Yes, I know: Japan is in the middle of the meltdown of 4 nuclear reactors on the heels of a monster earthquake and biblical tsunami. I’m aware that Egypt, Bahrain, Yemen and Libya remain a tinderbox. Gas prices are up, food prices have skyrocketed nearly 4% in just one month – the most since 1974! There seem to be a lot going on in the world to set off the panic button. Butt I’m taking my cue from the Wons.
And their message is “stay focused on what’s important.”
So yesterday Big Guy nailed his brackets for ESPN and met with students for a photo op to promote his WTF campaign. And Lady M was busy promoting her No Child’s Fat Behind program, and recasting it as a supporting actor in Big Guy’s WTF campaign.
It fell to JJ to assure everyone that the Big White was still voting present:
The President is being kept up to date and is constantly being briefed by his national security staff. The national security staff in the White House is also coordinating a large interagency response with experts meeting around the clock to monitor the latest information coming out of Japan.
Science Talent Search Finalists:
OK, from the top: “Mmmm, mmm, mmm”
In our ongoing WTF campaign, Big Guy met with the 40 finalists in the Intel Science Talent Search - the American Idol for geeks. Some of the projects that were included in this year’s competition were: Automatic Parallelization through Dynamic Analysis and Traveling the Interplanetary Superhighway. Two initiatives Big Guy would get behind if he had any idea what they were.
The President congratulated the students for embodying what is needed to out-educate our global competitors, adding that as the next generation of scientists, engineers, and technological leaders, their success is crucial for America to win the future.
This year’s finalists include 16 girls and 24 boys who represent 39 schools in 15 states and were selected from over 1,700 applications to ensure as politically correct a group as we we could get (not that we notice that kind of thing).
Science Kids finalists. Strangely, no fat behinds or burkas here.
Big Guy’s photo-ops from his visit to Kenmore Middle School in Arlington, VA on Monday:
In a related Big White press release Big Guy talked up the creation of his i6 Green initiative (don’t ask what that stands for, no one around here knows either).
President Obama has given us a strong vision of what it’s going to take to win the future – that’s by out-innovating, out-educating and out-building the rest of the world…The truth is that in the 21st Century, world economies are trying to do more with limited resources, and part of that ultimately means we can not have an energy sector that is rooted in the infrastructure of the past.
Got that? Carbon based fuels are sooooo last century. We’re on to wind, solar and nuclear and super-hamster technology. Because what better way to drive a $15 trillion economy in the 21st century than windmills?
Man of la Mancha
Also yesterday, at her address to the National League of Cities Conference, Lady M introduced a new tack in her war on obesity.
Since everyone is suddenly all about economics and fiscal responsibility (where did that come from?) and because we’re now focusing on trying to keep every message focused on the central Big White Campaign 2012 theme, Winning the Future, she jumped on that bandwagon – you know, WTF?
“So make no mistake about it: When we talk about childhood obesity, we’re talking about the workforce that you’re trying to build,” she said. “We’re talking about businesses that you’re trying to attract. We’re talking about the budgets that you’re trying to balance each and every day.”
Lady M likes to recognize things that little people do “each and every day.”
“…You’re uniquely positioned to put our communities on a stronger, healthier and more financially sound foundation for the future,” she said, echoing her husband’s “Winning the Future” mantra. “And that’s what really this effort is all about, in the end. It’s really about our future.”
I don’t get it, butt then, I’m not smart like Lady M, or Big Guy. Or David Plouffe.
In our new sense of fiscal responsibility we wore this little viscose jersey number that we originally wore (left) last Spring when Margarita was here. We did get some nice new pearls, for the campaign season, to wear with it.
This dress does seem to bring out Lady M’s pugnacious tendencies. Maybe it’s the color: “Carmine” She was pretty feisty, wasn’t she?
Any-hoo, don’t worry about the world crisis, we’re not. Big Guy’s got all his best advisors working on it. And we’re packin’ for spring break in Rio!
Don’t worry, folks, Big Guy’s in the drivers seat. Watch out for that cliff ahead!
OMG, I almost forgot the boldest, most important presidential choices in history, let alone the last 48 hours:
- Duke
- Kansas
- Ohio State
- Pittsburgh
You can take that to the bank.
UPDATE: Big Guy may reconsider the weekend, and go to Japan to show his support.
Uh…pardon me guys, just playing through.
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A broken clock is right twice a day, butt the Iw0ns never are.
ReplyDeleteRepeating my comment at the tail end of yesterday's post, please don't miss this http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=66450 for your morning giggle...(or your morning purge...) Heh!! It fits this post even better! :-P
ReplyDeleteGreat job, MOTUS!
ReplyDelete"Science Kids finalists. Strangely, no fat behinds or burkas here."
And stranger still...only two Caucasian kids.
Michelle Obama: always with the hideous facial gestures. No sense of grace, class, or decorum.
ReplyDeleteBarry wants to bluff his way through the next two years.
Barry and MOO: 2 useless grifters.
Wait a minute -- I thought the big zero didn't want us to be the leader in anything! Has he alsways derided the US for being the world's leading country?! What a jackass. Totally incompetent and even the libs are waking up to that fact.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Gawd.
ReplyDeleteFirst he PROMISED to 'make cost prohibitive' coal fired power plants (coal, ConSol=Big Part of SW PA economy). Then he dumped the the G-20 Summit on the Burgh (with the smelly, hippie anarchist rioters). If that wasn't enough...he picked the beloved Black and Gold in the last Super Bowl (yeah...that worked well)...NOW HE HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON PITT???
Come on Barky...OHIO is YOUR (BUCKEYE) swing state.
Other than Consol Energy and their coal two other big employers here in the Pittsburgh area that are doing well in developing new energy sources...Westinghouse (which is owned by Japan's Toshiba...nuke plants!) and all the 'fracking' (obtaining previously unattainable natural gas!!! from our SW PA Marcellus Shale bed! BOTH not 'green' friendly...that Barky's 'base' doesn't want, and he WILL do away with.
And NOW he is destroying our local college hoops too?
Come on Barry...mess with the JAYHAWKS or BLUE DEVILS...butt leave the lowly PANTHERS alone.
Here's a little something posted by BigFurHat at IOTW this morning.
ReplyDeleteApparently, Moochie's been trying on bathing suits, getting ready for the trip to Rio.
MOTUS wasn't even allowed in for the 'fitting', so this is top secret.
My dear Dad always said 'If you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything'...so...I'll just say, the blue colour is nice.
Other than that...I'm saying NOTHING! You've been warned.
I noticed this also. Most were Asian/American or whatever we are allowed to call them these days. I'm surprised BO didn't find a place with more of Holder's people to be photographed. Butt congratulations to all of the geeks, they will go far.
ReplyDeleteProbably go to Japan. This is hitting close to home now - there is going to be a sushi shortage, not to mention the possibility of radioactive lobsters
ReplyDeleteBesides, did not want to trek up the mountain to see Jesus.
Besides, Japan is a lot closer to China.
Gotta agree with him on Duke however.
ReplyDeleteYes, go see these hilarious cartoons -- thank you, upnorth, for reposting the link.
ReplyDeleteI wish we had a broken clock here in Big White. One that stopped time, oh, let's say, November 3, 2008.
ReplyDeleteJust think. Kids like this are having a harder time getting into college than the grifters did.
ReplyDeleteRidiculous.
It gave me nightmares last night and cost me my breakfast this morning. >:o
ReplyDelete<span>i6 Green initiative...well, everything is about Big O, so it makes sense to start the name of all projects with the letter "i". I this, I that, oh and don't forget I Won. </span>
ReplyDelete<span>Yup, makes perfect sense. We may see the start of a new trend. Just so people don't forget who's in charge of Everything. </span>
This week, as usual, has been a typical week for the I Won. Monday - visit a school. Tuesday - pick BB teams. Today-Weekly Wed. cocktail partay ?? Thursday - celebrate
ReplyDeleteSt. Patty's with a man from Ireland. Friday - off to Rio. That's right - he's appointed a Czar to do the job of president. He's too busy being a socialite. Does he ever meet with Congress or the Senate? And why is he going to Rio? Not exactly the epicenter of world power or problems. It is just another paycation. Ghetto grifters.
I was thinking last night about the Os. BO is just filling in time. MoochMO is flying everywhere, gesticulating everywhere, a whirlwind of meaningless events and vacays. Why?
ReplyDeleteBO has quit. Being President isn't as fun as he thought and Americans aren't as eager to adjust their lives to his ideas as he thought.
But MoochMO has found her heaven. This "No Kids Fat Behinds" allows her to spend 24/7 promoting "her people" and herself. She can comment on infrastucture to governors, insist on more grocery stores in underserved (read "her people's) areas, bring her people's kids to the White House by the busload and pretend it's just coincidence that they are her people because most of nearby D.C. is her people. She has carte blanche to stick her nose into schools, restaurants, governor's offices, hobnob with sports stars, celebrities, self-designated intellectual academic leaders on her people's issues and it all flies under the radar as being for all Americans. She is still at heart attending Rev. Wright's church and putting his values into action. She feared in her thesis that she might forget her people when she became educated in the Ivy League -- no more reason to fear that, is there?
This broad is is heaven -- especially because she is building her own road to the Senate, and who knows? the White House, too?
All for her people. Who reprimanded Holder for saying that discrimination against voters today isn't important because it isn't as bad as that suffered by "his people." No one from the White House crticized him. A man in power openly avows racist values -- and no one criticizes him?
Can we doubt that it is because those values are driving our government -- and the flying, pinwheeling, mugging, mess known as MoochMO?
EWWW!!! (>.<)p
ReplyDeleteThink I lost my desire to eat lunch...
Barry wants to bluff his way through the next two years
ReplyDeleteA rule of thumb that bad leaders adhere to when the roof starts caving in: remember how you got to the big dance, and do more of that.
Gosh, it's so tiring to be "present"! *Grr*
ReplyDeleteThanks Bijou. I can't explain it, butt, obviously it doesn’t matter to Big Guy: he’s the post-racial President! I agree with PatAZ, they have great futures.
ReplyDelete:-D
Although, as clarice suggests, sadly, they would get into the big schools easier if they were majoring in Community Organizing or Gender Studies. :'(
You mean like David Brooks?
ReplyDeleteWell, MO stepped into it this time by blaming financial shortages and unemployment on FatBehinds! If only the cities would lay down some sidewalks(?) then kids with FatBehinds would lose their chub by actually walking somewhere instead of depending on the City to, um, carry them.
ReplyDeleteAs MO states, FatCatEmployers will not locate in any community where it's known that kids with FatBehinds reside.
It's also a fact that our NationalSecuity is compromised by all of the FatBehinds that can't squeeze into a tank or a jet plane seat.
Kudos to MO for her efforts to balance the budget and make our nation secure by eliminating the FatBehinds of children. Yay.
Michelle Obama - First-Meddler-In-Chief (FMIC) I'll be referring to her as that from now on, FLOTUS is too annoying, or even First Lady (too honorable).
ReplyDeleteCan't. Get. SirMixAlot. Out. Of. My. Head. Now.
ReplyDeleteYep, too many "stellar" kids applying. Must encourage more Affirmative Action (read, students of color) applicants! (Note: my last job was in an admissions office)
ReplyDelete<span>Don't worry Papa, we're having fish and lobster tanks installed as we speak out back between the organic garden of evil and the koi ponds.
ReplyDeleteWe've got everything covered</span>
*Shudders*
ReplyDeleteMohsoC, you have our campaign problems nail, right on the head. Sending our WTF brain trust, Axe-Man, Rahmbo and Gibbsy, back to Chicago was a big, big mistake. They would have had every bracket filled with swing state promises. How would you like to volunteer to be an uncompensated WTF Re-election Campaign resource. There is that requirement of a tax deductible donation to Organizing for America. Butt it’s so way less than it costs to get a Czar gig. 8-)
ReplyDeleteBarfo! >:o
ReplyDeleteNOW I've really lost my appetite!!!
ReplyDeleteSenator Me!chelle Obama!?! W. T. F?
ReplyDeleteQuick, somewon pass me some cyber (yet low sodium, organic possibly sea based) smelling salts...the thought of more ObamaLot makes me woozie.
We never forget that Big Guy WON! >:o
ReplyDeleteBeing President is a really big important job. We are lucky to have such a big important guy in that office who can handle the rigors of the office. Don’t you think? ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Iw0ns may have attended college, butt that doesn't mean they got edjumacated. They are ignorant in every respect. This is what we get for decades of aff-action. People with credentials but no learning, and worse yet, no ability for critical thinking. They are merely critical without the thinking. How is this an improvement? Butt it's a lefty thing, to demand goodies and benefits and respect without putting any effort into earning it. It's a big steaming bowl of Not Good.
ReplyDeleteNot only bluff the next two years, he wants to trick us into four more years after that. He's done so much damage in two years, I fear for our country if he has six more years to promote his agenda. Not only that, I would bet that the grifters have a plan to run m00 for prez, in 2012 if they have to or in 2016 when the messiah has to retire - unless he suspends that pesky old Constitution and its Amendments. They are not going to give up easily butt I look forward to their eviction from their current public housing quarters.
ReplyDeletem0 needs to look at her own Fat Left Behind before talking about anyone else's. m0 as Fat Left Behind leader is like putting Helen Thomas on a fashion show runway. It's dangerous and stupid and sickening. Time for all of us to ask WTF is really going on here?
ReplyDeleteAll the things the Iw0ns have done and/or not done - too much to be circumstantial or even incompetent although that may be a part of it. They are deliberate in their destruction. I think there is already plenty of evidence to begin impeachment butt my respect for the R-words Congressional leadership is falling faster than a blob of ketchup from barry's cheezburger. Why are they letting barry's string pullers pull their strings too? It's time for the line in the sand. Every time they don't stand up to the lefties just makes it harder to stand up to them the next time.
Pink - not just college - but Ivy schools and law schools. **I was watching Megan Kelly today and she mentioned that she never went to an Ivy. She is smart as hell and didn't need to go to insanely expensive schools to achieve what she has. She could run circles around both of them.**One of the reasons those schools cost so much is to pay for all those AfAm full-rides. His constant hiding (parties, paycations, trips to schools, fundraising) is to keep him from making any hard decisions or answering any hard questions.
ReplyDeleteAWOL POTUS
ReplyDeleteSee Fox Nation
She believes stringing a "buncha" meaningless phrases and platitudes, together will make her sound as if she knows what she's doing. Instead, it makes her sound like an idiot. Duh!
ReplyDeleteI HOPE you guys don't really think that Big Guy is quitting. We've still got almost 2 whole historic years left, and we've got a "buncha stuff ta do" ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you srdem65 for seeing the national security importance of No Child's Fat Behind. I'm going to tweet this on to Lady M so she can kick her WTF tie in up a notch! ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG! I haven't seen him all afternoon. Oh, never mind, he's packin' for Rio. :*
ReplyDeleteOh, Lord, no! \ =-O /
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, it seems that Lady MOO is writing a book about the WH garden. I hope it comes with lots of pictures 8-)
ReplyDeleteAnd how!
ReplyDeleteLovin all the snark and the sunny high temps here in downtown Wisconsin. As for the first fattie winnin a senate seat - don't count on it. Can you imagine her in a debate - you know, you know, fat behinds, you know, you know security issues, you know. Not even the wonderful voting turnout of dead people, outsiders and live-ins were able to win the 'obama' seat in 2010 - a real slap down to the 2wOn - loosing to a repub.
ReplyDeleteWhat irritates me is the perennial argument made by libs about how smart O-Baka ("idiot" in Japanese) and FMIC are, and how stupid Bush 43 was. My father's thought on over educated people is this - the more "education" you have the more stupid you are. The same can be said for stupid people who want others to think they are smart.
ReplyDeletePink - sorry to disagree. I don't see Mooch running - she hates to work just like he does. She is "sacrificin" just being First Lady. And she is so clueless that Mickey Mouse could beat her in a debate. She makes no sense when she speaks - even reading a speech. The Dems want someone who could win. They maybe dimwits - but they have political savvy.
ReplyDeleteYa know, each and every day MO keeps pushin' that NKFB initiative as if life itself depended on it. Doesn't the woman (?) have a garden to plant?
ReplyDeleteAs to that group of science prodigies, why are there no AfAms? Isn't that contest raaaacist? Or perhaps MO should focus more on helping those inner-city fatties get a decent education?
Papa Smear! <span>You so called this one</span>! Nobody on our team saw this coming. Of course, most of the team was busy massaging Big Guy’s brackets.
ReplyDeleteHow would you like to volunteer for our Disaster Preparedness Scenario Development Team? The Team noodles worst case scenarios that might develop in the event of various natural disasters. For example, the Team recently suggested that predicted massive solar flares could interfere with reception of the March Madness games here in Big White. We unleashed the nerds at DOD Skunkworks and they came up with a plan to deploy Special Forces teams, armed with heavy duty tinfoil to reflect the flare’s electro-magnetic pulses to the other side of the Potomac.
Tweet me if you’re interested and I’ll send you application and Organizing for America contribution forms. 8-)
While seeing FMIC lose a senatorial bid is gratifying, the powers that be would do their damn level best to see her win - look at Hillary as living proof!
ReplyDeleteMOTUS,
ReplyDeleteThose two disgust me. I ain't got nutin' else to say.
The reason those schools cost so much is the remedial programs and educators that have to be hired to teach. What kid gets into a college without two years of language, Algebra and Geometry, the ability to read above the second grade and comprehend what is read, a knowledge of American History or any other history, courses in Art (one needs to be a well rounded human being), phys ed, music appreciation, etc;? Answer; the kids who do not get all this in High Schools or never pass any of them. Most of them spend their time not learning a damned thing and, work very hard at it too.
ReplyDeleteBut, they get to attend college on the taxpayer dime....because .....well, just because. : (
No, not a sushi shortage! Oh the humanity! (I LOVE sushi, btw)
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain....really.
ReplyDeleteI agree! FMIC should have chosen education as her platform, rather than school lunches. But then, wouldnt that be stepping on the toes of teachers' unions? Something about biting the hand that feeds you?
ReplyDeleteWhy do inner city schools under perform? Why do "students of color" perform worse than their White or Asian counterparts? Why can't every student gain access to a good education without the use of vouchers or outright lies (ie. using a relative's address to get into a better school) to get it? And the list of questions go on. People tend to answer on a surface level (emotional) without doing some deep soul-searching to produce hard hitting solutions. It's always a race or economic issue.
Pollutico has a story on the WH garden planting today:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/click/stories/1103/book_deal_updated_garden_for_flotus.html
(by Amie Parnes, the well-known FLOTUS suck-up)
It seems that they didn't so much plant the garden, though, as they planted seedlings and sprouts that had actually been raised elsewhere. In that mythical "White House greenhouse in an undisclosed location" that no one has actually ever seen. The same greenhouse that was the source of "WH greens" served at the State Dinner or the Chinese tyrant in January. Yeah right.
In talking to the press about her "book" (maybe they can get whoever wrote Barky's books or him to do hers), she says the following:
<span>"We've gotten food out of the garden, and we can eat it and it's good,"</span>
Now, to me she sounds (not to insult anyone differently abled) borderline retarded when she speaks. She does not use complex locutions, subordinate clauses, or any kind of structure. She simply utters a series of simple phrases, interspersed with "see" and "y'know". Her crude, vulgar speech and sloppy pronunciation is simply stunning in someone who is supposed to be well educated. And of course a genius, etc.
I have always had mixed feelings about Hiliary and her philosophy/positions, however, she is one very smart lady who has worked for betterment of women and children. She is able to speak clearly and intelligently on many subjects. I can't see MO debating anyone without a lot of uhms, you knows and a teleprompter / earbud.
ReplyDeleteAnd she gonna share the family's favorite healthy recipes - an oxymoron given her eating habits of ice cream, lobster, beef, etc. Can you imagine the family having to eat their veggies before being able to leave the table - tehehehehe.
ReplyDeleteThe Big Multi-Grifter...er Tasker
ReplyDeleteWell Alvin is going to run for the House,,and we do have the guy who thinks Guam is going to turn over.
ReplyDelete<span>"“So make no mistake about it: When we talk about childhood obesity, we’re talking about the workforce that you’re trying to build,” she said. “We’re talking about businesses that you’re trying to attract. We’re talking about the budgets that you’re trying to balance each and every day.”
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of Harding, one of the patients in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, when he said:
"I’m not just talking about one person, I’m talking about everybody, I’m talking about form, I’m talking about content, I’m talking about interrelationships. I’m talking about God, the devil, hell, heaven.”
Makes about as much sense, too.</span>
Wonder how that story will rate on the Parnes-o-Meter?
ReplyDeleteHillary has developed a terrible um and ah problem since she became SEC.
ReplyDeleteI think she thinks it gives her more gravatis or something?
'... <span>he picked the beloved Black and Gold in the last Super Bowl (yeah...that worked well).'</span>
ReplyDeleteHaha: I was super-happy when he claimed that Chicago Blackhawks would capture the Stanley Cup again. Kiss of Death right there.
'<span>This broad is in hog heaven'</span>
ReplyDeleteFTFY. ;)
They got the double wide broad's (no pun other than the possible etymology of the word itself) backside right. But MO would kill for such a narrow waist.
ReplyDeleteThe Won, governing in La-La Land since 2009.
ReplyDeleteI hate these people, I hate these people, I hate these people! Simply looking at their visages makes me want to puke. Add in hearing or reading their vapid, stupid words makes me soooo long for the day their a$$es are sent packing. I have this daydream of this jackwipe and his ugly wife losing in 2012, and there I am, Jan. 2013 at our nation's capital as he gives his goodbye speech....wherein everyone in attendance boos and throws rotten garbage in their direction. Childish thoughts, yes, but I want it sooo bad! lol I recuse myself! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the Os wish they could just lower the standards like RickyH wanted on the Dayton police entrance exam:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2687879/posts
Though if the passing scores are lowered wouldn't it result in more people regardless of race passing, not just their target: Ricky's "my people"?
He-hee...inner-city fatties!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteInteresting point Weavingbug. As we all can testify, no ethnic or racial group was asked to leave the classroom when math or any other subject was being taught. Every one in the class had the same textbook, was given the same amount of homework and the same tests.
ReplyDeleteWe're supposed to believe that certain schools are 'bad' and others are 'good' without any explanation of how those qualities are determined.
Do 'bad' schools not have any textbooks or do their teachers speak only in a foreign language?
We all know what the answer is to this failure to educate but PC doesn't allow us to say it.
Simple. Show his transcripts.
ReplyDeleteLady in Black -- please don't chide yourself for your childish thoughts. I still find great satisfaction in inking over their faces when they show up in my newspaper.
ReplyDeleteDaizie --what is a Parnes-o-Meter? Is it something I need to keep in my survival kit?
ReplyDeleteI think it's just a typo. They meant the 16 Green Initiative, as in sixteen more greens for him to golf on.
ReplyDeleteThese are brilliant arguments. For a Saturday Night Live skit.
ReplyDeleteSo, MOTUS, now they let her put anything she wants into her speeches, just like she puts anything she wants on her body? "I'm the one who has to say it so I say what I love."
Durely the Big White, being an old-timey residence, has one of those convenient attic rooms for the embarassing relative to reside in?
Finally! We've been waiting for her book. After that, I am looking forward to her Africa-centric, edgy art offerings.
ReplyDeleteO-Baka and FMIC are soooo Macbeth, all sound and fury, signifying nothing.
ReplyDeleteLong side swept bangs like the one MO (rather her wighat) is sporting is supposed to soften one's face. But does not work when it coupled with wildly belligerent expressions and silly facial contortions. On the positive side, she's not tied to that look. Changing it is as simple as casting off that dirty hairpiece. Plus those bangs (as long as she can tolerate them literally getting in her eye) do hide/ minimize her little eye.
ReplyDeleteBut seeing the two faces of MO (before and after) as you can see, nothing has changed.
With the WTF re-election campaign kicking off, recycling her clothes makes good politican sense I suppose. But is this tummy panel dress the best she could come up with? How can I forget, finding ones that she can actually fit into again may be an issue!
I keep a black Sharpie in my purse and draw horns and devils' tails( or whatever else suits my my mood ) on their photos in magazines. I have left a swath of destruction, scratch that, original artwork, in waiting rooms and beauty salons all across my home state.
ReplyDeleteMOTUS,
ReplyDeleteIowahawk has some alternate brackets for the Prez.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/03/your-bracket-awaits-mr-president.html
Actual thought requires too much work - better to be either a rapper, pro-player, welfare queen, or drug dealer (although there are people of color who have gone against the liberal grain and made something of themselves).
ReplyDeleteROFL!
ReplyDeleteI liked the "swath of destruction" better ;) There's a big picture of him in the hallway where I work now. If I put something on it, would anyone notice? Hmm...
ReplyDeleteTranscripts? We can't even produce a birth certificate. OMG, did I say that? =-O
ReplyDeleteBecause of my bud Dewey and because Detroit is officially “Hockey Town USA”, I am so down with the Red Wings. Shhh! Don’t tell Big Guy.
ReplyDeleteCan you make sushi out of hamburger?
ReplyDelete<span>South America take him away! MOTUS, I had no idea that FFA had been a back up singer for Michael Nesmith? Who knew? BTW, if Mau-Mau Mao could go with Mike, he'd save us a lot of Dinero, Pesos or whatever they use south of the border... </span>
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/v/Qpq-lAlJqk8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
Currently, Granny R is up there with her Singer and TeeVee, butt it's a big attic so...maybe...
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, no. At least the FMIC still have her Maine lobsters, no? Or will those get irradiated too? Hmm, note to self, try to have some sushi for dinner this weekend...
ReplyDelete<span>"As he does every year, the President filled out his brackets predicting the winners of the men's and women's NCAA basketball tournaments, but discussing it with Doris Burke of ESPN, he began with a call to stand with the people of Japan:
ReplyDelete"One of the things I wanted to do on the show was, as people are filling out their brackets -- this is obviously a national pastime; we all have a great time, it’s a great diversion. But I know a lot of people are thinking how can they help the Japanese people during this time of need. If you go to usaid.gov -- usaid.gov -- that will list all the nonprofits, the charities that are helping out there. It would be wonderful for people to maybe offer a little help to the Japanese people at this time -- as they’re filling out their brackets. It’s not going to take a lot of time. That's usaid.gov. It could be really helpful."</span>
Moo has created a perfect storm, between fat kid's and no bullying. She has managed to make fat children the target of bullies..
ReplyDeleteImo, fat people know they are fat, pointing this out just makes them feel worse about themselves.. Unless it is for a special achievement, singling out pudgy kids is just cruel.
Her husband looked pretty chubby as a kid, now he borders on way too thin, probaby lost weight having to walk to the darket
I'm in a linking mood tonight. This is especially funny. Read the captions above each photo..LOLOLOL
ReplyDeletehttp://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/16/caption-this-sarkozy-and-pant-suits-share-a-tender-moment/
Lady M is "writing" several books right now. One, a cookbook collection of her favorite Cheetos recipes was featured in last month’s <span>Vail Woman’s Weekly</span>, one focusing on her garden and one Guide to Being a Fashion Forward FLOTUS. All of them actually written “with” moi, and jam packed with my patented reflections. Stay tuned! :-$ Oink!
ReplyDeleteLady M doesn't really believe in debate, she would rather just kick somebody's a**. =-O
ReplyDeleteYes, PortiaE and I will have a full report on our historic first, third garden planting in the morning! :-D
ReplyDeleteOk, I understand. And I'm sooooo sorry.
ReplyDeleteI am soooooooo sorry! :'( Butt, 1-20-2013 is right around the corner! :-D
ReplyDeleteWillyS's characters had a "fatal flaw"What would he make of these grifters? There are too many flaws to list. Wonder which one(s) will be their undoing?
ReplyDeleteCan we blame the rest of the LSM when 'conservatives' like him slober all over BO (remember Brooks' Obama pant leg obsession?):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tnr.com/article/politics/the-courtship
We can't really criticize iowa since they voted for us in 2008 and we really need them again in 2012, butt, Reggie helped big Guy "massage his brackets", so I don't think we can CHANGE them. O:-)
ReplyDeleteYou make an interesting and relevant point dellastreet766, butt, this isn't really about kids, fat or not. It's about the Wons. OK?
ReplyDeleteLety's all try to stay with the program? OK?
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm! :-D
Omg, link to your heart's content! Especially if it's linking to the weaselzippers! 8-)
ReplyDeleteMadame - lived in Carmel when Mike Nesmith did maybehe stilldoes?
ReplyDeleteHe had a penchant fo the underaged girls.
*** The computer has taken over. Anyway, funny that one of the goofy Monkey's invented? MTV?
So true about the um, etc. She, too is proving to be way above her head.
ReplyDeleteCalConGirl -- Just about everything you said about MoochMO can be said about BO -- and look who's in the White House.
ReplyDeleteIt's projected that he's going to raise a billion for his re-election bid, no wonder he's not scared about going to South America or doing any other damned thing that he pleases.
Now, suppose BO bows out and all that money is sitting there -- isn't MoochMO the logical one to step into his shoes? She'll have exactly the same set of votes that he did. It worked once.
She also said that childhood obesity "weighed down" city budgets -- LOLOLOLOL.
ReplyDeleteIn our dinky little post office in our dinky little town in flyover country, someone put a pink breast cancer ribbon over zero's face on the official presidential calender. Our police officer has been unable to crack the case, despite the fact there are only 2 postal employees.
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MoochMO simply won't debate. She'll be too busy talkin' dir'ctly te the people to waste her time on debate. They'll have the rationalization for that all worked out by the time she runs. She will be a Senator at least. Look at the dimwits who are in government now, starting with the idiot who thought islands could tip over if weighted incorrectly, and the other living gifts-of-laughter whose names escape me right now,.
ReplyDeleteI read a study that just asking AfAm students to identify themselves by race on a test form sent their grades plummeting -- by something as much as 40%. It seems that the constant victim-status awareness that is pounded into their outlook undercuts their confidence -- none of the students who screwed up the test could say why.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll tell you - one minute they were a person who was about to take a test - the next they were AfAms, not individuals. They were sucked back into group identity and it hampered them, made them less than who they are, saddled them with all the destructive messages taught them by idiot such as Jesse and Al and Rev. Wright and MoochMO.
Barry should have said nothing. It was totally inappropirate, like an after thought. He wouldn't know how to act presidential if his life depended on it.
ReplyDeleteI saw him about 5 years ago in Saks at the jewelry counter with a gal...not the one he was married to when my former man friend was the Comptroller for his company...Pacific Arts I think it's called. Yes, in 1977, when this was made, he was promoting "Pop Clips" a TV program with a DJ made up of promotional videos. It became MTV. BTW, I'm sure the old 1977 wife was long gone by the 2000's. I met them only once to watch the pitch for Pop Clips...she was a bit much. Actually, I like his solo music.
ReplyDeleteAnother fun Mike fact: His mother invented "Whiteout".
Bravo! I do the same.
ReplyDeleteGotta love Zip.
ReplyDeleteAnonna - fool me once....
ReplyDeleteI simply cannot see her passing" first base." Agreed we were 'shmwowed" by his unprecedtened win 3%. New world. A senate pos in IL - yes. But precedent - we have lived that 'social experiment."
I totally support your opinions - but hopefully - beg for a differt outcome.
Also, 1977 wife was his age...about.
ReplyDeleteIs creativity a gene?
ReplyDeleteNot even voting present --- leaving for vacation to Rio. Not voting, not caring. The USA can go to Hell as far as they care, just keep the booze and fattening food coming on Airforce One!
ReplyDeleteHilary is so smart! Smart?! She claims Bill never cheated on her. She accomplished Nothing without Bill. Nothing. That is not smart!!!
ReplyDeleteMichelle Antoinette's "recipes." Bwa ha ha ha ha ha. LOL. What a crock.
ReplyDeleteThe rundown on her new book from the Daily Mail [UK - where snark was invented, especially the subtle kind]:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1367026/Michelle-Obama-publish-book-based-White-House-vegetable-patch.html
And photos -- no cooch-airing, but get a load of this ad for her anti-obesity program!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/16/article-0-0B3507CB00000578-751_233x536.jpg
(Either there was no lipo - just better containment systems and/or photoshoppig/airbrushing/photo doctoring - or she should get her money back.)
That means there will be a full scale harvest show for the press on April 1 with huge size vegetables for the photo ops. Of course MOO will be digging them up with her now famous wide spread squat.
ReplyDeleteComputer melt downs have plagued me this week..I'm still sophie, but my email has been importing viruses..soo now I have new email, and the name of my favorite tv secretary.
ReplyDeleteI mean typing, filing, AND catching crooks ? And pretty ? wow ?
And yes, I have Norton, the hackers seem to stay one step ahead of them, as least in this case.
<span>Last time I was at Borders, I hid Barry's books in the crime section :) </span>
ReplyDeleteWell, at my public school in Backward Hickville, Texas, arts and music education did not continue beyond elementary school, except as an elective (band). :( Butt I still managed to enter college with three years of Spanish under my belt as well as excellent language and reading, and competency in math skills (pre-TAKS days). Then again, teaching and education were a whole different ball game in those days. The real reason I took three years of Spanish instead of just the one required for the academic track was that I had an awesome Spanish teacher who made you want to learn.
ReplyDeleteTruly amazing teachers can be found in small towns because they 1) don't want to deal with enormous, labrynthine school systems and 2) like my mom, think that even kids in backwater schools deserve a good education.
Where are those gardens, anyway? I've looked at a satellite view of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, zoomed in as close as it will let you, and I don't see anything that looks like a cultivated vegetable garden, let alone one that produced 2,000 lbs. of produce. And I hear that MO is now going to write a book about the White House gardens!
ReplyDeletehttp://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/16/worst-lady-writing-book-about-white-house-garden/
Oh the huge manatee!
ReplyDeleteI guess we will have to agree to disagree. It's not about ability or competence and there are millions of people who are swooning under the spell of the 0-Baka's (I like that - 'idiot' in Japanese). m0 can stand up there and talk gibberish and barry can be a do-nothing alleged president yet we are in danger of them being (re)-elected. With a billion $ in campaign money (how does barry know he will get that? does he have a commitment from Soros?) there's plenty of money for slime ads and to buy vote fraud. We cannot assume stupidity or incompetence or even an anti-American agenda will prevent the 0-Baka's from remaining in the best public housing in the country.
ReplyDeleteThe garden must be so organic that it just blends into the surrounding landscape!
ReplyDeleteOohh I like that! Not only would that be fun to do, it's the truth - he could not have written the 'dreams' book, so he obviously mis-represented himself and the book.
ReplyDeletewatch out for the phony IRS emails that are going around too! Don't ever click on email links. Double, triple check if you get an email from our confiscatory arm.
ReplyDeleteWay to go MI! Unfortunately, criminals have been locating them there.
ReplyDelete*Parnes-o-Meter: Politico’s Amie Parnes earns 7 1/2 kisses (out of a possible 10) for writing a story with the headline, “FLOTUS Gets A Hockey Jersey.” She got the jersey from the Chicago Blackhawks and why anyone would want any memory of this is beyond us. Best/Worst line: Best: We searched and searched. Worst: “What was on the back of her jersey? FLOTUS.” And perfect for Politico‘s fun new Kids Section: “Do you know what this means?” she asked children who had gathered for a Let’s Move! street hockey event, before explaining the acronym: “First lady of the United States.”
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*Parnes-o-Meter: Politico’s Amie Parnes earns 7 1/2 kisses (out of a possible 10) for writing a story with the headline, “FLOTUS Gets A Hockey Jersey.” She got the jersey from the Chicago Blackhawks and why anyone would want any memory of this is beyond us. Best/Worst line: Best: We searched and searched. Worst: “What was on the back of her jersey? FLOTUS.” And perfect for Politico‘s fun new Kids Section: “Do you know what this means?” she asked children who had gathered for a Let’s Move! street hockey event, before explaining the acronym: “First lady of the United States.”
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Do you mean, on April fool's Day?
ReplyDeleteRed Wings are my favourite Western Conference team. Took great pleasure in watching them showing C(r)aps how classy hockey is played the other day, thereby breaking the C(r)aps' winning streak. Joy.
ReplyDeleteNicklas Lidström is as close to a hockey deity one can come! 8-)
In one of the 'Amie Parnes tagged' stories Anonymouse links to below, is mentioned '<span>Obama’s favorite dish, which is apparently the heart healthy Hawaiian fish that is “breaded, fried meat with rice, macaroni and brown gravy.”' <span>Rice and macaroni? Fish with brown gravy? As FishbowlDC says: '<span>This is <span>not</span> a cookbook.'</span></span></span>
ReplyDeleteIsn't that almost the exact way he did in the aftermath of the Fort Hood massacre: It's marvellous for me to be here at this prestigious ceremony. A special Hello to Chief [Native American Name Here]. Oh, and by the way, apparently some people were shot earlier today. Somewhere. Isn't violence tragic? Yes, it is. And that's why I am here today to honour these fabulous people with these medals. For their fight against racism and blah blah blah ...
ReplyDeleteFrom the article: '<span>If you're a kid, maybe you'll pick up the book and read along with your teachers, and look at how we've incorporated young people in our garden.' (Emphasis added.)</span>
ReplyDeleteFree labour.