“Why brave the crowds when you can shop at the Obama 2012 store in your pajamas?"
Reflecting Black Friday shoppers at Macy’s
In a move intended to demonstrate his continuing commitment to spreading the wealth around, Big Guy authorized his team to hold the first ever official Presidential Black Friday sale – apparently without irony.
A 10% TURKEY DAY special code? Seriously, I’m beginning to think these guys don’t even understand the meaning of the word “irony.”
The official campaign site is so tone deaf it’s making it harder and harder to tell the difference between the official “Obama gear” site
The Obama “I liked the spatula so much, I bought the company” ($40)
and all the bogus sites that are selling contraband campaign gear.
Obama Bunny Slippers
“Help support President Obama's initiative to reduce the national debt by purchasing all of your officially authorized Obama products here.” Where everything is Made in America (except for the shirt, slippers, sunglasses, and hat). Plus - no sales tax! – no wait, that’s only available from the bogus site.
And who on your Winter Holiday list wouldn’t luv to find an official Obama birth certificate coffee mug ($20, from the real site – do you see how confusing this is?) under their tree?
…and speaking of trees:
Check out the trunk on the official 2011 model! It’s huge!!
Just perfect to festoon with multi-colored baubles. The Big White will never look the same again.
Yes, it’s going to be another glorious Winter Holiday season around here. We Can’t Wait!
Available now, at an Obama shopping site near you. Actually I think you can get these at both the official and the unofficial sites.
Can you hear the jingle bells yet?
Linked By: Larwyn’s Linx on Doug Ross@Journal, and DeniceVB on the Crawdad Hole, Thanks!
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Oh, aren't they festive! I love the Christmas vest and holiday ornament earr...what? Are you sure? Let me scroll up and look again.
ReplyDeleteOh. Never mind.
MOTUS, I read a report on one of the major news websites that said anti-Obama merchandise is outselling the pro-Obama stuff four to one. May those numbers hold till November 2012.
We need the picture of Mooch wearing the necklace that looked like lathe turnings.
ReplyDeleteI just had to go look at all the cool stuff for sale. Honestly, I thought it was a joke until I actually saw it. An Obama tote bag? Oh man - I'm going to retch!
ReplyDeleteAnother really ugly outfit. Puffy summer skirt, too small cardigan, and boots the color of cheese mold. Ugh!
Malaria must be dressing herself. She looks somewhat decent lately but someone needs to help her with posture. And poor little Sausage. Those pants are so ill fitting.
I can't wait either...to show mooch the door of Big White and speaking of mooch...nothing says we are going to have a blue Christmas like her not-so-festive clothing choice and the gray suede boots from 1970 that I'm sure have been recycled to cost more than most people pay for all their gifts combined! >:o
ReplyDeletere: MO's photo montage
ReplyDeleteI know she's had 'work' done (and done very well) but what all was done? chin?nose? cheekbones?
She only resembles the MO of 2008.
Note to Raj, Dear Raj, I was first escorted back to May, 2010 when I logged on by some alien trolls and had to reload.
So, all the pictures in the montage have either crazy necklaces or clown squirt pins. But the first one is special, it has the necklace and squirt pin. Way cool!!!
ReplyDeleteI swear, those outfits they are wearing are so depressing for a supposed happy event.
Oh HELL NO! He defiled BUNNY SLIPPERS! I think I'm going to sue on behalf of aggrived bunnies everywhere! That moron really needs a clue. Talk about turkeys!
ReplyDeleteWatching the news of the mayhem yesterday, I was not surprised, I warned everyone to stay away from the madness. Even at 3 pm at K-Mart, it was a ZOO. I went in and out, and I'm going to return the gym shoes I bought 1/2 price.
Everyone, just shop online, but I wouldn't buy ANYTHING on obummer's site. Enjoy the holiday weekend, and stay away from wide loads! ;)
Geez, my holidays have nothing to do with this ass hat, but God and His great goodness, and love. I'm giong to show my family how much God loves them with every gift and every morsel, until 2012. And then, I'm going to give them the gift next year of another president by voting for anyone but Barry.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice community day and a very merry winter holiday, Barry. "He that rolls a stone, it will roll back on him..." (From Proverbs) Love, God.
I guess that explains the 10% off doesn't it. :-D
ReplyDelete"Turkey Day" special on zerobama gear? The jokes really DO write themselves.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree: poor Malia and Sasha.
ReplyDeleteBoots "the color of cheese mold"--LOL
Hey, I like those bunny slippers if the photo is on the SOLES.
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't already voted in <span>Zilla's big poll, scamper on over and do so.</span> Z's wee little 6-year old drew two pictures celebrating traditional Thanksgiving Day dinner entrees and wants to know which one you like best. I don’t want to get into any voter intimidation or steering issues here, butt Chicago rules are apparently not in effect for this poll, and my fav is running waaaaayyyyyy behind. I HOPE that gets straightened out before November 2012!
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, vote here in the <span>“It’s Only Fair” poll</span> for your favorite.
That's a cooking spatula? For a minute there, I thought it was a pooper-scooper.
ReplyDeleteRight on about the pants. Looks like something I wore at about that age. And I still have no sense of fashion, so I probably still wear things like that. Just not as tight.
ReplyDelete<span>"and stay away from wide loads!"</span>
ReplyDeleteI resemble that remark . . .
Then again, when I threaten to sit on someone, they do take me a lot more serious now than when I was 100 lbs dripping wet.
Check out the trunk on the official 2011 model! It’s huge!!
ReplyDeleteOn looking at it again, I see three of those. Two are encased in gray suede.
I feel sorry for Sasha and Malia, being trotted out like little props. It was so obvious that they were miserable at the Turkey pardoning the turkeys event....and just slightly less so with the Christmas tree.
ReplyDeleteMOO being MOO, too...just another awful hairdo, cardi, sack skirt. Although the boots are passable, had her skirt been a tad longer (and not looking like yet another reject granny sofa).
Another verse that comes to mind is also from Proverbs (21:9) Janice's Version:
ReplyDeleteIt is better to watch sports shows in a small room on the second floor, than dwell with that contentious woman in the whole White House
That's the FleaBagger's version of it . . .
ReplyDeleteEvery president has had to deal with Americans who dislike him, but I'd never thought I'd see the day when the president would openly mock and antagonize them - as with the birth certificate mug. Can you imagine Bush ever authorizing the production and sale of a "hanging chad" mug? This man has no class.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Motus - this what I got at that link:
ReplyDelete"Page not found
Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog <span>Michelle Obama's Mirror</span> does not exist."
Click on "Zilla's big poll"
ReplyDeleteI've never commented on MO's attire here because you wonderful MOLS have elevated satorial snark to an art form, and also because, well, i've worn weird stuff from time to time, too. Butt OMG!!! That greenish blue sweater in the lower right of the montage?? i couldn't begin to guess how many sizes too small it is. Can't get those last few buttons closed over the that big ol' aspect ratio yet wear it anyway?? Srsly???? (Aspect ratio is width times length, as explained by the cat engineer guys on youtube. Your're welcome.) :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the mother/daughter hair buns? Wee won 2 looks/dresses like mumsey. At least wee won 1 is dressing well these days. She looks very nice. ;)
ReplyDeleteNew for this year. Not 10%. butt 20% off
ReplyDeleteChickaBOOMer: Obama As Johnny Wadd
ReplyDeletehttp://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2011/11/obama-as-johnny-wadd.html
Aspect ratio is the ratio of width to height, usually expressed as x:y (x being width, y being height). You can also condense down this ratio by dividing the width by the height. Thus, an aspect ratio larger than 1 has a width that is larger than the height. If we are talking about the aspect ratio as seen from the rear, covered by her skirt, I would say it is about 3. If we are talking about the aspect ratio as seen from the front, being the waist (seen from the front only) versus the length of sweater that actually has buttons engaged, I would say it is about 4. These are rough back-of-the-envelope estimates based on the limited number of pictures above.
ReplyDeleteFestive clothing is for Memorials - gray is for receiving the tree. They are always so wrong. One has to work hard to be so faux pas ridden.
ReplyDeleteThat grey suit? The one she wears so proudly? Someone told her it was specially designed for her by Coco Chanel. Tee Hee
ReplyDeleteMahlia looks pretty - but she and her FFA need to switch tops. The blouse is too old for her - but big mama's little cardigan would actually fit Wee Won 1. **They've got all the props out today - the poor kids and the photo op dog. Where are the white carollers and people roasting chestnuts?
ReplyDelete<span>MOO couldn't decide whether to dress as a maid or hooker, so she chose both.</span>
ReplyDeleteI think I would buy a case of toilet paper with The Wons on it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the clarification, Janice, and the accurate estimates. So that's the last time i listen to a guy on the inter toobs measuring a cat with a tape measure, LOL!
ReplyDeleteAw, youse smarty pants..... I have never worn tall boots with a print cotton dirndl skirt in my whole wide-world life. They go with smart woolens. Period.
ReplyDelete("cheese mold"....teehee.)
Anonymouse, looks like my solution to multiple posts does not work for you. Though I notice that your extra posts are at 20 and 40 seconds after the original. Not sure what that means, but almost looks like an automatic refresh happening. Which shouldn't happen, of course. May I ask which browser you are using, and which version it is?
ReplyDeletePhxfan, it looked like you just got a little confused about whether to multiply or divide the numbers. And when stuff comes over the toobs, it will sometimes get turned inside-out and upside-down. And I am quite a pest when it comes to some of this technical stuff. ;)
ReplyDeleteDouchebag would work, too.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Coco - Chanel's Advice, which Mooch Never Took to Heart:
ReplyDelete"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve."
"Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman."
"Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress."
"There are people who have money and people who are rich."
Posthumous Medal of Honor ceremony photo-op: sock-drawer cleavage, red red splashy print, shoulder-brushing earrings, sleeveless, above the knee hemline.
ReplyDeleteChristmas Tree acceptance photo-op: gray.
When the 36 SEALS were shot down, the champagne must have flowed.
We won't forget at the ballot box, Mrs Obama; in fact, I will wear a cocktail dress to vote.
Its Michelle's dental floss holder.
ReplyDeleteIt's Firefox. Raj told me "not to worry" so I go merrily echoing along.
ReplyDeleteYour solution either didn't work (echos appeared) or posts disappeared entirely.
Happy I am to read that, Creeper!
ReplyDeleteAnd when you believe you are finished dressing, remove one thing. (CC paraphrased.)
ReplyDeleteIf you can find a copy of a book entitled Elegance (forget author, but it's an older book), grab one and have a look. Some of the details are dated, but elegance is timeless, so....
There's a photo of her over at her fan site ... she's wearing B&W sneakers at a basketball game.
ReplyDeleteThose shoes are size 16. Perhaps she thought no one would be photographing her feet and went comfy. Imagine the nightmare of wearing 2 sizes too small shoes everyday that you are in public. That's where that face comes from.
HE is sitting on the bleachers like a GIRL. :-P :-P :-P
ReplyDeletePosts disappeared entirely? Wow, I didn't expect that. Thanks for trying the experiment.
ReplyDeleteThere is an add-on which some people have, called ReloadEvery, that sets tabs to automatically reload (which is useful if you are on the Twitter site, for instance). Many sites have gone to auto updates (like DrudgeReport), so ReloadEvery isn't as necessary as it was a few years ago.
And then there is:
Tools/Options/Advanced/General/Accessibility
Tick the option next to "Warn me when web sites try to redirect or reload the page"
Save your changes
This has been helpful to me, because it warns you when a web site is trying to redirect, and I don't like when it does that (well, most of the time, anyway).
However, I think there is only a slight chance that any of the above could help you. So probably best to go with Raj's "not to worry". I just included the above information in case anyone else has problems, and just wants to try a few different things.
Dental floss - ha, I suspect most of us would be happy if she used some mental floss once in a while.
ReplyDeleteHello srdem65, MOLs, MODs, MYLs, MYDs and FOMs, it is me, Raj:
ReplyDeleteI am here to avenge with cyber smite, the alien trolls who cast you back in time. Please tell me more, here or in e-mail to, me:
raj.rajaroni@gmail.com
I stand by with my keyboard locked and loaded!
Humbly,
Raj
Oh, man, I am a total butterfingers today! >:o
ReplyDeleteI fixed the link and it is also here! :-D
Sorry. :-[
And he's skinnier than ever - legs like toothpicks.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she look proud of her little ole self?
ReplyDeleteI think MoochMORE is thinking that all this conservative stuff is going to win over the white voters.
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow, did you guys see these pics over at Weasel Zippers??
ReplyDeleteThe second one especially! I have never seen those two posers looking more insane! And, barky sure knows his way around a hot dog!
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/11/26/let’s-move-president-obama-stuffs-the-pie-hole-with-a-hot-dog/
That second pic would make a good cover for their Christmas card. They look like crackheads on crack, even crackheads look more intelligent! Geeeze, prepare yourselves. =-O
Oh, Thank you, wartbug! The Chanel standard is NEVER wrong just as FFA is NEVER right! The very idea that some hag could pull a campaign book together declaring FFA as the epitomy of fashion savvy and, be so insulting as to give her own advise...well, it goes beyond the pale.
ReplyDeleteHis pants are so empty, if the wind is blowing? The legs flap in that wind as if two sticks were in there. He's "ON" something and its not diet pills.
ReplyDelete"Malia must be dressing herself." "Poor little Sasha."
ReplyDeleteFIFY
A six-year-old did those? Someone phone MOMA!
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, we must think alike. But the pig as beast of burden isn't faring well. I'd rig the poll but the page is keeping track of ISP's.
Excellent comparison, Libby.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but these people are trash.
It's a brand new concept...the sweater as boob belt.
ReplyDeleteOh, geez...I'm not sure I want to click that. I remember "Johnny Wadd." Can someone scout it out and tell me if it's safe to go there?
ReplyDeleteIf the stories on Hillbuzz are true maybe he's not "on" something. Maybe he "has" something.
ReplyDeleteLook at those clodhoppers. No, I mean her shoes.
ReplyDeleteI see she's wearing another heart. What's with that? Maybe a replacement for the one she was born without?
And not a smile among them. It's Christmas, for crying out loud. How can anyone take delivery of a Christmas tree and not smile?
ReplyDeleteLooks like death warmed over
ReplyDeleteLooks like death warmed over
ReplyDeleteLooks like death warmed over
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Raj. I am not the only one who has the problem, but fortunately we are few. Thanks for trying. (I already have the warning when a we site is trying to redirect)....
ReplyDeleteMost are aware that any Comments should be tacked on to the first of the echo posts so that Raj can zap the duplicates/triplicates with minimal effect. Bless you, Raj.
I'm going with Raj. I am not the only one who has the problem, but fortunately we are few. Thanks for trying. (I already have the warning when a we site is trying to redirect)....
ReplyDeleteMost are aware that any Comments should be tacked on to the first of the echo posts so that Raj can zap the duplicates/triplicates with minimal effect. Bless you, Raj.
It's no accident that she opts for Converse sneakers whenever she can. They are unisex, so go up to very large men's sizes. I wear a 9 women's shoe which translates to something like a men's 7, rather small for a man. The sky's the limit for our Mooch.
ReplyDeleteIt's no accident that she opts for Converse sneakers whenever she can. They are unisex, so go up to very large men's sizes. I wear a 9 women's shoe which translates to something like a men's 7, rather small for a man. The sky's the limit for our Mooch.
ReplyDeleteThanks, MOTUS! I wanted to give her an honest civics lesson. ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry fo the 'no Chicago rules' thing!
I don't know about MOMA, but this MOMMA is delighted with the child! She did it with MS Paint, and the amazing thing is that due the nerve damage in my hands (right one is worse) I have the computer mouse on the left hand side, and the girl is right handed which means that she does all her Paint pictures with her non-dominant hand!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind words about my little girl's pictures. I will pass them along to her and she will smile.
I wonder if they'll have a Mao ornament again this year, or will it be Che? Oh how those commies occupying the WH sicken me!
ReplyDeleteI can hardly wait until MOTUS gets to reflect a better class of people again! Callista Gingrich, whatever else people may say about her, is very pretty, and my kids love her children's book, "Sweet Land of Liberty", Gloria Cain is a lovely woman (I truly do like her a lot), and Karen Santorum is also very pretty.
Of course I am sure Mr. Palin & Mr. Bachmann could provide some hearty refelections. ;)
That teal or blue-green or whatever outfit with the sweater-as-boob-belt (lower right of the six together), has some sort of vine growing across the top of the dark top, heading toward the squirting flower. I think I found the inspiration for this look in the movie The Little Shop of Horrors...
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. There are no 'Pop Ups' :)
ReplyDeleteBooze or drugs or both show on the faces of the slippery wons in that weaselzippers link.
ReplyDeleteHI Again Motus, You can have a FIELD DAY with the pics of barky and "his" children at the bookstore, and lots more pics of the two clowns at the b-ball game! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066620/President-Obama-lady-Michelle-laugh-way-NCAA-basketball-game.html
ReplyDeleteLook at the books the kids bought "EVERYBODY POOPS"! Yeah, esp. her "father" who is taking a major dump on America daily. And speaking of the assclown. HE BOUGHT a book about America's failed war on terror! He must be really happy about that, since he caused it. More vomit worthy antics from the scums in the WH. Please make it stop. >:o
Mooch's skirt is so much longer in the front! It is hiked up high over her huge certified Slave African-American caboose! So her skirt is so much shorter in the back --- such a disgusting lopsided skirt. Moochelle must be drunk again, cuz how could a sober woman go in front of photographers like that!
ReplyDelete:-D
ReplyDeleteAmazon.com rates that book for "ages 2 and up". Aren't those girls a little old for that?
ReplyDeleteThat two and up book is for Oman....seriously doubt the girls care. He's the kinky one;)
ReplyDeleteIf you don't know what it is and weren't raised with a Christmas tree in your house..?
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