Saturday, October 1, 2011

Everybody’s pulling their weight around here: Lady M’s in the lead

WELCOME GATEWAY PUNDIT READERS: Lady M @ Walmart pictures are here in this post! Don’t forget to VOTE in Rush’s poll. If you have a minute, please sign my petition calling for Big Guy to resign right away, here! The petition needs to get 5,000 signatures by October 23 to get an official White House response!

Yes, you were informed correctly. Lady M hit 3 DNC fundraisers AND a military families event yesterday! Seriously, does anyone still question how much she sacrifices for her country?

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Sorry there are no pictures from the Maine fundraiser visit, butt none of them made it past our “reviewers” in the new “Department of Common Folk,” funded and staffed by the Committee too Re-elect the Won. They didn’t seem to have a problem with the fact that Lady M was wearing a lobster bib in all of the pictures, butt the problem was it didn’t say RED LOBSTER in large red letters, as suggested by management of the chain, coincidentally, after they signed onto Lady M’s No Child’s Fat Behind anti-flavor and taste campaign for the little people. Lady M said she wanted to wait and make sure they followed through on all of their commitments, and as far as I know, she hasn’t received any royalty checks yet. 

Lady M wowed the crowd in Maine: “She talked about how we don’t leave people behind,” said one of the local youngsters given the morning off to praise hear Lady M, “She was a dynamic speaker. As good as him, if not better.”  In case you’ve been paying attention lately, this isn’t exactly news; nor a particularly high bar.

Lady M also got a new pair of free sneakers from U.S. Rep. Mike Michaud: “Skowhegan-made New Balance sneakers, a nod to Michelle Obama’s fitness and healthy living initiatives.” I sure hope this doesn’t turn into another sneaker controversy. First we had to reprimand Sketchers, then Rebook, I hope New Balance doesn’t jump in the fray now before we get their contract inked.

Anyway, a long way of saying all I’ve got to share with you today is a close up of the new squirty pin and paste on eyebrows Lady M picked up at Tarjay the other day:

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Meanwhile, because we have to tap into every possible source, Joey B was busy sucking up to part of our base too, telling our Hispanics that they are just like the Irish:

Biden on Thursday hosted the annual Hispanic Heritage Month reception at the Naval Observatory. Guests included about 100 Hispanic veterans, active duty service members, elected officials and others. The music was classical Mexican.
"You all were here before us,"

Not to quibble, butt the Irish pretty much entered via the established rules at the time, which is why they got to stay.

Butt when Joey said that “Hispanic” (Mexican) immigrants were here first, I thought he was going to blame them for the bad economy. So I was pretty surprised to hear him blame BIG GUY!! What’s up with that? I wonder if he accidentally got a copy of the DNC memo suggesting that Big Guy dump Joey as VP next time around, in favor of a transgendered Hispanic Jew.


Change of Office Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff ceremony at Fort Myer bojo“Don’t worry boss, I can win both the spics and the heebs back for us”

So to keep the week-end streak going, Big Guy went to a fundraiser at a private donor’s home in Georgetown last night to remind people about all the wonderful things he’s already done, and all of the wonderful things still left to CHANGE, with God’s will (a given) and their money (not so much given yet). 

The president left the White House at 7:45 p.m. to attend a dinner-and-photo fundraiser at a private residence. Sixty guests attended the event, according to a DNC official, paying in the price range of $10,000 to $35,800 depending on the level of engagement with the president. The presidential motorcade arrived back at the White House at 8:30 p.m., according to pool reports.


Wow! 45 minutes!!! What does that work out to per hour? No WONder Big Guy thinks the rich can afford to pay a little bit more.

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