Saturday, December 4, 2010

Champagne DREAMS and Caviar Knishes

We dispensed with many of our religious and military responsibilities this past week, in order to clear the way for our December 18th (hopefully) annual Hawaiian get away.

First up, Jews: Hanukkah celebration, check.

hanukkah black and brown Two down, eight to go. Happy to be here!

next, military families: New Fisher House dedication, check.

fischer house  Repurposing in these times of trouble: Quilted argyle upholstery fabric and horse blanket wrap coat.

 

Finally, the military: Big Guy at Bagram, check.

bagram Happy to be here, too!

 

Lady M at the Big White cookies and crafts for our military families gathering, check.

toys for tots So what if it’s daytime brocade? At least it mostly fits and covers the knees! Hallelujah!

Ok, now that we’ve done our part, back to you, Congressional Dems. Here’s what we still have on our Lame Duck legislative wish list:

  • Lady M’s No Fat Kids’ Behinds Bill: because we have to feed the kids more in order to save them from obesity (check! Special Thanks to the House from Lady M and the SEIU!)
  • Unemployment extension: the only recessionary action PROVEN to create jobs!
  • Net Neutrality: Because someone’s bound to challenge the FCC’s authority to take over the Internet. We need a law that makes shutting down conservative content the sole responsibility of our FCC Czar.
  • START: Because you can always have too many nuclear deterrence devices.
  • DADT: Because Colin Powell and editorial writers across the country say so. And our own internal survey, conducted by our own, hand selected, consultant said military men and women agree with us.
  • Dream Act:  “to give young people the chance to obtain legal status by pursuing a higher education, or by serving in the U.S. armed forces for the country they've grown up in and love as their own.” See how mean it would be to deny them the right their parents denied them?
  • Extending Middle Class Tax Cuts: Because despite the fact that the Bush tax cuts were only tax cuts for the rich when he was in office, by letting them expire we will now be imposing tax increases on the beleaguered middle class. Or something. All I know is we need to tax the fat cats more, because Nancy Pelosi is covering the need to create new jobs by increasing unemployment benefits.

So, if you don’t mind, lets get crackin’! We’ve got a lot of Winter Holiday plannin’  and partyin’ to get on with.

95 comments:

  1. MO only seems happy with kids. I guess she knows they aren't holding her to any standard of decorum.

    I like the cookie party dress, but one wonders where she got the idea that a party always calls for shiny. Metallic shoes are so 1980s. And, of course, the d*mned dress is sleeveless. Maybe MO has a perspiration problem?

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  2. In the first picture doesn't MO look drugged? She has a vacant look on her face staring into space a dopey smile must have been when the drugs kicked in....

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  3. As a matter of fact they both look like automatons numbed if you ask me

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  4. They're both sort of flat-lining-- no peaks or valleys or as you say "numbed".  I don't know what their problem is, we're the ones who have to endure all the problems they cause. Will this legislative session never by over?

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  5. "<span>staring into space"...... maybe because she always has to stand beside TheWon and 'look happy'?</span>

    "<span>staring into space"...... maybe because she 'hates' being F.L., as was reported by Carla Sarkozy?</span>

    Butt then we shouldn't read into her expressions, should we? We could just stand by and let their actions speak for them!

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  6. Won't be long now.
    Grass skirts and boob belts.

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  7. True.  They're so bored at events that aren't all about them.  They just want it to be over with - her so she can go spend more taxpayer money, him so he can watch ESPN.  What a couple of dolts.

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  8. I'm puzzled by how MOO holds her hands with the outside fingers spread apart. Try it at home. it's impossible. I think she practiced this gesture to make her hands look feminine.

    In January I do my semi-annual MOO clothes extravaganza video showcasing all her clothes for that period. It's going to be a blowout this time because she wore so many clothes in so little time.  

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  9. Those of you familiar with my comments know that I can be brutally honest about the First Lardy. Butt I have to say I think the dark brocade outfit is probably the prettiest, most flattering, most FL-like ensemble she's worn since before the inauguration. Granted it's not appropriate to the occasion, butt at least she looks as attractive as possible for her. (Yes I'm all about the Christmas spirit and being all generous and kind. So don't expect me to say anything nice once the <strike> eggnog and rum punch </strike> holidays are over.)

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  10. <span>Those of you familiar with my comments know that I can be brutally honest about the First Lardy. Butt I have to say I think the dark brocade outfit is probably the prettiest, most flattering, most FL-like ensemble she's worn since before the inauguration. Granted it's not appropriate to the occasion, butt at least she looks as attractive as possible for her. (Yes I'm all about the Christmas spirit and being all generous and kind. So don't expect me to say anything nice once the holidays are over.)</span>

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  11. Looking forward to that, Granny. Love your new avatar!

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  12. Don't be surprised to see more photos of Barack faux eating cheeseburgers, fries etc. He looks like the incredible shrinking man
    in these photos. On his way to becoming the invisible man; so much so
    that Michelle yells "Bu..rock, you are makin' me look so big!"

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  13. Granny Jan...I am trully awaiting the 'release' of your semi-annual epic, MOO clothes extravaganza!!!  If I wore false, caterpillar, eye lashes, they would be fluttering right now!!!  

    And I LOVE the Barrack Heidi Obama gravitar :)

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  14. Not only is the brocade outfit (with jacket) finally somewhere in the ballpark, as Portia said, but the outfit with the tan coat is as well.

    It is appropriate (wonder of wonders!), and the cut of the coat is perfect for balancing her figure.  And decent.

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  15. So much you have reflected for us today, MOTUS...and so little time...

    My first thoughts, when I saw 'Big Guy' (or as I like to call him Duh Won) coming thru the curtains at Bagram...he looks like a little child coming 'out' from behind mama's (or wifey MAOs) skirts.

    He is that 'small.'  Weight Watchers, NutriSystem and Dr. Atkins peeps should all be working 24/7 to find the 'incredible shrinking BHO formulary' and bottle it.  Maybe George Soros could fund the research.

    And in the spririt of all things Christmas...I would like to add that I concur with Portia Elizabeth upthread.  The brocade ensemble (knee length, and with sleeves!!!  can I have a Mormon Tabernacle Choir chorus of the 'Halluelia?') is age, situation, appropriate.

    We. Will. Never. See. THAT. Outfit. Again.

    Evah.

    Maybe Shelli had one of those 'dreams....' you know three ghosts  visited (Coco Chanel, Oleg Cassini, the Fruit of the Loom guys) and she had an epiphany!!!  Que the MTC one more time!!!

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  16. She looks potted in that first photo.  Pretending like she gives a damn must really take it out of her.

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  17. MichelleIndependentDecember 4, 2010 12:08 PM

    And from behind the curtain emerges 3-hour-tour Gilligan Obama.

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  18. MichelleIndependentDecember 4, 2010 12:10 PM

    The MOOchers are squeezing in all their holiday photo ops before they
    live large off our dime in Hawaii.

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  19. They are just not that into religion.  Butt they have to keep up appearances.

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  20. Butt the skirt reminds me of ivy-league socks.

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  21. We're so happy to see Moo covered up, we decide to like the Mamie Eisenhower outfit..
    I'm not in Grinch mode, I swear, my tree is up, right next to the menorah on the mantle..{I draw the line at Kwanza, sorry}
    Having qualified that, I think the Mamie dress is kind of ugly sorry...Just me, I guess, I don't like prints and never wear them, not ever, except if my grandchildren gave me a print something or other, I would wear it, and love it.
    Perhaps because at 5'4" prints just drown me.. I like them on others, sometimes, well seldom, to be exact, but to each his own.. I would be grasping at straws to say I liked that dress, unless it's 'like' as opposed to what she usually wears..
    P.S. I told my 12 year old granddaughter I was going to buy a new purse, she helped pick it out, well it's eggplant and I carry it everywhere..so there..

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  22. Its called cigarettes ....

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  23. I'm ashamed to say that I agree. The brocade outfit has just the right amount of festiveness, steering that fine line between drab and vulgar.

    I'll give her a break on the argyle outfit too, which looks pulled together, and the solids on top tame the pattern. Plus, the patterned skirt tends to pull the eye away from her face, and that's a good thing -- right?

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  24. I'd say it's got a blue-blood golfer vibe. Channeling the Kennedies, maybe.

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  25. Grammar gone wild; I guess it's Kennedeys.

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  26. Sophie, I'm with you.

    While I respect and appreciate those who generously give the First Moocher decent marks for the brocade Mamie dress, it's just inappropriate for the occasion. 

    Military folk are not exactly paid top dollar and would likely be made to feel aware of the status gap by the Moocher's show-offy "glamour." Consciously, or subconsciously, she has to demonstrate superiority by being the benevolent Grand Diva ministering to the commoners. It's sickening and it's obvious.

    What this ignorant insensitive empress in crap clothing doesn't recognize is that our incredible American military family—more humbly attired—kicks her colossally fat ass in every way possible! 

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  27. Do you think she'll attach a boob belt to her Hawai'i swimsuit?

    After all, she IS sooooo fashion-forward (while wearing 50s, 60s and 70s outfits!).

    She is last year's Thanksgiving turkey--OVERDONE!

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  28. This is why we don't see her for days at a time.

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  29. MOO is inappropriate...for ANY occasion.

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  30. Otis T. CribblecobbleDecember 4, 2010 2:23 PM

    M0 does have that faraway look in her eyes, like she wants to be far away. And her mouth is in that twisted grin that indicates she hasn't decided which side of her mouth to talk out of.

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  31. Otis T. CribblecobbleDecember 4, 2010 2:26 PM

    Butt won't the grass skirt get all greasy?

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  32. Otis T. CribblecobbleDecember 4, 2010 2:33 PM

    What if B0 were to get smaller and smaller and finally just go poof! like the Cheshire cat's smile?

    Please don'w wake me up, I'm having a wonderful dream.

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  33. Otis T. CribblecobbleDecember 4, 2010 2:34 PM

    Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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  34. One more time: Kennedys. But given the habits of ol' Ted & clan, they probably misspell it too.

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  35. I think if he quit smoking, he'd gain some weight.

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  36. And her great comments about 'simple gifts' being the best...as she prepares to spend untold thousands of tax dollars on her Christmas/Holiday vacay to Hawaii...Phony, phony..and did I say phony?  Like she 'never' gets out of town because of all her sacrificin', so somehow we the people owe it to her?  Sheesh....

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  37. I hate to be in the position of defending Mooch, but if I'm going to snipe, I'll do it honorably.

    As a general principle, if she wore something that looked humble, it might be interpreted as being disrespectful. Remember that ghastly tunic thing she wore in London? It sent the message: "I'm not even going to try to look dignified for all you white imperialists."

    To be fair, I would say she's trying to send the message that military families deserve a dignified reception. Maybe she doesn't believe it, but at least the effort is there. And everybody (including military families) knows that the folks in the White House generally have more resources than those in the military, and they would expect to see FLOTUS wearing something upscale for a special occasion.

    So now I can snipe in good conscience when it's more deserved.

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  38. Nice try, Radegunda!  And she did cover up her arms and her neckline was respectable!  If only she'd forsake the shiny fabric!  Expensive wool blend suits also show respectability.  Humble, done impeccably, is more honorable than shiny, done haphazardly.  Sorry...just sayin'

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  39. "Two down, eight to go. Happy to be here!"

    Dear MOTUS, have you been hitting the Seder wine?  There are eight candles total to be lit on a Hanukkah Menorah.  If two are lit, then there are six to go.  Oy vey!

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  40. Another of her failed attempts to look like a woman

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  41. I think the original Barbie has a separated little finger. Must be a finishing school thing?

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  42. I think the argyle skirt outfit might look better if she was wearing it with some panache -- close the coat, stand up straight, etc.

    The brocade suit is the best she has looked since the Inauguration (I liked what she wore walking up the street with BO). The stupid adolescent metallic shoes are a wonder to me though. I guess her Mom wouldn't let her wear them when she was a girl in the 1980s

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  43. I have to point out that MO took that jacket OFF and underneath she was SLEEVELESS AGAIN!

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  44. I agree,  nice wool suits and other nice things ARE out there.  But we know she doesn't listen to anyone about her clothes, and doesn't look to the appropriate role models.  Or any role models or any precedent.

    But as I said long ago, my standards have become very basic regarding Michelle.  First and foremost, I just want her to look decent.  And by decent, I mean covered up.  And not with something knit that shows every little nook and cranny, as someone put it.  Or in pants that are so tight I feel almost as intimate with her as I would had I been invited to witness the birth of her children.

    Once that's covered (literally!), my second wish is (b) that she dress as a grown woman, if not as the older, mature woman she actually is.  I've seen teenagers dressing with more gravitas than she does in those sleeveless, low-necked, high-waisted, boob-belted, full-skirted, knee-baring giant little princess get-ups she prances around in.

    After that, I would ask that (c) outfits be appropriate to the occasion.  In other words, no shorts on Air Force One; no bright cocktail afternoon dresses at ceremonies honoring someone's memory; no gilded outfits during the day, no bra straps sticking out ANYWHERE, ever.  Ever!

    Once those three requirements are met, only then am I free to consider whether or not I actually like the outfit. 

    With other First Ladies, that is what I considered in the first place.  But with this one, we can't just assume she will be decently covered, or anything else normal. We have to look at each outfit through our fingers first, to see what horrors await.

    On rare occasion, though, she does manage to more or less fulfull these three requirements, and then we are where we would be starting with with any other First Lady (or pretty much any other woman in the public eye, or even pretty much every other reasonably respectable woman on earth).  Only then do we have the luxury of noticing details, doing a real critique of the clothes, and deciding whether we, personally, like the look.

    In the case of the tan coat outfit, yes, I like the look.  In the case of the brocade dress, no, I don't particularly like it.  But hey, it isn't downright insulting to the audience, or something that makes you feel you should avert your eyes, so it's just fine with me.

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  45. Ok, not to steal any of "Teh Won's" thunder, or those brave soldiers in attendance, but these Presidential war photo ops visits go back to Vietnam, maybe before....these are admin troops/transition troops.....the combat troops are protecting the perimeter of BO's visit.  My husband never got to see Bob Hope or the Golddiggers during his two tours in VN, by virtue he was always there as a rifle platoon or company commander.  God Bless the troops, but the MSM coverage sucks :P

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  46. Ok, not to steal any of "Teh Won's" thunder, or those brave soldiers in attendance, but these Presidential war photo ops visits go back to Vietnam, maybe before....these are admin troops/transition troops.....the combat troops are protecting the perimeter of BO's visit.  My husband never got to see Bob Hope or the Golddiggers during his two tours in VN, by virtue he was always there as a rifle platoon or company commander.  God Bless the troops, but the MSM coverage sucks :P

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  47. Ok, not to steal any of "Teh Won's" thunder, or those brave soldiers in attendance, but these Presidential war photo ops visits go back to Vietnam, maybe before....these are admin troops/transition troops.....the combat troops are protecting the perimeter of BO's visit.  My husband never got to see Bob Hope or the Golddiggers during his two tours in VN, by virtue he was always there as a rifle platoon or company commander.  God Bless the troops, but the MSM coverage sucks :P

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  48. How did my triple post happen?  So sorry :(

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  49. How did my triple post happen?  So sorry :(

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  50. Calls for extra strength, water repellent leg grease

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  51. Alana - I agree.  We have to lower the standards with this one.  If she is appropiate its practically a miracle.  If she dresses nicely - must have been an accident.  She is trying to make some statement with her fashion choices - the question is what statement.  I feel bad for the desginers she choses as her look, I'm sure, was not what they had in mind when designing it.

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  52. Okay - so the focus in on MO and some mention of BO.  However, he wins worse dressed with that 1970's MEMBERS ONLY jacket!  He's trying to look cool - like Bush in a bomber jacket - but something went way wrong on the way to Afghanistan.  Oh - that's it - he bought it in Afghanistan where it is the latest rage!  Makes sense now.

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  53. Denise, thank God for your husband and his service. Thank God too, for Bob Hope, who never forgot the boys.
    My own dh never got to see him either, unless you count Radio City..but that's another story..

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  54. Dreamin' of Hawaii no doubt.

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  55. Have you seen Granny Jan's video on Moochelle?  Amazing.  BO will bankrupt the country.  MO will bankrupt BO.  There is no way they can keep up with her grifter ghetto spending.  Maybe he has some scam planned for 2012 ala Al Bore to reap in millions of dollars.  I can't imagine anyone would buy another of his stupid books or pay to hear him speak.  Maybe they can get govment housing like his Aunt.  "Keepin it simple" - yeah right.

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  56. <span>Dreamin' of Hawaii, no doubt, where she can indulge in Polynesian Paralysis or maybe a double dose of Xanex.
    </span>

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  57. They are definitely medicated...self or otherwise.

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  58. Ladies, ladies don't get carried away.  We haven't seen a rear view.  The coat works because it covers up the FA in FFA.  The shiny shoes affirm for me that she is still stuck in vulgar mode.

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  59. MO has no personal style and  that makes her look sloppy.
    Her closet is filled with stripes, polka dots, plaid, chevron, sequins, too tight, too short, too long, big belts, sleeveless, 3/4 sleeves, funky looking prints and on and on.
    Nowhere in her closet is a serious suit, a tailored tank top or blouse, or a basic black dress.   She must have an aversion to black/navy/beige pumps.  Tights but not classic hose. 
    The most wealthy of fashionable women have all the basics that they might wear for years, along with a few trendy pieces.
    Women on a budget dress better than MO, they're very careful about their purchases.
    MO is like someone who won the lottery and just buys anything that is expensive thinking she'll look super.

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  60. She obviously tells them what she wants:  Shiny is FFA's version of derigueur...tight, sleeveless, above the knee, low cut, ass-forming... did I mention shiny?  Add drapery fabric, sparkley, blingey and always inappropriate.  Take that whitey.  I'm keepin' it real.

    MOTUS, Now that Baby Doc's "kids book" is out, I hope you will try to put the kabosh on a FFA BO book.  Poor thing deserves better...butt you know it's coming, oui?  She isn't smart enough to muster up anything else.  Her version?  See Bo.  See Bo run.  See BO walk Meeeshill.  See BO lead Barack.  She would no doubt make it a dog book for kids.  That's her speed.

    PS Don't let her read this and get any ideas.

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  61. One of the troops posted on Weazel Zippers that they edit out the significant number of chants of "Bush, Bush, Bush"  as a way of legally humiliating Teh Won.

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  62. Madame - I love the "Baby Doc" and also Meeeshill.  These two are always providing us with material.  Also, who on earth would buy his stupid kid's book?  Although, the way she spends $$ they need every penny they can get their hands on.  By the way, BO is going shiny too.  As I posted on the story today - he went to Afghanistan in a shiny MEMBERS ONLY jacket - circa 1977.  Some people get chrome rims - some chrome clothes.  Just keepin it real - whitey.

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  63. Who will buy his book? Who voted for him? 90% of AfAms and tons of white liberals and latinos who are hoping for amnesty for latinos.

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  64. Yeah, CalGirl -- keeping it real means wearing shiny shit because every day is a holiday when you're a minority.

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  65. CalGal -- I think the statement is, "I'm a smoking hot AfAm woman and not all all like all those boring whitie FLOTUSes who came before me. Smoke! N! HOT Me!"

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  66. I wonder if MO read even a wikipedia article on Haunakah (please forgive my spelling, it's a word that I can never master) before hostessing an event that was about the holiday. I suspect that her staff "informed" her as she rushed into the room to preside over the event.

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  67. Your triple post was a gift of the Triple Post Fairy, who chooses which posts deserve that honor!

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  68. Well, doggies! As we hillbillies say -- you have NAILED it, Srdem! Thank you.

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  69. Good point.  This must be like going to all 57 states . . .

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  70. You have summed it up brilliantly, srdem65!  Exactly right.

    Oddly, for a woman who is the most powerful in the world, lawyer, education official (Asst Dean of student affairs, translation sets up speakers, etc), medical expert (patient dumping) etc, she has no work wardrobe as most of us have -- as Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, and Nancy Pelosi have -- because, apparently, nobody cared if she showed up or what she wore to her no-show, six-figure jobs.  This left her without a normal working wardrobe --nothing between the sweats and the wallpaper-brocade cocktail outfits.  It shows when she has to do normal First-Lady things like cutting ribbons, visiting kids or whatever.

     We don't expect Jackie O every time, we just expect her to show up wearing normal, flattering, working woman clothes.  It's not that hard.  But she seems to find it impossible.  

    In the absence of any normal, confident woman who knows what looks good on her, who knows how to dress for any event, who understands fashion -- we have essentially a teenager, arrested development 48 year old not very attractive woman who simply throws on whatever she thinks might work.

    She has a couple of nice things -- the Donna Karen wrap coat is one -- but she totally lacks a basic wardrobe and an understanding of her role.  

    Meanwhile, here is Carla effortlessly demonstrating how to do India:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/04/carla-bruni-india-photos_n_792114.html#s199205

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  71. She looks like something from Madame Toussaud's.

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  72. She looks like something from Madame Toussaud's.

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  73. Bingo!  Zero panache.

    She just sort of throws clothes on, galumphs along, gracelessly, awkwardly.

    Zero panache.

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  74. Bingo!  Zero panache.

    She just sort of throws clothes on, galumphs along, gracelessly, awkwardly.

    Zero panache.

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  75. Re the metallic shoes, she got a deal on a case of them at Payless.  Now she can throw them away after one (hoseless) wearing.

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  76. Re the metallic shoes, she got a deal on a case of them at Payless.  Now she can throw them away after one (hoseless) wearing.

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  77. You raise a very important issue with MO. What did she wear to work or other events before they remade her into a faux fashion icon? We all have our style and know what works for us. But she does not seem to know that.  It has to be some edgy cringeworthy experimental fashion design guinea pig everytime.

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  78. <span>You raise a very important issue with MO. What did she wear to work or other events before they remade her into a faux fashion icon? We all have our style and know what works for us. But she does not seem to know that.  It has to be some edgy cringeworthy experimental fashion design guinea pig everytime.</span>

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  79. Carla:  Wowsers!  Very <span>simply</span> gorgeous. 

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  80. Carla:  Wowsers!  Very <span>simply</span> gorgeous. 

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  81. Moo makes getting dressed look like so much WORK..if she would stick to a few nice classics and some simple jewlery, it wouldn't be such a damn Project, all the time. Who wants to spend their life picking out the latest 'look at me' crap..
    Most of my friends and family wear the same ten things over and over, I think most people do, especially these days..

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  82. Exactly, Sophie.  Not every woman has the ability to turn herself out like Jackie O, but those of us who show up at work, in professional situations and settings, and work in our clothes, realize that the outfits have to 'work' for us.  Comfort, not wrinkle easily, not fussy, classic 'as in' Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, with simple lines and basic good looks.  I shop thrift stores...find NWT, and gently used designer stuff, but every piece is a simple classic that will work with everything else in the closet.  Shoes have to be simple...as someone said earlier..navy, black, browns, The basics I can find online at Macy's and Penneys. Takes a little thought, though, and Coldwater Creek has great sales in their outlet store.  And shifting gears a bit, IF, and that's a big IF, Michelle were a pleasant, humble, grateful, patriotic American woman, she could dress like a frump and we'd still love her.  We'd make excuses for her lack of style or grace.  Butt..she is not any of those things, so the snarks continue.

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  83. The fabulous Carla!  Always a winner.

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  84. I fixed the very old photo of Obama looking goofy at a baby. Now I know why he has that expression.

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  85. It will be on the required buy list for SEIU members.

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  86. Unfortunately they're in government housing now.

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  87. What, Me Worry?

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  88. Barack's cocaine use is up! No use for food when you're using! First Wookie prefers Xanax and booze.

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  89. Bingo MOTUS!  That is exacting my take,  a checklist.   There is no heart in any of it.  "Get this tedious crap over with and we are finally off to Hawaii"
    As far as the lame duck goes,  it's a horror show and I'm trying to not pay attention.

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  90. I also thought the brocade suit wasn't bad, but then she had to go and spoil it by taking the jacket off.  What is it with this woman and sleeveless dresses? 

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  91. You know dull/vacant eyes can be the first sign of a stroke.

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  92. Like this!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7iqJo2-6M8

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  93. Like this!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7iqJo2-6M8

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  94. Says it all!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzmf7ZJRI9M

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  95. Carla is so classy and understated.  And, you can look like Jackie-O when you're spending this kind of $$$$$.  Simply pick beautiful designers - Michael Cors, Ralph Lauren and pick clothes that work on your body.  This is impossible for her because she REALLY believes she is the incarnation of Marie Antionette.  Not merely a first lady - but royalty. As I said before, watch anny Ja's Favorite Things - she will bankrupt them.  When you get used to that kind of luxury you spend yourself in oblivian - think MC Hammer or Michael Jackson, and Obama is only worth 5 million.  For a lifestyle like theirs you need at least 50 million. Granny Jan's.

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