The White House Correspondent’s Dinner? Are you sure? Because it looked more like the Entertainment Weekly Correspondent’s Dinner to me. Ashley Judd, Rachael Ray, Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Alec Baldwin, Dana Delany, Gabourey Sidibe 
– well, we all know what Gabby was there for.
They’ve all been at the White House, but I didn’t know they were on our official e-mail list now.
But really, what a difference a year makes! From fushia to red. (no jokes required)
From burger bump, to bump and grind. From art festival jewelry to, well, ok, more art festival jewelry, but not quite as tacky and not as prominently displayed.
But why oh why we have such trouble with the best hair money can buy, I’ll never know.
And I’m afraid we’re going to have to get back to the gym-zone pretty soon, because unless it’s just bad lighting, those guns are going to need a little more toning. Dare I suggest she start picking her burgers up with her hands again, instead of eating them with a knife and fork?
Yikes! Now that I look again I can see that I shouldn’t have slipped off to enjoy an adult beverage with Smootie after the initial round of pictures were snapped. My bad.
But I do think I did some of my best trompe l'oeil work earlier in the evening.
Plus, I managed to reflect Katie’s inner mouse:
I guess the D.C. elite didn’t enjoy Jay Leno taking shots at Big Guy, but other than that, it was another successful venue for Big Guy to practice his stand-up routine. All in all, a pretty successful Fox roast.
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