Good grief! We take a short holiday to celebrate Big Guy’s extraordinary job approval ratings and look what happens: Libya’s on the verge of civil war, and Qaddafi flees Tripoli, Wisconsin’s on the verge of civil war and the Democrats flee Madison, Washington is threatening to shut down the federal government in lieu of a civil war and the Senate flees town.
Is it any wonder Lady M is scowling?
… we’re wearing last year’s Stay-Puft
Here she is stuck in Vail with the Wee Wons, while Big Guy’s back at the Big White where it’s painfully apparent he could use her sage counsel.
Whoa, Big Guy! That’s a path to nowhere. Turn! Now!
Butt don’t worry, Lady M is going to soldier on: for the Wee Wons. For the Let’s MOOve Program. As we established a long time ago, she’s willing to sacrifice whatever it takes to get the economy rolling again.
So, yesterday we mastered riding on the gondola without our skis or boots, and managed to squeeze in a fashion shoot for the local fashionista magazine, modeling the softer side of ski helmets.
Does this ski helmet make me look like a conehead?
Today we took to the slopes with our skis and boots. The first look MO tried to go with was an outfit from the ethnic collection, butt it seemed to attract too much attention -
especially when we took that inevitable tumble:
Don’t worry – the snack pack is intact!
Plus, the peasant outfit made her butt look big, so we changed into something a little more contemporary for our aerial performance:
Lady M didn’t really like the brown and white motif, so we finally settled on something both fashionable and functional; a fur trimmed Air Force blue ski jacket, equipped with a powder pink ski leash that allows me to stay in close proximity to her butt as she goes shooting down hill, out of control, despite my best efforts. She does, after all, have the weight advantage. And we are going downhill.
From Vail, this is MOTUS, your cub sports reporter and winter sports enthusiast, signing off.
Lady M earned this special Vail pin on her very first run
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Oh oh oh, wonderful, MOTUS!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping to see your cute pink bonnet and booties on the slopes butt didn't realize how much work you would have to be doing.
Just be careful when she gets to the bottom, that she doesn't drag you under a bus.
I hope one of our FOMs is a mathematician and can calculate the velocity of an object that heavy moving downhill at that angle, and how much stopping distance would be needed.
Perhaps she just launches herself right into the buffet and the table halts her progression?
Oh, by the way. Is Little Mo with you on the slopes? Or curled up cozily among the salad bar offerings, knowing he'll be safe their from Moozilla?
ReplyDeleteYou look adorable, Motus. You put a smile on my face after viewing MO's scowl.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else see the picture of BO coaching girls' basketball team?He is dressed completely in black and looks like he lost half his body weight. He is positively skeletal. Wonder if his suits are padded?
With shiny knees,
ReplyDeleteFlotus skis
While the world flees
Break a leg please.
OMG, it's almost like you were there! Ok, it wasn't the buffet table that she ran into, it was the outdoor sausage cart. Butt we did have to treat her bruises with several doses of therapeutic bratwurst. :-D
ReplyDeleteMichelle has a fondness for fluffy white things. (Whipped cream, ice cream, marshmallows.) The minute I saw her inaugural gown (made of toilet paper) I knew we were in for hard times.
ReplyDeleteWhy wear white on the slopes? For camoflage purposes? Why wear white at all? Don't you know it makes a person, however fabulous she may be, look fat?
Give props to those of us in the medical/health care arena who wear white polyesther scrub pants so that you don't have to!
I never knew the job of President of the United States took so little actual work time. So much free time to party, vacation and play golf and basketball.
ReplyDeleteHe's here with us helping out with security. Little Mo doesn't ski, he's a city mole, butt he's really enjoying the trip. They have really great salad bars here and even better ones at Beaver Creek.
ReplyDeleteThank you sooo much jersey jen! :-[
ReplyDeleteThank you soooo much jersey jen!
ReplyDeleteI missed that photo butt isn’t it wonderful that big Guy takes time to teach others what he has learned? As for padding his clothes, he’s been using a pair of socks for padding since high school.
A.Men, I know it looks like the easy life, butt you try shooting hoops 6 times per week, playing a round or two of golf 5 times per week, taking 8 to 10 vacations per year to stimulate the economy, travelling to far flung exotic countries 5 or 6 times per year to apologize for George W. Bush, plugging a damn hole, looking for asses to kick, Organizing For America and still having time to Win The Future. It’s not as easy as it looks.
WTF, he is historic! ;)
We haven't seen Mahlia in these photos -- wonder what she's doing. I realized in taht GPS vid, the three dots are MOO, Sasha, and MOTUS!
ReplyDeleteWell, aren't we a little William "Papa" ShakesSmear! 8-)
ReplyDeleteWe'll take that sentiment under advisement. ;)
Love it. You are too funny MOTUS. Thanks for making my day. Sometimes the headlines can get a big overwhelming and it is fun to come on here and see how well you are taking care of MOO
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of ladies everywhere, thank you for wearing white scrubs so we don’t have to. Well, for the ladies everywhere because I don’t wear pants. ;)
ReplyDeleteButt remember, Lady M is all about sacrifice and she actually likes to wear white pants. Remember Florida?
Lady M stuck both Wee Wons in ski lessons. That way we stop for snacks, doesn't have to explain why she can have marshmallows AND whipped cream in her hot chocolate and they can't. O:-)
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, OMG - She'll have a nervous break down hanging around all that white stuff.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, I shared it on Facebook butt the hardest part was picking the picture to go with it. I went with the Vail Daily. This is one of your best and had me in stiches.
ReplyDeleteMotus...perhaps the scowl captured in the first picture is from all the belt tightening (figuratively of course) Flo and the girls had to do. A piece in American Thinker says she has sacrificed by taking Air Force II and is slumming it in Vail where her accommodations are half the price of what she paid in Spain. Butt I'm sure she will make it up on a future trip where she won't be so noticeable as she is on the excruciatingly white slopes in the Rocky Mountain high country.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you're only a figurehead...go figure.
ReplyDelete<p>Wonderful, just wonderful, MOTUS! Another mah-velous post.
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</p><p>I concur with Jersey Jen: You are just adorable!
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</p><p>Mo-Mo, on the other hand, not so much. It's impressive how she conveys resentment/ghetto/smelliness whatever the setting. She's unprecedented, all right.
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Could she wear the bank robber ski mask all the time ?
ReplyDeleteThink what it would do for national morale !
I think her jacket is unzipped because IT Is TOO TIGHT !
I skied a long time and I don't remember having my jacket flapping around, is that the new style ? But then we were really mooo-ving so we wore turtlenecks and sweaters, no jackets,maybe a down vest if it was really freezing.
Of course, on the bunny hill, it probably doesn't matter..
I have never seen someone that gigantic, with that center of gravity be able to ski, well maybe Shreck, but he's not real, is he ?
Looks like First Diva and Divette don't even carry their own skis or put on their own boots...fakers..
Just another of her ongoing sacrifices for the people, ba, butt she actually likes the Stay Pufts.
ReplyDeleteHere's the calorie count for Mo's dinner...she did eat vegetables raised by the local schoolchildren...right off the vine.
ReplyDeleteCoffee-braised Short Ribs With Ancho Chile
Serving Size: 1 (599 g)
Servings Per Recipe: 6
Amount Per Serving% Daily ValueCalories <span>1575.8</span> Calories from Fat 127981%Total Fat <span><span>142.1</span></span><span> g</span>218%Saturated Fat <span><span>60.3</span></span><span> g</span>301%Monounsaturated Fat <span>65.4</span><span> g</span>327%Polyunsaturated Fat <span>5.7</span><span> g</span>28%Trans Fat <span>0.0</span><span> g</span>0%Cholesterol <span><span>287.2</span></span><span> mg</span>95%Sodium <span>380.0</span><span> mg</span>15%Potassium <span>1290.7</span><span> mg</span>36%Magnesium <span>77.9</span><span> mg</span>3%Total Carbohydrate <span><span>16.0</span></span><span> g</span>5%Dietary Fiber <span><span>2.9</span></span><span> g</span>11%Sugars <span><span>9.7</span></span><span> g</span>39%Protein <span><span>56.2</span></span><span> g</span>112%
By the way, where's Malia. Did she get hurt already or is she being disciplined again?
Thanks Granny! Actually Lady M, the hat and the cropping did all the work. All I had to do was watch and refract.
ReplyDeleteyeah. Maybe we'll go to Vegas next, where we'll just blend in.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile the schoolkids in Chicago don't care for MO's Healthy Menu for them.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.chicagotribune.com/health/ct-met-new-school-lunches-20110220,0,6830768.story
I haven't even read the previous comments yet butt MOTUS you are the cutest snowbunny evah! Please be careful though, MA0 is bigger than a Great Dane and that darling leash could be your downfall.
ReplyDeleteButt I have figured something out: MA0 is using the The Wee Wons as human photo embargo shields -- their privacy must be protected, so the embargo is justified. This allows her the most glamorous vaycays she evah had while she sacrifices for her children. You know, The One's Wee Wons must have all the advantages of the Kennedys, Bushes and The Royal Family, you know. Just think MA0, you could be riding the lift at Gstaad and attending The Royal Wedding if you hadn't manhandled QE2.
And any pics that do slip through, well she is all about family, you know.
Best comment evah, MOTUS! Butt, B0 is probably relieved to have a little downtime from MA0 and her scowl, though I am sure she arranged the B-ball gig to keep him family-friendly, you know. Where is Granny Racist? Is it her assignment to keep an eye on The Won while MA0 and entourage ride the gondola?
ReplyDeleteYou mean she's not hitting the hot buttered rum? For your sake, I hope you are, dear MOTUS.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS - you are too much, very funny
ReplyDeleteAdministration officials said Sunday that the White House had done nothing to encourage the demonstrations in Wisconsin — nor was it doing so in Ohio, Florida and other states where new Republican governors are trying to make deep cuts to balance their budgets.
ReplyDeleteAnd that makes perfect sense, because we all remember Obama saying "There is no reason for those of us who were sent here to lead to just walk away."
The stopping distance of a semi-truck (80,000 pounds), going 55 mph, is about 100 yards (the length of a football field). Not that I'm making a comparison in size or weight to the lovely first lady. I'm just sayin' . . .
ReplyDeleteAnd, of course, the semi-truck has compressed-air brakes, though those could be hidden under the parka.
How are the schoolchildren going to get their veggies if MA0 is eating them all? Butt someone has to sacrifice, you know.
ReplyDeleteI am guessing Malia is hiding from MA0 (I know I would be), maybe with some nice ski instructors. At least someone will get something out of this trip. MA0 won't allow Sasha to leave her side in case a photo slips through or maybe just to camouflage her butt.
Saw this on another blog:
ReplyDeleteThe first lady went to Restaurant Kelly Liken in Vail Village on Saturday night, dining on a pickled pumpkin salad with arugula and a braised ancho-chile short rib with hominy wild mushrooms and sauteed kale.
Apparently this is what MO had for dinner last night on her luxury ski trip in Vail. A classic ‘let them eat cake’ moment. But be that as it may, look at the calorie count on that dish!! How the hell do you burn that off? More importantly why is she not setting a good example by ordering salads and eating healthy herself?
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Nutrition Facts
Coffee-braised Short Ribs With Ancho Chile
Serving Size: 1 (599 g)
Servings Per Recipe: 6
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value
Calories 1575.8
Calories from Fat 1279 81%
Total Fat 142.1 g 218%
Saturated Fat 60.3 g 301%
Monounsaturated Fat 65.4 g 327%
Polyunsaturated Fat 5.7 g 28%
Trans Fat 0.0 g 0%
Cholesterol 287.2 mg 95%
Sodium 380.0 mg 15%
Potassium 1290.7 mg 36%
Magnesium 77.9 mg 3%
Total Carbohydrate 16.0 g 5%
Dietary Fiber 2.9 g 11%
Sugars 9.7 g 39%
Protein 56.2 g 112%
She managed to include 2 stereotypes in one meal. Arugula-elitist and ribs...you know what. Rush just went after her about the ribs, butt I'm not surprised at all.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS -- love the pink look! And this post from the front had me laughing out loud. I predict a Pulitzer in your future.
ReplyDeletePlease forgive me for going right to the gutter, but when I saw that magazine cover of MO, the first thought in my mind was that she looked like a dick. I'm pretty sure that's not the look she was going for.
Big ugly scowl on MOO as usual.
ReplyDeleteThe First Hypocrite Grifter is a very unhappy low-life.
Oh thanks, Janice, for these calculations.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the numbers for a downhill-speeding Moomath would be very close.
So MOTUS will know she has about 100 yards to get dehitched and to a safe place before the crash.
Thanks USM.
ReplyDeleteRe. Granny R: I don't have access to her schedule, butt Little Mo reports his relatives have spotted her in Boca.
Look, I'll accept that anyone can get caught by a camera while making a less-than-pleasant face. But I swear, this woman, for all her privilege and position, for all the places she gets to go and the people she gets to meet, looks SO SOUR and UNPLEASANT all the freaking TIME.
ReplyDeleteKnowing pre-teens the way most of us do; it wouldnt be a surprise that the older girl refused to go on this ski trip.
ReplyDelete"snow is stupid, skiing isn't fun, everybody will be looking at me, my friends don't want to go" and every other whine that a pre-teen has for generations.
Add in SecretService guys all hanging around and forbidding anyone to talk to them or come close. No way to raise children..
MOLS, if you live near DC this is a must do: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2011/02/21/want-to-reenact-an-obama-date-night/
ReplyDeleteMOO's birthday/date night menu of lobster, steak and ice cream recreated for only $85...from Wolfgang Big Bucks.
right in the gutter with you, LMAO 8-)
ReplyDeleteMOTUS - Your refractors must have been working triple overtime in the last picture of MO (with you holding back the avalanche with the pink leash) to pare down those thighs to normal size. How DO you do it??? Historic, unprecedented!
ReplyDeleteButt then you have proven your ability to do the impossible many times over in the past!
OMG. She's just real nasty and ugly in the face. Look at that first photo. They try to say that's pretty? She looks mean and ugly, and she has a belly. What's wrong with her upper chest? What's wrong with her? She's nasty and real ugly. Just gross. Somenone needs to hide her.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw that picture, I thought she was amgry with Sasha and wanted to strangle her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is being discipline again...
ReplyDelete<span>I think her jacket is unzipped because IT Is TOO TIGHT ! </span>
ReplyDeleteMaybe, as someone has suggested, she is having hot fl;ashes...but then, how is she going to have that campaign baby?
Of course not, Who ya gonna believe?
ReplyDeleteMOO is scowling because she hasn't eaten anything fattening for a whole hour and after this Vail trip, she might have to wait weeks
ReplyDeleteto sponge again.
That picture of BO makes him look like a teenager. He looks so tiny, or is it just the camera position. He is going to waste away to nothing.
ReplyDeleteQueen Elizabeth found out that MOO was going to recycle her
ReplyDeletesilver mylar, spandex, mermaid butt-flap gown and wear it to the royal wedding.
Hence, no invitation.
MOO is scowling because she hasn't eaten anything fattening for a whole hour.
ReplyDeleteChickaBOOMer: Michelle Obama's Scowl Behind The Vail
ReplyDeletehttp://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2011/02/michelle-obamas-scowl-behind-vail.html
MOTUS, you are just too cute and, may I say, truly fashion forward! Clever of you to find a pink ski leash to match the perky hat you're wearing.
ReplyDeleteMO, on the other hand.....WHEW!!!
How did she sneak out in that white puffy thing?
Just goes to show, there is no accounting for taste, or in MO's case, lack of it.
Papa, your talent is really blossoming!
ReplyDeleteGlad they are printing FFA's menu choices...now the kids can just point and say "I'll have what she's having."
ReplyDeleteWell, they are only there to chaperone the children.
ReplyDeleteFor heavensake, she's obviously sacrificing her Botox.
ReplyDeleteI believe that 1500 calories+ ribs-snack gives the Wife of Baby-0 a new acronym from FFA to FFA&GH...First Fat Ass & Ginormas Hypocrite. Did she have a second order in that backpack for sloop snacks?
ReplyDeleteAny reports on how much it cost for this little foray on AF2 for the long weekend?
MOTUS, you and the MOL's are really flyin' today...must be the contact "high" from Vail.
ReplyDelete<span>I believe with the 1500 calories+ ribs-snack, Wife of Baby-0 </span>
<span>deserves a new acronym from FFA to FFA&GH...First Fat Ass & Ginormas Hypocrite. Did she have a second order in that backpack for slope snacks?
Any reports on how much it cost us for this little foray on AF2 for the long weekend? How many "friends", SS Agents and support staff were required to go prop-up her ego? Did the "friends" reimburse us for their fare? </span>
How do I despise her? Let me count the ways...WTH, too many to list.
Madame, I would love to see that!! Permanent scowl and jowled cheeks. :-P
ReplyDeleteGeneral Accounting is still efforting the numbers butt I have an inside source that sets the entourage number at 43. Butt you didn't hear that from me.
ReplyDeleteHey! There's a tweet to prove the WH is lying.
ReplyDeleteThat magazine cover...EEK! As a crocheter, I'd like to point out that this is NOT a recommended use of crochet.
ReplyDeleteHow on earth did Michelle get ahold of Patty Hearst's hat?
ReplyDeleteAnd this weekend, un-presidented too! ;)
ReplyDeleteButt in order to make that calculation you'd have to know the weight of the falling object. THAT is a better-kept secret than Barry-O's birth certificate and college transcripts.
ReplyDeletePapa Smear- you are on a roll today. I just read your post on Chickaboomer. Amen to that. This piece was great MOTUS. I'm still worried about AF2 getting off the ground at the end of this vacation
ReplyDeleteThanks Janice, butt do you have a calculated distance for something that weighs more than a semi?
ReplyDeleteOh, you are too nice. :-[
ReplyDeleteOne benefit of being up here on top of the mountain is the wind. It negates the smelliness. :-D
No, not all the time. Unless she converts to Big Guy's religion then...
ReplyDeleteThat white puffy was way too tight to be zipped up LAST February! 2010! Photo in profile (posted on earlier thread) showed it riding up so badly that there were huge bunches of extra jacket puffing out across her unboobs and her upper back.
ReplyDeleteThat white puffy was way too tight to be zipped up LAST February! 2010! Photo in profile (posted on earlier thread) showed it riding up so badly that there were huge bunches of extra jacket puffing out across her unboobs and her upper back.
ReplyDeleteYou know, calorie counting is what Lady M preaches for the benefit of the small people. It's not for her. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, I almost forgot, Lady M told me that calories are reduced by 20% for every 1000ft of altitude, and we are above 9000ft. So, by my cyphering, that means that eating here is practically losing weight! :-D
ReplyDeleteI am moved to offer my song parody here. It's called "Out on the Ski Slope" and is a variation for MOO on "Under the Boardwalk." Sorry for the erratic spacing!
ReplyDelete<p><span>"Out on the Ski Slope"</span>
</p><p><span>Oh, when it's been a week, and I'm bored of that old White House.</span>
</p><p><span></span><span>Tell my servants "Pack my bags, call my jet," and I dump the spouse. </span>
</p><p><span>I'm on paycayshun – where shall I fly to this time?</span>
</p><p><span>There's the whole world to choose from -- I fly on your dime. </span>
<span>
(Out on the ski slope) on a ski run
(Out on the ski slope) showing off booty buns
(Out on the ski slope) with my clothes way too tight
(Out on the ski slope) I'll be quite a sight.
<span> </span>Out on the ski slope – I'm dope!
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<p><span>PART 2 of "OUT ON THE SKI SLOPE"</span>
ReplyDelete</p><p><span>With no photos allowed I'll tell nutritionists to go hell. </span>
</p><p><span>Mm-mm, I'll stuff my face with hot dogs and waguyu and lobster as well! </span><span>
</span><span>While on paycayshun, I chow down on what I please.</span>
</p><p><span>Then I tell the small people, "Eat lettuce not meat."</span>
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<span>(Out on the ski slope) my hair in a nub.
(Out on the ski slope) my big thighs will rub
(Out on the ski slope) My togs will cost thousands
(Out on the ski slope) oh, I'll be so arousin'.
<span> </span>Out on the ski slope – I'm dope!
[break]
</span><span>Oooooh, out on the ski slope, that's where I'll be, yeah
Ski on out and join the party – live rich like me! </span>
</p><p><span> </span>
</p><p><span>(Out on the ski slope) another paycayshun
(Out on the ski slope) expands my reputation
(Out on the ski slope) I'm the Alinsky set's
(Out on the ski slope) own Michelle Antoinette
<span> </span>Out on the ski slope!</span>
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OMG, USM, you have figured the Wons out!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell anyone this ever again.
Look out your window. Are there any black Suburbans in front of your house?
Are there any little red dots dancing around on your walls?
I'm sending Little Mo to your house right now. He'll take care of everything. ;)
You are sooo right Madame. Butt, somebody has to be an adult in the family. :-D
ReplyDeleteI think we have to remember that Big Guy is historic. And to him, that means he gets to rewrite history any time he wants.
ReplyDeleteSo, it's not lying (what a harsh word) it's, rewriting. See? :-D
Thanks guest, that's some great info. Butt, WTH were you doing on another blog? =-O
ReplyDeleteOMG, a Pulitzer! That would make me too big to fail, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteI see what you mean about the lid, Butt I can say that it would be the only "dick" Lady M has been close to since we hired Reggie back in Chicago. O:-)
It's fun here in the gutter, isn't it? 8-)
Well, thanks, I'm pretty good on my snowboard, and it's got a lot of edge to hold back the gravirational momentum MO creates. Butt, I must say, I was nervous.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Juanita, I do my best, butt I can't completely hide her. I would if I could. :-D
ReplyDelete30 minutes since last snack stop.
ReplyDeleteNice post Chick!
ReplyDeleteThanks Lynn II! I spent a lot of time surfing the interweb before I found that pink, dog, er, uh, helper leash.
ReplyDeleteI was over at Amazon posting another MOO photo (ski bunny) on the Everyday Icon page when I came across this new review.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, you could make a great satire on this:
http://tinyurl.com/michelleobamaeats-ribs
http://tinyurl.com/michelleobamaeats-ribs fixed
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/review/R72NI8WWZZMMD?_encoding=UTF8&cdPage=1&ref_=cm_cr_rev_detup_redir&asin=0307591433&newContentNum=1&cdMSG=addedToThread&store=books&newContentID=MxWP9TL3R2E4ZY#CustomerDiscussions
ReplyDeleteAtlas Shrugged sneak preview
ReplyDeletehttp://www.breitbart.tv/sneak-preview-atlas-shrugged-part-1/
<span>Atlas Shrugged sneak preview</span>
ReplyDeletehttp://www.breitbart.tv/sneak-preview-atlas-shrugged-part-1/
muahahahaa!
ReplyDeleteroflmfao again!
oh, MOTUS-good thing for this blog,,
Thanks MOTUS. Butt don't worry too much, we're well fortified.
ReplyDeleteI broke out in song!!
ReplyDeletePretty good lyrics! :-D
MOTUS, you are the true fashionista in the adorable pink ski getup. When will you be featured in Vogue?
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, MO will have to double her intake of calories just to maintain her current weight at 9000ft. Butt, when she descends those mountains in Vail reality and gravity will surely bring her back to the unrarefied air of terra firma. *DONT_KNOW*
Butt it does provide an acceptable degree of coverage, no?
ReplyDeleteThey're sisters in the struggle!
ReplyDeleteSa-weet! We need to get autotune (for me) and put together a girl group to record these gems. 8-)
ReplyDeleteNice find GrannyJ!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the release. I'm saving room on my hard drive for it!
ReplyDeleteOMG, a Vogue shoot! My screen is red. :-[
ReplyDeleteThe runway where the space shuttle lands is 15,000 feet long, which is about 3 miles. The shuttle is going about 225 mph as it first touches down. The runway is also 100 yards wide. The shuttle weighs 4.4 million pounds, which is about 50 semi-trucks.
ReplyDeleteI'd suggest that the secret service clear out the areas to each side of the ski run, to 50 yards on each side, and probably most of the parking lots. And let's hope she doesn't go airborne . . . but if she does, please get some pictures for us . . .
Pickled pumpkin salad? (retch) First the sacrifice, then the ribs reward.
ReplyDeleteGreat job, Annona. I think all the FOMs are singing along around the world.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Granny, for posting that comment over there. I so appreciate you calling out the poster on her race obsession.
ReplyDeleteOh, Motus, I gotta tell you, you outshone yourself with this report! I am laughing so hard, the tears are just rolling down my face. Gawd, I hope I don't wake up Mr. MaryJane. Every day I save you for my last internet reading for the day and you never fail to make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteShe can get that jacket on over her heavier arms and shoulders, but it won't zip over her big booty. I recognize the open jacket look.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she needs a new 'head' designer.
ReplyDeleteWell at least there were no Trans Fat! That must have been why this meal was considered eating healthy for FFA
ReplyDeleteA Vogue shoot for moi? It's too much to HOPE for.
ReplyDeleteOh, MaryJane, you are making me blush. :-[
ReplyDeleteActually, I'll bet that was delish. Pumpkin is very versatile and I've had it in some dishes you wouldn't expect it to be in. But I like pumpkin. :)
ReplyDeleteJust returned from Disney World last night so missed this yesterday, but ... Oh My Gosh. I'm busting a gut! This is so funny. And the photos aren't bad either. Bwahahahaha. MOTUS, you're just epic, putting yourself into the picture.
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