah would find 0zer0 repugnant. Particularly since they each have a very suave, hunky, MANLY man. The Girly Man can dream on. Of course if the always insecure First Fat Ass gets a clue there may be bruises...hmmm, wonder if that big scar on the right side of 0zer0's head came from a flying boob belt?
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  11. Anon - only trade first ladys? How about we trade them the whole shebang, including Bawnie Fwank. They would reproduce Madame Guillotine PDQ!

    Especially after Moo tells them to eat an apple, while she consumes the nation's entire supply of gateau chocolat.
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  12. The French are different than you and me?

    Hell, Barack and Michelle are different than all of the French plus you and me.

    Mrs. P
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