Saturday, October 22, 2011

Inside Lady M’s Closet: If it Zips, it Fits

Ok, Ok. I tried to ignore this since everyone under the sun, including people who don’t know fashion from fiduciary, have already covered it. Butt it’s a slow news day, so I’ll recap Lady M’s fashion tips which I know you’re all familiar with.

1. Mix it up.

Captain America tights, buckaroo bandito bandana, backwards forwards sweater/shirt and Prada shades. Crazy mixed up! Genius.

motennis2She’ll get it when she’s a little older

To be fashion forward you sometimes have to mix it up…backwards;

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…and reverse belted

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and sometimes mixing it up is simply an inspired, inexplicable blend of florals and graphics:

 

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Magical. You’ll get it when you’re older too.

2.Wear what you love. This is an easy one!

Too easy, really.

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I’m feelin’ the love. Butt it is fickle.

3. Be practical about what you wear. Mrs. O says she checks the weather and her schedule before deciding on an outfit. If she's playing in the grass with kids, she's probably not going to choose a skirt or a revealing top.

The operative word here is “probably”:

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Bonus question: when IS it appropriate for a FLOTUS to wear revealing clothes?

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When you want to look “hawt,” of course

4. The perfect shirt is critical. Make sure you can move and feel good in one investment blouse.

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I’m presuming that this is the “Won” Lady M is talking about, as it “fits” perfectly. It is not exactly optimal for the “Let’s Be Moving” part however, as the “fit” parts seem to get in the way of the “move.” Here are a few of Lady M’s other investment shirts that might be a better bet for that.

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Investment shirts should also be appropriate to the occasion and perfectly proportioned.

And of course, there’s this one that is both a perfect fit and perfect for MOving in, so maybe this is the one Lady M was referring to:

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5. Don’t obsess about your clothes, be practical about them, and make the people around you your focus.

Because Lady M is all about making the people around her the focus. And she consistently chooses clothes that communicate that fact:

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     Practical

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This is so-oooo not about me!

SPECIAL NOTE:

I would like to thank our sponsors: Goldman Sachs, the POWS, the DNC, and Capital One  - all of whom have made it possible for the Visigoths to occupy the Big White,  plunder the Country and still manage to provide useful fashion advice to the little people.

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Capital Won: What’s in your closet?

 

h/t Mommy Life

Linked By: Clarice on PJ Lifestyle, and Barbara Curtis @ Mommy Life, and Bookworm Room, Thanks!

113 comments:

  1. VISIGOTHS??

    OMG!! What a great laugh first thing on a Saturday morning. Thanks MOTUS!!

    Sorry you have to keep all those horrors in your hard drive. The memories must be nuseating at times.

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  2. What an excellent recap.  I had forgotten many of these, but you summed it up nicely.  The shoes didn't get much attention so maybe that can be another day.  From the few we can see, they are so totally the wrong color.  Perhaps she can't see that far down, to her feet and gets the colors wrong.

    Does MOo really believe that red/orange monstrosity really looks fine?  She had to have put that sweater top on backwards while she was "under the weather".  There's no other explanation.

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  3. Thank you for including my very favorite one, the metallic skin tight tube dress! That one has always whispered 'classy' to me and I'm just so effing proud of my foist ladies sartorial choices!

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  4. She may go down in history as the fashion buffoon of all time. :'(

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  5. http://pajamasmedia.com/lifestyle/2011/10/22/if-it-zips-it-fits/

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  6. That picture of Mooch always makes me think of an Airstream trailer

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  7. MichelleIndependentOctober 22, 2011 11:59 AM

    MOTUS, it doesn't even have to zip. Remember that white pantsuit that was too tight in the waist?

    That clever MOO. She just zipped up the pants leaving a three
    -inch gap at the top and covered the mess with her shirt.

    Historic and unprecedented. FLOTUS out in public with her pants unzipped.

    Too bad Jackie didn't know that trick. I bet she would have used it all the time/sarc.

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  8. You missed the black rubber dress whe wore to some hispanic  celebration where she achieved the impossible:A camel toe in a dress.

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  9. Two words...Eye Bleach!

    Fabulous recap, MOTUS.

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  10. MichelleIndependentOctober 22, 2011 12:01 PM

    How about the cocktail dress at the medal of honor ceremony: MOO really
    "followed" her tip  #5 by keeping the focus on others. LOL

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  11. Brilliant dispatch, MOTUS—as always! A spectacular photo essay of our very own Hindenburg. Oh, the huge manatee!

    The next 13 months will be very tiresome and no doubt loaded with totally cringe-inducing gaucherie, but we MODs, MOLs, FOMS, and other assorted "haters" can endure them if you provide us with your incisive and sanity-saving snark (pardon the alliterations).

    MOTUS, you reflect. We deride.

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  12. Clarice, Moochy is unprecedented, you know.   O:-)

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  13. I like the first pic in #5.

    Who doesn't need a sheeny shiny asymetrical sleeveless cocktail dress to lecture children outdoors during the day?  I mean, come on....it's one of the fashion essentials!  Don't we all have a closet full of those things?

    Also, her world famous toned gun seems a little bit flabbed out.  What's up with that MOTUS?  MOO's photoshopper must have been lost somewhere in the neighborhood of Target that day, I guess.

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  14. The first get-up just spells PSYCHO to me....

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  15. That awful white blouse with the HUGE constructed "flower" -- I said on Mrs. O blog that it looked as if she had fallen into a cream pie. Now I think it looks as if she's been dressed for some sort of public shaming. Hester Prinn's scarlet "A" updated for crimes against fashion.

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  16. I guess its only a matter of time before she starts wearing her underwear (thong) outside her pants or over her head. Wouldn't that be an excellent example for the "mix it up" catagory?

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  17. Thank you MOTUS.  This was the height of snarkaliciousness!!!!  You rock.  You made my  Saturday!!! :*

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  18. As I recall that lecture was given in an impoverished area of India or South America. Soooo appropriate! ;)

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  19. I've never seen any other first lady (of any nation) assume that disgusting wide-legged, crotch forward stance.

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  20. Cyndi... You must have missed it. She did that this past week while painting at a veteran's home. It was beyond gross seeing her thong hang out of her pants while reaching. Though perhaps she was following number 1 and mixing it up as first lady...I'm sure she was mixed up thinking she was being photographed for the people of Walmart. >:o

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  21.    My all-time fav wasn't included:
    A boob belt worn over a too small sweater worn over a too small t-shirt worn over a multiprinted gathered skirt while she played on the grass of the WhiteHouse lawn.

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  22. Drinking another 2 cups of coffee and taking another look at this pictorial train wreck has its consequences.

    It's just mind-boggling to contemplate photo number three in 2. Wear what you love.

    Those gargantuan ass cheeks are encased in outrageously expensive, blingy fabric and gobbling up a no-doubt smelly and tortured thong! And those freakishly mammoth mounds belong to the First Lady of the United States of America!

    Seriously, we're supposed to believe she belongs in the same species as Martha Washington, et al? Sorry, but in a photo line-up, one of these things is simply not like the others. 

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  23. Hehehe, MOTUS said VISIGOTHS!!  That made me laugh, and reminded me of one of the many great scenes from "Band of Brothers".  Oofficer Buck and enlistedmen Babe and Guamere from the fabled 101st AirBORNE! are waiting in a foxhole in winter getting ready for the Battle of Bastogne.  Officer Buck says "Now we know how they felt."  Babe asks "Who?".  Buck answers, "the Legionnaires.  When they were watching Huns.  Goths, the Visigoths."  This is too much for Guarmere who says, "Visigoths??  Jesus Christ!".

    So there ya go, m'dears - so if it feels like we're all in this foxhole together, us against the Visigoths, well, it's 'cause we ARE in the foxhole.  But nor for long.  At least we know how to dress and accessorize properly :)

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  24. MOTUS, only you can reflect the reality of our Fashion Forward FFA with such perfection...never have we been subject to soooo many of MO's assettes on full display. Particularly in the "wear what you love" fashion tip #2. In the words of the Dictator-in-Chief, "isn't she cute?"... LOL :-D  

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  25. LOL funee...shhhh, MO might really do that....YIKES!!

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  26. MI or the melon dress that showed her belly button and ever so toned form....still reeling from that memory...GACK!

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  27. FOIST lady. How perfect.

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  28. Thanks for the linky Clarice!

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  29. MichelleIndependentOctober 22, 2011 1:51 PM

    Lynn II posted this at Newsbird/great stuff

    Jimmy O'Bama

    http://newsbird.wordpress.com/2011/10/21/jimmy-obama-barack-obama-is-jimmy-carter/

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  30. PAT AZ - do you mean "under the influence?"

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  31. Gator - that was my thought.  I had not seen that picture before.  Nothing screams children and daytime more than a shiny, one shouldered cocktail frock.  Now she may start the cocktails early in the day - but she's got to get some inkling of what to wear 9 -5.  I recommend she borrow some fashion tips from the always impeccable and appropriate Sarah or Michelle Bachman and, of course, Princess Kate the Great.

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  32. I'm nost sure which is worse - since we've never had this discussion in the history of the US.  But in the pics showing off her non-existent boobs - would those dresses look better if she actually had some girls - well maybe, but it is just so inappropriate.  Cleavage and FLOTUS should never be associated.  Just because she thinks she looks like a Victoria Secret model does not make it so.  I can't wait for the next first lady.

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  33. Is this the one??

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  34. I have to add one of my all time favs...note the BLUE shoes!!

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  35. Thanks for reminding us what a ridiculous person this grifter is.  I don't know how anybody with "lady" anywhere in her title would be caught dead wearing this stuff.

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  36. I cannot add a single thing to the above comments or what is sure to come.
    MOTUS, this offering is a piece of pure delight, a collection of Our Lady Of No Taste's best.
    I can only say egad, and may we never see another of her kind again.

    Ever.

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  37. Hilarious!!!!  Very well done, MOTUS.

    Here are some signs for Obie's "uncampaign bus" from a poster on another thread.  Probably not original.

    Bumper stickers on bus:
    I brake for unicorns
    No smoking within 500 feet, Methane generator on board
    Objects in mirror may loom larger as you near an election
    This vehicle stops at all photo ops
    Mine is bigger than yours - and its Canadian!
    If this bus is a rocking - we're singing kum bay ya
    Good Neighbor Sam? Never heard of him
    KOA? Is that part of the new ACORN?
    Yeah, it would get better mileage - if there weren't so many thrown under it
    2011 What The Frick Tour
    Martha's Vineyard or Bust
    Manure is green technology?
    Yeah I can afford it - its good to be King
    Not retired yet - but working on it
    I traded carbon credits for this trip
    I'm spending your kid's inheritance
    Please don’t tailgate, millions of illegal aliens in trunk
    My other bus is Air Force One
    Not For Hire – You’re Already Paying For

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  38. Hilarious!!!!  Very well done, MOTUS.

    Here are some signs for Obie's "uncampaign bus" from a poster on another thread.  Probably not original.

    Bumper stickers on bus:
    I brake for unicorns
    No smoking within 500 feet, Methane generator on board
    Objects in mirror may loom larger as you near an election
    This vehicle stops at all photo ops
    Mine is bigger than yours - and its Canadian!
    If this bus is a rocking - we're singing kum bay ya
    Good Neighbor Sam? Never heard of him
    KOA? Is that part of the new ACORN?
    Yeah, it would get better mileage - if there weren't so many thrown under it
    2011 What The Frick Tour
    Martha's Vineyard or Bust
    Manure is green technology?
    Yeah I can afford it - its good to be King
    Not retired yet - but working on it
    I traded carbon credits for this trip
    I'm spending your kid's inheritance
    Please don’t tailgate, millions of illegal aliens in trunk
    My other bus is Air Force One
    Not For Hire – You’re Already Paying For

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  39. Okay - I'm gonna add one thing - that pic of her coppin' a squat in the lettuce patch has my gross-out-meter goin' off the charts.

    I'm done...for now...again...

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  40. Blue shoes????   That is the least of the problems of that hot mess!!  ROFLMAO

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  41. Cripes Suzette called it "cooch airing"....

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  42. Cripes Suzette called it "cooch airing"....

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  43. UNL...OH!!! .....EWWWWW!!! that's the one....almost gave me a nervous breakdown..... and it sure as hell hasn't gotten any better........MO is so embarrassing for our beloved country... :-[

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  44. We're in the foxhole together.  So, if a hand grenade comes bouncing in, we all agree to throw Joey B on top of it?

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  45. Somewhere in the recent archives is a photo of her with a camel toe in a full dirndl skirt!  Amazing!

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  46. Somewhere in the recent archives is a photo of her with a camel toe in a full dirndl skirt!  Amazing!

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  47. Visible panty line.  Please, God, make it stop. 

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  48. Yup.  Believe she means that Mooch is known to self-medicate with adult beverages.  To calm her nerves, of course.

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  49. Yup.  Believe she means that Mooch is known to self-medicate with adult beverages.  To calm her nerves, of course.

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  50. I guess that's why she started wearing (shudder) a thong.

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  51. According to CNN, Plugs is busy getting Obie reelected, but is open to running himself in 2016.

    Now that's funny!!!!!

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  52. According to CNN, Plugs is busy getting Obie reelected, but is open to running himself in 2016.

    Now that's funny!!!!!

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  53. According to CNN, Plugs is busy getting Obie reelected, but is open to running himself in 2016.

    Now that's funny!!!!!

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  54. All of your posts, Dear MOTUS, entertain and inform butt I must say I enjoy the fashion posts the mostest.

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  55. Broad's definitely more floatie than FLOTUS, yaknowhatimean?

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  56. Ladies and gentleman: The First Boo-tay of the United States! Not your father's FLOTUS.

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  57. That's her lost-my-hoss spraddle.

    Broad's definitely more floatie than FLOTUS, yaknowhatimean?

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  58. The red/orange one and the blue one that she wears backward and frontwards - I mean, how?  The topography of my chest and my upper back are, uhm, different, if you know what I mean.  Who, besides three-year-olds dressing themselves, wears their clothes backwards?

    Does she do it just to be mean? To make us cringe?  Or, does she really think it's ok???

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  59. Do you have a link to that one?  I thought wearing clothes backwards was as nutso as she got.

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  60. Just remember, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!!

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  61. The picture on the poster looks like Moo and the princesses survived an explosion in a Goodwill store.

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  62. Here's looking at you...

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  63. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  64. Actually, I got hung up on the phrase...."she checks the weather and her schedule before deciding on an outfit".

    Which brought to mind the pic where MO's dress was blowing up ala Marilyn M. and the pic where her hair blows up ala The Grinch, and the one where she is demo'ing exercises with Harry Reid....and on and on.

    MO, the gift that just keeps on given'.  [The 'G' dropped in honor of The Won.]

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  65. The woman is bizarre - BIZARRE!!

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  66. Thanks USM - I think we all do because that way we don't have to think about any of the shenanigans going on behind the farcical facade. You know, the REALLY scary stuff?

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  67. oops!  typo given' = givin'

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  68. I loved the first grader's sewing project she wore while touring London.

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  69. Oh, my hurting face!! :-D :-D :-D

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  70. One of these two?!

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  71. I originally thought that top was photoshopped... :)

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  72. Sounds like a plan...

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  73. I. AM. SO. EMBARRASSED.

    :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

    And these are just the stills. Imagine the pain of those present, having to actually look at her, AND listen to her talk.

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  74. :-[ :-D :-[ Thanks bettyann, some memories are impossible to erase, even with Raj's supoib technical support. Butt, that's my job, remembering the things Americans want to forget. :'( :-D

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  75. Thanks PatAZ :-[ ...

    1-Does MOo really believe that red/orange monstrosity really looks fine?

    Yup

    2-Who, besides three-year-olds dressing themselves, wears their clothes backwards?  
    Lady M

    3-Does she do it just to be mean?

    Yup

    4-To make us cringe?

    Yup

    5-Or, does she really think it's ok???

    Oh, yeah!

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  76. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ Thanks you clarice :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

    AND Thanks for the PJLifestyle Linkie!!! :-D

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  77. OMG, That's my favorite won too!!!! :-D

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  78. "Airstream trailer" Bwaaahahahahahahaha!

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  79. MichelleIndependentOctober 22, 2011 6:54 PM

    Drag queen impersonating Diana Ross.

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  80. OMG, I was trying to forget that won!!!! >:o :-D

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  81. OMG, OMG, OMG... >:o

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  82. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-D :-[

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  83. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-D :-[

    SNARK On! O:-) :-D

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  84. I blame myself for the flabby guns because I let my batteries run down. Butt I really think it’s Steven Chu’s fault for pumping all your money into Scandinavian sports car batteries that can only go 25 miles before kicking over to gas. I’d be fine with that if they’d give me a Hemi back-up, butt NO…

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  85. OMG Cyndi! If she does that, I quit!

    OK, I won't quit...butt I'll be really upset. :-D

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  86. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

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  87. There are just too many...my hard drive is full and they still keep coming! >:o

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  88. Oh Motus, please please don't ever quit. Your blog is absolutely fabulous.

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  89. She has no class or sense of style. She probably sees some of the runway fashions that are a little "out there" and thinks she is creative enough to mimic the models. The lame stream media enables her big time by licking their eyebrows over anything she wears. I think she does it for attention and I think she really believes it is ok. She is very desparate to be relevant and obviously has no clue how to accomplish that. She is definitely "touched".

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  90. Channeling her inner child.

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  91. I'm shaking my head over those black and white tablecloth britches that are hanging on her like a sack and have that ultra high waist, combined with a floral top. (first one under Magical, you'll get this when you're older, too).  It is really hurting my noggin that someone would wear that outfit on purpose.  It's like wearing two different plaids, only worse, much worse.

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  92. The only thing that will stop MOTUS and all of us is the train heading to the re-education camp.

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  93. I never thought of it before you said this, but maybe it is part of their grand plan to distract us with all the crazy outfits, bizarre actions, extreme vacations, and exhibitionism so we wouldn't focus on the things they are doing to take down America. Now that is some scary stuff.

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  94. Belly button, yes and am I imagining another horror when I see the outline of La Thong through the back view and rear of that white formal dress?  She's really a halloween trick.

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  95. I keep thinking we could send her a little boob tape for her little boobs .. you r sooo right it is my fav outfit .. Plus the face is purrrrrfect .. So interested in the mooosick .

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  96. Noelle's Bootcut KittenpantsOctober 22, 2011 10:20 PM

    Made me think of the "Simpsons" episode where they go to Brazil and Homer's walking around wearing a thong that's not really a thong, it's just his butt sucking in the swimsuit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuwCXo9qcpw

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  97. I am waiting for the next man in the WH .. Like a real CIC.. Instead of pres prissy pantz.... I am soo over women running the WH like an affirmative action trophy .. Valjar , mama voodoo. Moochie .. Napolitano ...Sibelius .. Enough already .. And I am not being sexist I just want gravitas back .people of merit mendacity .... Not Chicago pay back ...thuggery.. Someone who loves this country and those who have served her well .. In noble pursuits ,, not self agrandisment. ...he'll , just came from church where the priest ranted crap about ows.. And then wanted $ for illegal's services .....criminitaly.. Enough already ... I am maxed out .. Bring back the adults........ >:o

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  98. Totally scary .. If we think about stuff like shutting down our oil , coal , nuke and gas production .. We r scrued ..... And we sooo r .....like our kids getting indoctrinated ... Not educated .. Like all our gazillions for political pay offs in the guise of green shit .. Yada yada .. We r scrued .. Hell the pubbies can't even get the freaking lightbulbs we want .. Thank you bohner et al ...creeps .. I have come to the conclusion that both partays HATE us .. And only want power ... Sooo nothing of value is done .. Like repeal obamacare .. Etc ..nothing .. They just roil us with crap like ows , doj edits, dea edicts .. they press on ... "our side " could care less cause they are invited to the best parties and don't want us the lumpen prols to ruin their landscape .. And soooo.... We r sooo scrued ...

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  99. Now I really have a headache..prior to those pix,it was just a nagging little kink in the neck, when my head clears, I would love to try and figure out how much all this treachery cost.. No wonder he's running for re-election, he needs the money !  Considering everything, hair, makeup, surgery, clothes, shoes, bling.. it's staggering, I would venture in the realm of 2 million or more, to date.
    If she's getting freebies, she's acting illegally, can we just send her to the guillotine and put us all out of our misery, and likely Obie's too ?  Oh, for the good old days..

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  100. Moi again .. Scrued up the mendacity insert bit .. Meant to delete .. Butt the ole eye pad wasn't agreeable ...did mean to write hell , though .. Not he'll, again flummoxed by eye pad .. From looking at moo's costumes I think ...( certainly not martinae.) Hey from this exhibit , MOTUS , we'll be ready for Halloween O:-)

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  101. Ya can't make this stuff up! Thanks MOTUS for just reportin' da facts!

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  102. You know, I think a lot of woman have just plain flipped out with fashion these days. What is it with these 60-something women and their 1960s flip hairstyles? I just saw Hillary Clinton this morning on Meet the Depressed and literally laughed out loud at her hair hair. It's very thin, and her long, straight hair was literally plastered to the sides of her fat face. When she was campaigning in 2008, she actually looked quite nice--very professional. These days, she's such an embarrassment--very much along the same lines as our MoocHell. Is there a theme here?

    And yes, this comes under the category of things that I "can" think about. If I really think about the damage that woman is doing as Sec'y of State or how the O administration is destroying our country, I would be just a sad little puddle of goo on the floor.

    Thank you, MOTUS, for keeping me sane!

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  103. New from Clarice - "Karma":

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/10/karma.html

    It starts off:

    <span><span>There are many definitions of karma.  For my purposes today I'll define it as the natural consequences of one's acts -- you know, you reap what you sow.  In that respect it's been a terrible, horrible, awful no good karma week for the White House.</span></span>
    <span><span>1. Vice President Biden</span></span>
    <span><span>In the first place, with the President off campaigning and Michelle busy offering </span></span><span><span>fashion advice</span></span><span><span> and doing campaign Mutt & Jeff appearances with Dr. Jill, the Vice President has been left home alone. </span></span>

    Now go and read the rest.....

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  104. New from Clarice - "Karma":

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/10/karma.html

    It starts off:

    <span><span>There are many definitions of karma.  For my purposes today I'll define it as the natural consequences of one's acts -- you know, you reap what you sow.  In that respect it's been a terrible, horrible, awful no good karma week for the White House.</span></span>
    <span><span>1. Vice President Biden</span></span>
    <span><span>In the first place, with the President off campaigning and Michelle busy offering </span></span><span><span>fashion advice</span></span><span><span> and doing campaign Mutt & Jeff appearances with Dr. Jill, the Vice President has been left home alone. </span></span>

    Now go and read the rest.....

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  105. If the First Lady were really fashion forward, she would wear her shoes backwards. Just think of the attention and the emulation of her followers.

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  106. LOVE the Mutt & Jeff comparison!!  My thoughts exactly!  Mornin' MOLS & MODS!!  Happy Sunday!

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  107. Maybe she could just put them on the wrong feet.  Is there really a right and left for cloven hooves?

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  108. And you didn't even include the sofa upholstery suit she wore to the Inauguration.

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  109. Agreed, Labwriter. I was in the mall for the first time in three years on Friday. The store windows overflowed with the skank factor - who but a Barbie Doll or a hooker dresses like that? The accessorie displays dripped with hideousness, the shoes were like stilts.

    I bought some Teva sport shoes, and left.

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  110. I remember that. Then he stuttered while taking oath. The next thing that I noticed about her was when she deplaned someplace, with BRIGHT YELLOW FINGERNAILS (read claws). That was before MOTUS, who has saved the sanity of millions upon millions of American women since.

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  111. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsOctober 23, 2011 1:23 PM

    That shirt does not go with those pants. Those pants are too tight. The underwear is too tight. Those shoes don't belong anywhere in the same room with those pants or that shirt. What is wrong with this woman?

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